Guild Wars 2

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court
for a crime they didn’t commit.
These men promptly escaped from a
maximum security stockade to the Tyria underground.
Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem – if no one else can help – and if you can find
them – maybe you can join: The Ebon-Team!

We are Ebon, The Order of the Ebon Night!

(A guild mainly aiming to become widely active, with both PvE and PvP focus in mind.)

We seek YOU and all able bodied men and women to join our cause, to protect and uphold justice upon all who would do bodily harm to one another with pointy ended sticks. To stop all the villainous folk who dare tread upon our peaceful land. To stop and slap with a herring anyone who’d dare utter anything obscene, like Pooey, Crap, Holy Buckets on a railing Banshee, Son of an Asura…and Magikarp.

We need YOU to come and join us, so we can save ALL the Quaggan in Tyria, the Quaggan Orphan and Old Whales Foundation – or Qoowf, for short needs you to come armed with your toothbrush to save all the dirty and old Quaggan from savage filth.

In general, we need YOU to come and join us so we can build a great and powerful guild of saviors! CoOOoOOOOO

Contact me, Tipsy Queen.9831, Aonivar.6948 or Davey Woo.7930 for more info and an invite!

Be safe, be well, and join US!

P.S we condone the use of the phrase ""Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z’nourrwringmm. "

Thank you.

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Clever, interesting post, but it lacks contact information. Also, I’d be more interested in the powers of alabaster. Let there be light.

Oops, there is contact information, but not much guild description. I’m on Eredon Terrace, where are you? Are your ranks age limited? Do you use TeamSpeak? Would an older player be comfortable with the group, and vice versa? Any rags, any bones, any bottles today?

Ah apologies, forgot that after I changed the title I took away our realm location. We are located on Piken Square. And no, no age limits to ranks or such really. I see no reason why an older player wouldn’t fit with us, we’re all fairly mature, heck I’m a father. Not using teamspeak at the moment, we haven’t discussed anything about using any chat media other than /g, some of us just chat with Skype really.

Rar.

Just because that artwork is perfect… LIKES

An update. We are growing steadily and have now have Guild Bounties enabled. With this said we are also interested in any ideas for alliances for bounties on the realm Piken Square.

Cheers.

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