(edited by CorneliusCoffin.3169)
How to be a proper pirate.
I’m also a bit confused as to why the other thread is praising the writing as the best evarrr and such.
It was certainly more enjoyable than Southsun, but unless they give us the big final twist that leaves everyone agape, I don’t think the writing for Dragon Bash is that oustanding.
Nice list.
What about the booty plundering?
I think at this point expecting the writing to be more creative or logical than what you’d get from an elementary school creative writing class is a bit much. I mean, it’s been demonstrated from pretty much day one that the writing on GW2 is just not going to be original or make a lick of sense.
The game is fun.
The writing is fun to mock.
But here’s my body – So rez me maybe?
What about the booty plundering?
I don’t know. The page I found this on didn’t say anything about booty plundering. Maybe she’s new to the business or maybe those new-age pirates don’t plunder any more?
Step 6: Evil Laughter
This is an absolute, non-negotiable, complete necessity for any villain, evil overlord, madman, lunatic, pirate and the like.
What about the booty plundering?
She’ll find the right person one day.
What do you mean I didn’t read that right?
What about the booty plundering?
I don’t know. The page I found this on didn’t say anything about booty plundering. Maybe she’s new to the business or maybe those new-age pirates don’t plunder any more?
If there’s no booty, the trouble ain’t worth it.
Yarr, landlubbers all around.
Rum, ye forgot the rum!
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
Drinking rum before 10am doesn’t make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate!
Yarrr!!
You missed out the “Don’t flag yourself as hostile so heroes can’t interupt your evil monologue part.” I mean seriously I have a sword, I was standing next to her as she gloats, there was no reasonable way she could escape aside from plot armour