Guild Wars 2

Update 1 – The Split

After the events of Lions Arch all 5 races turn on and blame each other for allowing Scarlett to do this. Destiny’s Edge is broken and all the races declare war against each other turning all of Tyria into a open world 5 way PvP map and at the very centre of the battle is Lions Arch and all 5 races fight for control over the city and if your race controls the city you get a 5% discount off of black lions keys.

Update 2 – Dragon Rise

Then all 5 remaining Elder Dragons appear at the same time and each dragon joins one of the races to fight for them and makes the previous Destiny’s Edge member of that race it’s champion.

Human – Primordus – Logan
Norn – Jormag, Eir
Charr – Kralkatorrik , Rytlock
Sylvari – Mordremoth – Caithe
Asura – Bubbles, Zojja

Update 3 – The God’s Return

After sensing a enormously large amount of violence in the universe, the 5 gods return to Tyria and believe that they must erase all but 1 of the races off the planet in order for life on Tyria to continue. However, each god wants to save a different race, so they then turn on each other and align themselves with one of the fighting armies.

Human – Dwayna
Charr – Balthazar
Norn – Kormir
Sylvari – Melundru
Asura – Lyssa

Only Grenth remains undecided………………

Update 4 – The Return of Death

Grenth uses his powers to bring Zhaitan back to life and then they also bring back the Dwarves and make Ogden Stonehealer Zhaitan’s champion. They then join the fight, fighting from the south.

Update 5 – Arkovatic?

As the Charr and Humans are fighting at Ebonhawke suddenly the Tengu swarm in and take the place, they then proceed to awaken a hidden 7th Elder Dragon and make there leader Fluffy Fluffy Feather Feather the Elder Dragon’s champion (the dragon is later found out to be named Arkovatic) oh bam and then like Abbadon comes back to life and joins with the Tengu’s

Update 6 – PRECURSER SCAVENGER HUNT

About time.

I was with you to Update 2, but you got Humans and Asrua backwards. Primordius is the one that pushed the Asura to the surface, therefore it stand to reason they would be stuck with him.

As nonsensical as all of this is, though, it could have almost worked storywise, but everything past that point is just silly.

Clap* for effort

Lay off the drugs bro..

LOL that would be cool, I want to see the return of the gods for sure.