Save the Bell Choir activity!
Might be fun for a one-off… I have a feeling you’d get a lot of focuses, though.
(though now I’m getting a vision of a pepper-cream pie used like a torch)
A sword or dagger that is a rolling pin, or perhaps a focus that is an oven mitt or a pastry blender. Perhaps a staff that is made from one of those giant wooden pizza paddles (the ones you stick to place and pick up pizzas from the ovens)?
Although the shield is a little ‘stares into your soul’, I remember having gingerbread weaponry from gw1 ^.^ http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Gingerbread_Focus
Some environmental weapons would make really nice weaponry.. smacking your foes with hunks of meat or a leg.. hehe (Check out Meatoberfest in the charr area.)