Next year please have jester and minstrel outfits for sale in the gem store.
Also, charr become kittens, Sylvari sylvan hounds, Norn turn into which ever animal they chose during character creation, Asura are golems and humans become centaurs.
Successful opportunism is often indistinguishable from a masterful plan.
No….if everything was made into really cheesy cartoony versions with cheesy sound effects…
Or made Costume Brawl skills useable in combat and REALLY op.
or all the character design models looked like Ice Elementals, except you’d still appear as the race you are, just your head, arms, legs, and chest would be floating apart from each other
GW2 version of the GW1 first april fools. It’s going to be fun to look at how our characters look in their opposite gender version with the customization features of GW2.
Whether something is either wrong or right, someone will always complain about it.
They should have your char die if u run for a certain ammount of time and a message pops up on your screen that says “Your character has died from a heart attack. Have a nice day.”
I was sad they didn’t do dummy game balance notes this year. Maybe we can come up with fake balance notes just for the laughs. Here’s my suggestion:
- Bear pets now have base 1 million health and gain an additional 1000 health per point of Vitality. Rangers have the Determined buff as long as their Bear pet is alive.
I already have a character who’s pretty much a copy of Scarlet (for as far as the game would allow)
All world bosses should be replaced with Jack-in-a-Box versions of themselves, and all loot chests contain a Jack-in-a-Box minstrell like the minstrell finisher.
Any plan that involves dead quaggans is, by design, foolproof. I’m an unmitigated genius!
become ball joint dolls with porcelain skin and wide eyes
or gender bender- genders get switched
bosses become giant cakes or giant wiggly balloons like the ones at car lots
we all become skeletons with our armor still in tact- norn would be giant norn skeletons and charr would be charr skeletons and so on
Commandos come back for another week in Tyria and take on the branded with an end boss fight of 4 apace longbow helicopters taking down the shatterer with rock music, fireworks and BBQ when he is defeated.
Maybe we can come up with fake balance notes just for the laughs. Here’s my suggestion: