Guild Wars 2

First of all, SPOILERS if you haven’t done the story arc so far.

That said:
That poor quaggan. My heart almost borke when I heard his story. I felt bad that I had to threaten him a bit.

But not anyomre! Fear not my quaggan friend! I will protect your tadpoles! I will wash your name clean (Moolatoplalooafoo or whatever)! I will defend you at the court no matter what it takes! – Well if the story let’s me anyway.

Foo on the foes of quaggan!

Yes, that was my favourite so far.