Guild Wars 2

You have quite the vivid imagination. I predict 90% accuracy.

can i be an officer in pyro too?

It’s possible that you already are.

Waaaait what about me

I’ll invite everyone to Pyro, and promote them to officer.

Is this the part where I adopt a super elitist attitude and start referring to every non-officer as a pleb

That’s the Pyro way~

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

Is this the part where I adopt a super elitist attitude and start referring to every non-officer as a pleb

please don’t take my job away from me. Its the only job I have =(

He’s our Major Condescension Officer.

We should have a fight club. I feel like everybody desperately needs to blow off some steam.

I’ll go after work. You guys can take out your frustrations on me. I’m here for you. plzdontstompme

i’ve got to give a shout out to a little maguuma asura thief using quip.

5 rangers and we still couldn’t take you out, well played.

Paralda: “NOW!” May 16th 2013

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

Is this the part where I adopt a super elitist attitude and start referring to every non-officer as a pleb

come to ek kain bl. fun to be had ; )

back to the actual fight, another intresting week, looks like kainneng are having some trouble to made more of they pve ppl to move to wvw, but even with their actual manpower, they can keep some really fun fights….good for that…

ps:

LOL, so true, Perceptor. The world-famous Kaineng Naked Zerg is in KN BL if anyone wants to play. :P

Jayne.9251:

u complete me <3

Good to see Kain is back to running their naked zerg like they did in tier 2~

It’s an RE tradition.

gonna have to expand my bank slots again. too many badges. thanks RE. keep comin at us at EK.

Perceptor.7189 that has got to be one of the funniest things i have seen in the forums for awhile thank you for the laugh…

Who keeps jumping me between KN Garrison and Hills? They didn’t get my poor eng the second time, maybe cause I saw ’em coming. Made it into SE gate with under 2k hps though that mes was trying hard. :P

nice book zero. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

zastari.1730:

Jayne.9251:

I always knew Mags secretly RP’d.

Can’t spell D|ERP without ERP.

Or D.

Also, good duels [RE]. I’ll duel anytime!

oh ps…guess you don’t get east keep. come try again? SWELL idea

povV.5681:

oh ps…guess you don’t get east keep. come try again? SWELL idea

It is time to log off of the forums son

Video soon

Can I be a d/erp guild leader? PREASEEEE <3

Therane.3846:

povV.5681:

oh ps…guess you don’t get east keep. come try again? SWELL idea

It is time to log off of the forums son

no thanks dad.

Nyx Xox.3540:

Can I be a d/erp guild leader? PREASEEEE <3

You can be a Warm N Plump but derps guild leaders are day 1 Maguuma players.

kfarb.6732:

Nyx Xox.3540:

Can I be a d/erp guild leader? PREASEEEE <3

You can be a Warm N Plump but derps guild leaders are day 1 Maguuma players.

What is Warm N Plump? And WTF I can be a troll too >_> plus I provide cake Okok fine I will settle for an officer of some sort

povV
^
Kills naked karaoke zerg, runs to the forum to post about it. Such a great accomplishment! Its never been done before in the history of the game, congratulations! Have a cookie.

What happened to the old mag that would drop Great Lord Flame Ram everywhere and would also do silly things on Thursdays.

Draygo.9473:

What happened to the old mag that would drop Great Lord Flame Ram everywhere and would also do silly things on Thursdays.

We do silly things all week now.

What happened to the YB and Kaineng that used to actually show up for the matchups.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

kerona.3465:

Draygo.9473:

What happened to the old mag that would drop Great Lord Flame Ram everywhere and would also do silly things on Thursdays.

We do silly things all week now.

I miss your endless posting about great lord flame ram.

:(

I rarely see solitary flame rams placed upon rocks in this age.

Draygo.9473:

povV
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Kills naked karaoke zerg, runs to the forum to post about it. Such a great accomplishment! Its never been done before in the history of the game, congratulations! Have a cookie.

What happened to the old mag that would drop Great Lord Flame Ram everywhere and would also do silly things on Thursdays.

Who posted about killing the naked karaoke zerg? We were posting about the duels with [RE] later, and Zero’s epic guardian book.

kerona.3465:

Draygo.9473:

What happened to the old mag that would drop Great Lord Flame Ram everywhere and would also do silly things on Thursdays.

We do silly things all week now.

man you guys are so obsessed arent you… sometimes it makes me laugh, sorry paralda i didnt retrait to fight you, i used WvW build, im sure you spent 30 minutes and 20g just to have the right gear for PvP, congrats to you the TRY HARD guild you lead and all your TRY HARD allies, Im sure that tomorrow you wont be singing the same tunes

MomentofWeakness.1246:

man you guys are so obsessed arent you… sometimes it makes me laugh, sorry paralda i didnt retrait to fight you, i used WvW build, im sure you spent 30 minutes and 20g just to have the right gear for PvP, congrats to you the TRY HARD guild you lead and all your TRY HARD allies, Im sure that tomorrow you wont be singing the same tunes

The booty ailment in this one is strong.

Edit: They don’t like the actual form of booty ailment

MomentofWeakness.1246:

man you guys are so obsessed arent you… sometimes it makes me laugh, sorry paralda i didnt retrait to fight you, i used WvW build, im sure you spent 30 minutes and 20g just to have the right gear for PvP, congrats to you the TRY HARD guild you lead and all your TRY HARD allies, Im sure that tomorrow you wont be singing the same tunes

don’t worry zero. theres a video coming with epic footage of your awesome duel. ; ) and paralda didn’t change anything about his build. if anything he should have a handicap where there are a limited number of trait points he’s aloud to use

MomentofWeakness.1246:

man you guys are so obsessed arent you… sometimes it makes me laugh, sorry paralda i didnt retrait to fight you, i used WvW build, im sure you spent 30 minutes and 20g just to have the right gear for PvP, congrats to you the TRY HARD guild you lead and all your TRY HARD allies, Im sure that tomorrow you wont be singing the same tunes

WvW builds are different, you just didn’t change yours at all. You could have equipped different abilities. But instead, you decided to keep your same build/traits and use your book in a 1v1 fight. Which shows that you only know how to play one way. You zerg and have the tankiest build possible hoping that other people will kill for you.

There are other aspects to this game. Paralda just knew that he was going into a 1v1 fight and switched up gear/traits so that he would have a better chance. You could have done the same.

MomentofWeakness.1246:

man you guys are so obsessed arent you… sometimes it makes me laugh, sorry paralda i didnt retrait to fight you, i used WvW build, im sure you spent 30 minutes and 20g just to have the right gear for PvP, congrats to you the TRY HARD guild you lead and all your TRY HARD allies, Im sure that tomorrow you wont be singing the same tunes

Lol, 0/5/30/30/5 PoV/AH/Emp Might build with Mace/Focus isn’t a WvW build?

Not only did I not retrait, I used a healing power mace from my old healing spec and a condition damage focus, and I don’t believe I even used my heal against you.

However, Littlefeather did retrait to fight me. That was fun.

On another note, try hard? Sure. I don’t login and say, “man, I can’t wait to be mediocre in WvW today.”

no tears, only dreams

also lol at implying that any of us use anything other than wvw builds. hell i even use the same build in dungeons unless i’m running warrior.

ParaldaWind.4523:

MomentofWeakness.1246:

man you guys are so obsessed arent you… sometimes it makes me laugh, sorry paralda i didnt retrait to fight you, i used WvW build, im sure you spent 30 minutes and 20g just to have the right gear for PvP, congrats to you the TRY HARD guild you lead and all your TRY HARD allies, Im sure that tomorrow you wont be singing the same tunes

Lol, 0/5/30/30/5 PoV/AH/Emp Might build with Mace/Focus isn’t a WvW build?

Not only did I not retrait, I used a healing power mace from my old healing spec and a condition damage focus, and I don’t believe I even used my heal against you.

However, Littlefeather did retrait to fight me. That was fun.

On another note, try hard? Sure. I don’t login and say, “man, I can’t wait to be mediocre in WvW today.”

no you login and say man i sure wanna spend my whole wvw session bugging zero cause we just cant let it go

It’s like the gift that just keeps giving.

MomentofWeakness.1246:

ParaldaWind.4523:

MomentofWeakness.1246:

man you guys are so obsessed arent you… sometimes it makes me laugh, sorry paralda i didnt retrait to fight you, i used WvW build, im sure you spent 30 minutes and 20g just to have the right gear for PvP, congrats to you the TRY HARD guild you lead and all your TRY HARD allies, Im sure that tomorrow you wont be singing the same tunes

Lol, 0/5/30/30/5 PoV/AH/Emp Might build with Mace/Focus isn’t a WvW build?

Not only did I not retrait, I used a healing power mace from my old healing spec and a condition damage focus, and I don’t believe I even used my heal against you.

However, Littlefeather did retrait to fight me. That was fun.

On another note, try hard? Sure. I don’t login and say, “man, I can’t wait to be mediocre in WvW today.”

no you login and say man i sure wanna spend my whole wvw session bugging zero cause we just cant let it go

Whole WvW session? I PM’d you for a half hour at most, maybe 10 PMs, and I was on today for 5 or 6 hours… in fact, I’m still on.

You got rolled, straight up. Video incoming soon.

ParaldaWind.4523:

MomentofWeakness.1246:

ParaldaWind.4523:

MomentofWeakness.1246:

man you guys are so obsessed arent you… sometimes it makes me laugh, sorry paralda i didnt retrait to fight you, i used WvW build, im sure you spent 30 minutes and 20g just to have the right gear for PvP, congrats to you the TRY HARD guild you lead and all your TRY HARD allies, Im sure that tomorrow you wont be singing the same tunes

Lol, 0/5/30/30/5 PoV/AH/Emp Might build with Mace/Focus isn’t a WvW build?

Not only did I not retrait, I used a healing power mace from my old healing spec and a condition damage focus, and I don’t believe I even used my heal against you.

However, Littlefeather did retrait to fight me. That was fun.

On another note, try hard? Sure. I don’t login and say, “man, I can’t wait to be mediocre in WvW today.”

no you login and say man i sure wanna spend my whole wvw session bugging zero cause we just cant let it go

Whole WvW session? I PM’d you for a half hour at most, maybe 10 PMs, and I was on today for 5 or 6 hours… in fact, I’m still on.

You got rolled, straight up. Video incoming soon.

You’re so proud of yourself lol. Who cares about a 1v1 in WvW we in [RE] came out to have fun tonight. You guys are so obsessed its depressing.

MomentofWeakness.1246:

ParaldaWind.4523:

MomentofWeakness.1246:

ParaldaWind.4523:

MomentofWeakness.1246:

man you guys are so obsessed arent you… sometimes it makes me laugh, sorry paralda i didnt retrait to fight you, i used WvW build, im sure you spent 30 minutes and 20g just to have the right gear for PvP, congrats to you the TRY HARD guild you lead and all your TRY HARD allies, Im sure that tomorrow you wont be singing the same tunes

Lol, 0/5/30/30/5 PoV/AH/Emp Might build with Mace/Focus isn’t a WvW build?

Not only did I not retrait, I used a healing power mace from my old healing spec and a condition damage focus, and I don’t believe I even used my heal against you.

However, Littlefeather did retrait to fight me. That was fun.

On another note, try hard? Sure. I don’t login and say, “man, I can’t wait to be mediocre in WvW today.”

no you login and say man i sure wanna spend my whole wvw session bugging zero cause we just cant let it go

Whole WvW session? I PM’d you for a half hour at most, maybe 10 PMs, and I was on today for 5 or 6 hours… in fact, I’m still on.

You got rolled, straight up. Video incoming soon.

You’re so proud of yourself lol. Who cares about a 1v1 in WvW we in [RE] came out to have fun tonight. You guys are so obsessed its depressing.

Some people have fun by winning. Not getting their butts kicked.

What did he win? Anything important and worth noting?