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Posted by: Aberrant.6749

Aberrant.6749

New build msg in 10 mins every 10 mins.

Do it plz k thx

Tarnished Coast
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Posted by: kyubi.3620

kyubi.3620

Gods preserve us if they do that…

Crystal Desert, The Darknest Community P.E.T.A.
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If pet had voices: Mommy, I did it! :3

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Posted by: Elrey.5472

Elrey.5472

xD would be funny!

ES Wiki Sysop. Vanquiser of the Marionette, Lover of the Aetherpath.
Aens / Ellantriel / Nao To Mori / Saelyth. Commander
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Posted by: Rouven.7409

Rouven.7409

Big feet! The next best thing after big heads. Also shows a certain continuity and tradition.

“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”

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Posted by: CETheLucid.3964

CETheLucid.3964

Big feet! The next best thing after big heads. Also shows a certain continuity and tradition.

Big hands! Big feet! Better to smash and dash!

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Posted by: Stramatus.5219

Stramatus.5219

Small or no heads? :P

Sir Helvidius | Sir Beregond | Proud Ascalonian Humans
“Remember The Searing. We never forget, and never forgive.” – Family Motto

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Posted by: Shadeofgrey.3065

Shadeofgrey.3065

I liked the stickfigure avatars they did in GW1 some time ago.

The big heads made me dizzy, especially when trying to do a jumping puzzle.

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Posted by: Elrey.5472

Elrey.5472

Big boobs! even for males! (obviously kidding)

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Posted by: Aerinndis.2730

Aerinndis.2730

Maybe we could all turn into another species like Tengu, Quaggan or something else funny and interesting.

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Posted by: Vespertilionidae.5018

Vespertilionidae.5018

Next year please have jester and minstrel outfits for sale in the gem store.

Also, charr become kittens, Sylvari sylvan hounds, Norn turn into which ever animal they chose during character creation, Asura are golems and humans become centaurs.

Successful opportunism is often indistinguishable from a masterful plan.

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Posted by: ThiBash.5634

ThiBash.5634

The ingame clock could display 01:04 the whole day.

If you can read this then it is proof that ArenaNet’s moderators just, kind and fair.

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Posted by: Elrey.5472

Elrey.5472

What about…. all the enemies in the game turn into quaggans? Including giganticus quagganicus xD

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Posted by: CMstorm.8679

CMstorm.8679

No….if everything was made into really cheesy cartoony versions with cheesy sound effects…
Or made Costume Brawl skills useable in combat and REALLY op.
or all the character design models looked like Ice Elementals, except you’d still appear as the race you are, just your head, arms, legs, and chest would be floating apart from each other

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Posted by: EpicHenchman.6594

EpicHenchman.6594

A re-run of 2010’s april fools from GW would be interesting to see
http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day_2010

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Posted by: Kylissa.6094

Kylissa.6094

The animation for movement is your race’s dance animation.

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Posted by: Morsus.5106

Morsus.5106

All equipment capable of having 3 stat combos are turned into Berserker’s, and all runes become Superior Runes of the Scholar.

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Posted by: Risingashes.8694

Risingashes.8694

They should just make all models increase by 1% per kill. Mobs and players alike, resets on death.

Make it a refreshing 5 hour buff so it remains between zones.

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Posted by: Chaotic Storm.2815

Chaotic Storm.2815

Clown Feet.

#ELEtism

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Posted by: Hermes.7014

Hermes.7014

GW2 version of the GW1 first april fools. It’s going to be fun to look at how our characters look in their opposite gender version with the customization features of GW2.

Whether something is either wrong or right, someone will always complain about it.

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Posted by: GuzziHero.2467

GuzziHero.2467

What I want: World bosses and champions take a day off, leaving sick notes nailed to signposts.

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Posted by: Silvercyclone.1462

Silvercyclone.1462

They should have your char die if u run for a certain ammount of time and a message pops up on your screen that says “Your character has died from a heart attack. Have a nice day.”

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

I was sad they didn’t do dummy game balance notes this year. Maybe we can come up with fake balance notes just for the laughs. Here’s my suggestion:

- Bear pets now have base 1 million health and gain an additional 1000 health per point of Vitality. Rangers have the Determined buff as long as their Bear pet is alive.

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Posted by: Maverick.6053

Maverick.6053

well, the april 1st patch notes read “improved server performance”. that’s a pretty good prank, tbh

Maverick Jr – [AURA] – Aurora Glade
No connection to a certain sparring partner. My dad’s name was Pete Mitchell.
BANZAAAAAAI!

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Posted by: Ashabhi.1365

Ashabhi.1365

What I want: World bosses and champions take a day off, leaving sick notes nailed to signposts.

I like that!

I think it would be funny as well if we all became 8-bit SAB versions of ourselves.

Level 80 Elementalist

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Posted by: Valdrick.5671

Valdrick.5671

How quickly everyone forgets……..Bring back the Commando

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Posted by: Elesh.6192

Elesh.6192

Everyone’s character looks turn into Scarlet.

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Posted by: Essarious Quw.8946

Essarious Quw.8946

Everyone’s character looks turn into Scarlet.

Ahahahaha I wanted to reply with this one too.

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Posted by: OmaiGodman.2098

OmaiGodman.2098

Everyone’s character looks turn into Scarlet.

I already have a character who’s pretty much a copy of Scarlet (for as far as the game would allow)

All world bosses should be replaced with Jack-in-a-Box versions of themselves, and all loot chests contain a Jack-in-a-Box minstrell like the minstrell finisher.

Any plan that involves dead quaggans is, by design, foolproof. I’m an unmitigated genius!

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Posted by: SnowHawk.3615

SnowHawk.3615

become ball joint dolls with porcelain skin and wide eyes
or gender bender- genders get switched
bosses become giant cakes or giant wiggly balloons like the ones at car lots
we all become skeletons with our armor still in tact- norn would be giant norn skeletons and charr would be charr skeletons and so on

(edited by SnowHawk.3615)

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Posted by: Konig Des Todes.2086

Konig Des Todes.2086

  • Everyone becomes a chibi-Rox.
  • Make tengu a race you can select in character creation, with full out character customization and even biography choices. Enter the game… as a charr.
  • Every now and then, you’d hear Tower of Nightmare Scarlet taunts, including a new one “You thought I was gone? Think again!”
  • On death (NPC or PC), a voiced line of a quaggan appears to taunt the fallen (acting like an always-happening finisher).
Dear ANet writers,
Stop treating GW2 as a single story. Each Season and expansion should be their own story.

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Posted by: Heraldusluminare.2946

Heraldusluminare.2946

Konig, your point number 2 would really make hate ANet.

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Posted by: Bobby.3721

Bobby.3721

Commandos come back for another week in Tyria and take on the branded with an end boss fight of 4 apace longbow helicopters taking down the shatterer with rock music, fireworks and BBQ when he is defeated.

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Posted by: Bathos.6341

Bathos.6341

Gender flip all player and npc characters for the day!