Guild Wars 2

SquirtyMagoo.8321:

Since I’ve been enjoying Mag’s company more and more recently, I decided to have a little think about the serious possibility of transferring over.

I’ve decided on some terms which, if sufficiently met, may seal the deal:

1. The Mag Pain-Train is renamed to Squirt’s Hurt-Train. I will be the sole commander. I don’t have a tag on my alt though so everybody will have to just remember what I look like and follow me. That should not be a problem though since militia are renowned for their co-ordination.
2. Maguuma is now an EB only server with everybody either being in EB, or queueing for EB. Other maps will not be tolerated.
3. DE|RP will be renamed to d*RE*p and will no longer be allowed to win GvGs.
4. Guardians are the only class allowed in WvW.
5. After several months the server has to fall apart, lose 70% of its WvW population and force me to transfer somewhere else.

I trust these are not too much to ask.
Also please let me know how much gold you plan to pay me to transfer.

Aslong as I don’t have to learn all the tower/camp/keep names and continue using cardinal directions, I’m okay with this.

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

Ha!

LOL. That’s Shaka for you.

Looks like they managed to get the tier randomization in after all, so it might be our last match for awhile.

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

So derpy, I like it : 3

Also, I’m really glad they’ve fixed the new matchup system~

saiyr.3071:

Looks like they managed to get the tier randomization in after all, so it might be our last match for awhile.

when is the reset again? I may actually get to play on a day other than mon, tues, thurs!

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

Pretty sure that is a real life photo of Maguuma at birth.

Hehe, no tiers, only dreams.

Ledmojo.1067:

saiyr.3071:

Looks like they managed to get the tier randomization in after all, so it might be our last match for awhile.

when is the reset again? I may actually get to play on a day other than mon, tues, thurs!

6pm server time/PT

Xirin.8593:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

Pretty sure that is a real life photo of Maguuma at birth.

You mean the DORP mascot.

saiyr.3071:

Ledmojo.1067:

saiyr.3071:

Looks like they managed to get the tier randomization in after all, so it might be our last match for awhile.

when is the reset again? I may actually get to play on a day other than mon, tues, thurs!

6pm server time/PT

Xirin.8593:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

Pretty sure that is a real life photo of Maguuma at birth.

You mean the DORP mascot.

I thought Tsarazi was the mascot/leader/seme/commander/asuran/afro-wearer for DORP

IcerXx.3670:

I thought Tsarazi was the mascot/leader/seme/commander/asuran/afro-wearer for DORP

Sorry to break it to you Icer, but I’m the afro-wearer for Darp.

Tsarazi doesn’t even have an afro what even what what

You have to believe it’s there.

saiyr.3071:

Ledmojo.1067:

saiyr.3071:

Looks like they managed to get the tier randomization in after all, so it might be our last match for awhile.

when is the reset again? I may actually get to play on a day other than mon, tues, thurs!

6pm server time/PT

Xirin.8593:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

Pretty sure that is a real life photo of Maguuma at birth.

You mean the DORP mascot.

Wait, shaka has been dragging along a DORP spy all this time?

IcerXx.3670:

saiyr.3071:

Ledmojo.1067:

saiyr.3071:

Looks like they managed to get the tier randomization in after all, so it might be our last match for awhile.

when is the reset again? I may actually get to play on a day other than mon, tues, thurs!

6pm server time/PT

Xirin.8593:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

Pretty sure that is a real life photo of Maguuma at birth.

You mean the DORP mascot.

I thought Tsarazi was the mascot/leader/seme/commander/asuran/afro-wearer for DORP

WUT!! IM THE ONE AND ONLY AFRO WEARER OF DERP!!!

(pic is after sex change cuze i get 3 afro instead of 1)

Vi Au.8341:

IcerXx.3670:

saiyr.3071:

Ledmojo.1067:

saiyr.3071:

Looks like they managed to get the tier randomization in after all, so it might be our last match for awhile.

when is the reset again? I may actually get to play on a day other than mon, tues, thurs!

6pm server time/PT

Xirin.8593:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

Pretty sure that is a real life photo of Maguuma at birth.

You mean the DORP mascot.

I thought Tsarazi was the mascot/leader/seme/commander/asuran/afro-wearer for DORP

WUT!! IM THE ONE AND ONLY AFRO WEARER OF DERP!!!

(pic is after sex change cuze i get 3 afro instead of 1)

That Triple ’Fro is on a Ho Nutha Level!

Ledmojo.1067:

Vi Au.8341:

IcerXx.3670:

saiyr.3071:

Ledmojo.1067:

saiyr.3071:

Looks like they managed to get the tier randomization in after all, so it might be our last match for awhile.

when is the reset again? I may actually get to play on a day other than mon, tues, thurs!

6pm server time/PT

Xirin.8593:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I haven’t drawn for this matchup yet. Here’s what I got.

Pretty sure that is a real life photo of Maguuma at birth.

You mean the DORP mascot.

I thought Tsarazi was the mascot/leader/seme/commander/asuran/afro-wearer for DORP

WUT!! IM THE ONE AND ONLY AFRO WEARER OF DERP!!!

(pic is after sex change cuze i get 3 afro instead of 1)

That Triple ’Fro is on a Ho Nutha Level!

We’ve ALL been outfroed.

Draygo.9473:

Wait, shaka has been dragging along a DORP spy all this time?

I forgot to tell you. When me and Saiyr RP, it’s through the moa.

Yay no more fighting the scrubs that Kain and Yak are.

Woah there, watch where you’re throwin that edge around or you’re gonna cut someone with it.

A little going away present.

It’s Raining Maguuman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvcxAinFcew

GuardianOMS.8067:

A little going away present.

It’s Raining Maguuman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvcxAinFcew

It’s like all the fun happens the moment I log off.

Please start logging on to WvW only when I do.

John Widdin.9618:

GuardianOMS.8067:

A little going away present.

It’s Raining Maguuman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvcxAinFcew

It’s like all the fun happens the moment I log off.

I know the feeling. Always missing out because of work and newborn twins.

Please transfer to Yak’s Bend.

Edit: Also, congratulations.

GuardianOMS.8067:

Please transfer to Yak’s Bend.

you win the forums

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

Draygo.9473:

Wait, shaka has been dragging along a DORP spy all this time?

I forgot to tell you. When me and Saiyr RP, it’s through the moa.

I dunno why people like to draw me so much…

saiyr.3071

I dunno why people like to draw me so much…

I thought of it more as a cosmic medium in moa form. I lack the skill to draw you.

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

saiyr.3071

I dunno why people like to draw me so much…

I thought of it more as a cosmic medium in moa form. I lack the skill to draw you.

I don’t know what that means but I’m counting it anyway!!

The good ship Maguuma.

saiyr.3071:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

Draygo.9473:

Wait, shaka has been dragging along a DORP spy all this time?

I forgot to tell you. When me and Saiyr RP, it’s through the moa.

I dunno why people like to draw me so much…

Clearly because you’re an inspirational entity. Not sure why you didn’t know that.

Ledmojo.1067:

John Widdin.9618:

GuardianOMS.8067:

A little going away present.

It’s Raining Maguuman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvcxAinFcew

It’s like all the fun happens the moment I log off.

I know the feeling. Always missing out because of work and newborn twins.

WAIT?! Maguuma has jobs and lives?

KEEEEDING btw – just joking in reference to what some people from YB and Kain say constantly about Maguuma lol

GuardianOMS.8067:

A little going away present.

It’s Raining Maguuman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvcxAinFcew

Proud to be part of a server that still has so much fun while losing towers and keeps.

Caephire.5238:

saiyr.3071:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

Draygo.9473:

Wait, shaka has been dragging along a DORP spy all this time?

I forgot to tell you. When me and Saiyr RP, it’s through the moa.

I dunno why people like to draw me so much…

Clearly because you’re an inspirational entity. Not sure why you didn’t know that.

pls stop trolling me

saiyr.3071:

Caephire.5238:

saiyr.3071:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

Draygo.9473:

Wait, shaka has been dragging along a DORP spy all this time?

I forgot to tell you. When me and Saiyr RP, it’s through the moa.

I dunno why people like to draw me so much…

Clearly because you’re an inspirational entity. Not sure why you didn’t know that.

pls stop trolling me

Aww, I’m sorry. I no troll.. <3. You’re too cute XD.