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Yo mama jokes to stronk.
Forum Mods to weak.
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Welp guys lets do this. Keep the laughs coming in this forums. And hope we all have a fun time. Good to see you guys again.
Also VLK will also be looking for any GvGs or small man / duels to do.
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~~~Fight Club~~~
Tonight 7th Nov. 8pm EST.
Location: HoD BL around the windmill south of the southern most supply camp.
Hope to see many of you there!
Good luck all, will enjoy the fights. HoD is already stomping us, we’ll see if Dh can come back from it at all.
I have to say, even though HoD has a clear numbers advantage, you’re very clearly outplaying us. Seriously, I’m taking notes, good stuff. Hope it evens out a bit after the weekend.
Im personally out of town due to soccer for the weekend. But I’ll be looking forward to some fun fights with you guys. I know some of VLK used to be on DH so hopefully those people didnt transfer off with you main WvW guilds. But just have fun during this match.
Also GvGs hit VLK up, or duels we bring usually 10ish to The Club That Shall Not Be Named every week.
[MU] would like to thank DH and AR for the good fights on all BLs. Hopefully we see you guys more this weekend and the rest of the week.
LoL, Fun, and a few of the other persistent DH folks in HoD BL tonight… that was all kinds of fun, you guys rock! Looking forward to letting you stun the crap out of me some more lol!
Anyone in this match up use http://www.gw2score.com ? Always neat to see where each server focuses the most.
For instance, Darkhaven’s focusing mostly on:
Henge of Denravi’s primary focus is :
And Anvil Rock’s focus is :
Just neat stats all around.
Hey [VLK], you are supposed to fall for those jukes…not obliterate me! Lol, definitely enjoying the match up, we worked really hard this past week to move up in the ranks and felt like we ran right into a brick wall with HoD! We Darkhaven-ers enjoy a good challenge, and the harder it gets the harder we fight….hopefully i can find a lone [VLK] to claim my lowly revenge!
-Trouvo [Fun]
P.S. NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER! Unless you are completely outmatched and already dead then just WP.
Hey [VLK], you are supposed to fall for those jukes…not obliterate me! Lol, definitely enjoying the match up, we worked really hard this past week to move up in the ranks and felt like we ran right into a brick wall with HoD! We Darkhaven-ers enjoy a good challenge, and the harder it gets the harder we fight….hopefully i can find a lone [VLK] to claim my lowly revenge!
-Trouvo [Fun]
P.S. NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER! Unless you are completely outmatched and already dead then just WP.
Over time we have been searching to VLK’s greatest nemesis, and we have surely found it. The master of death, the strongest force in the game, it will one shot you without even moving. Even if you run it over, you cant harm it; eventually you run out of places to run and it hits you like the fist of one – thousand angry gods.
Want to know VLK’s weakness? Want in on the secret weapon to annihilate your foes?
Here it is… go claim your revenge with the ultimate juke.
LMAO, lemmings, lemmings everywhere!
*Runs off every cliff in the map laughing like a mad hyena, victory shall be mine!
Honestly tho, who hasn’t done that at least once? lol
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Once? The average VLK daily score is: Cliffs:20 VLK:0
Please note DAILY score
Fun fights this afternoon, kudos to AR and DH at your resilient attempts for stonemist, hopefully we’ll have this much action all week.
DH isn’t down and out yet. ANBU continues to paper your fully fortified towers in your BL. I got 3/4 of them earlier today before having to go to work.
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I have not touched wvw today. I played a few hours after reset yesterday , but after that crazy last few hours of fighting with fc in our previous match, I needed a break.
I look forward to a fun week of fighting.
[MU] would like to thank DH for the donation of bags you gave to us all night long. We had tons of fun and you guys eventually got us at hills. Also next time don’t stay in our Hills and loose most of your BL.
Sincerely,
Gornok
After an intense sitting contest we decided to enjoy the view for a while…
RUSH, why are you ducking us? Last night in Hills on HoD bl and just now at your starter tower on HoD BL.
RUSH, why are you ducking us? Last night in Hills on HoD bl and just now at your starter tower on HoD BL.
AR/DH I’m here to offer a service, “Dodge Mechanics 101”.
In the lesson pack I will teach you the forward dodge roll, the reverse dodge roll, and even the pesky and most uber dodge rolls of them all!!! the left and right roll! With this lesson you will be able to survive a 1 push! Yes I guarantee you will not die on the first push using this method!
PS: Other classes are available, Like my favorite. Rangers offer nothing in WvW 101. aka roll another character.
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GvGs anyone?
~VLK
We don’t bite
AR/DH I’m here to offer a service, “Dodge Mechanics 101”.
In the lesson pack I will teach you the forward dodge roll, the reverse dodge roll, and even the pesky and most uber dodge rolls of them all!!! the left and right roll! With this lesson you will be able to survive a 1 push! Yes I guarantee you will not die on the first push using this method!
PS: Other classes are available, Like my favorite. Rangers offer nothing in WvW 101. aka roll another character.
Alright, so we’re kicking servers while they’re down eh? Nice. HoD makes more than it’s fair share of mistakes (brilliant though they may be for a bronze server).
AR/DH I’m here to offer a service, “Dodge Mechanics 101”.
In the lesson pack I will teach you the forward dodge roll, the reverse dodge roll, and even the pesky and most uber dodge rolls of them all!!! the left and right roll! With this lesson you will be able to survive a 1 push! Yes I guarantee you will not die on the first push using this method!
PS: Other classes are available, Like my favorite. Rangers offer nothing in WvW 101. aka roll another character.
Alright, so we’re kicking servers while they’re down eh? Nice. HoD makes more than it’s fair share of mistakes (brilliant though they may be for a
bronze serversilver league server slumming it for easy shinies).
quickfix4u <3
AR/DH I’m here to offer a service, “Dodge Mechanics 101”.
In the lesson pack I will teach you the forward dodge roll, the reverse dodge roll, and even the pesky and most uber dodge rolls of them all!!! the left and right roll! With this lesson you will be able to survive a 1 push! Yes I guarantee you will not die on the first push using this method!
PS: Other classes are available, Like my favorite. Rangers offer nothing in WvW 101. aka roll another character.
Alright, so we’re kicking servers while they’re down eh? Nice. HoD makes more than it’s fair share of mistakes (brilliant though they may be for a
bronze serversilver league server slumming it for easy shinies).quickfix4u <3
Thanks for that. I always miss small typos. :/
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Alright, so we’re kicking servers while they’re down eh? Nice. HoD makes more than it’s fair share of mistakes (brilliant though they may be for a
bronze serversilver league server slumming it for easy shinies).quickfix4u <3
yup, we tanked intentionally so we could roll over everyone, and then insult them.
Deal with it.
AR/DH I’m here to offer a service, “Dodge Mechanics 101”.
In the lesson pack I will teach you the forward dodge roll, the reverse dodge roll, and even the pesky and most uber dodge rolls of them all!!! the left and right roll! With this lesson you will be able to survive a 1 push! Yes I guarantee you will not die on the first push using this method!
PS: Other classes are available, Like my favorite. Rangers offer nothing in WvW 101. aka roll another character.
Alright, so we’re kicking servers while they’re down eh? Nice. HoD makes more than it’s fair share of mistakes (brilliant though they may be for a bronze server).
I mean come on, I’ve never seen this type of playing in my GW2 life time. People just stand in a hammer trains path and never dodge roll. A simple double tap could save you from getting killed.
On another note, What is with all the rangers? You do realize they offer little to no support in WvW. Any other class outshines Ranger in WvW hands down. So so many rangers makes me cry
Longbow rangers are super common amongst the ‘randoms’ in WvW for a few reasons. I don’t particularly care for the class either but it has some visible strengths for a casual player in WvW.
1. A MS signet – straightforward, getting around and keeping up without relying on other players for swiftness.
2. Low risk gameplay – you can join a zerg as a random player and easily avoid personal danger thanks to long range and easy retreat skills.
3. Easy water field – people love spamming for water fields.
4. Possibly the easiest class for an inexperienced player to solo a camp with due to easy pulling with range and pet soaking all the damage.
5. Easy to run into towers past enemies with thanks to evades, 1/4 second condi removal and long duration stability.
Its the weekend so these types of people are out in numbers – you see them on every server. Such players are not the best but that they’re far from irrelevant – essentially the same for rangers.
Longbow rangers are super common amongst the ‘randoms’ in WvW for a few reasons. I don’t particularly care for the class either but it has some visible strengths for a casual player in WvW.
1. A MS signet – straightforward, getting around and keeping up without relying on other players for swiftness.
2. Low risk gameplay – you can join a zerg as a random player and easily avoid personal danger thanks to long range and easy retreat skills.
3. Easy water field – people love spamming for water fields.
4. Possibly the easiest class for an inexperienced player to solo a camp with due to easy pulling with range and pet soaking all the damage.
5. Easy to run into towers past enemies with thanks to evades, 1/4 second condi removal and long duration stability.Its the weekend so these types of people are out in numbers – you see them on every server. Such players are not the best but that they’re far from irrelevant – essentially the same for rangers.
That’s what I’m getting at they offer self support for the most part. That’s why it shocks me to see so many in a zerg.
I’m not trying to hate on Rangers but they are the most gibbed class in the game. My main was a Ranger in the first GW. Was the first character I rolled when I bought GW2 and we’ll I was very disappointed. They just aren’t viable currently in WvW hopefully A-net fixes ranger and makes me eat my words.
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Yep. As a ranger I just “hate” hearing “Nice entangle” as the zerg I’m running with pummels the crud out of the poor fellows who are now not moving. Or, as I stay with the main zerg and outlast even the enemy warriors(most likely zerkers). A properly built ranger can survive and deal damage. People just gave up on them long ago due to nerfs. I’ve only ever played a ranger in WvW. I find commanders thankful as you take out siege on the wall, blast water ad fire zones, and do the things everyone else does in a zerg. WvW is a team sport after all.
A simple double tap could save you from getting killed.
Gotta have that option on for it to work
On another note, What is with all the rangers? You do realize they offer little to no support in WvW. Any other class outshines Ranger in WvW hands down. So so many rangers makes me *cry*
I’m wvw rank 98 on my Ranger and I play it *gasp* because I have more fun playing on a ranger than on the other classes. To me, if I’m choosing my character based on the meta of the month, I’m no longer playing the game for the fun and that’s the whole point.
Hello my pals,
I am back and have recently transferred to AR from NSP. I am in the market for a roaming guild. I chose AR, because it was the one lower tier server I never had the chance to face before I stopped playing. I’ve run with some of the best on NSP, so I know my kitten. Send me a pm on the forums or hit me up in game when I’m on~
AR/DH I’m here to offer a service, “Dodge Mechanics 101”.
In the lesson pack I will teach you the forward dodge roll, the reverse dodge roll, and even the pesky and most uber dodge rolls of them all!!! the left and right roll! With this lesson you will be able to survive a 1 push! Yes I guarantee you will not die on the first push using this method!
PS: Other classes are available, Like my favorite. Rangers offer nothing in WvW 101. aka roll another character.
Alright, so we’re kicking servers while they’re down eh? Nice. HoD makes more than it’s fair share of mistakes (brilliant though they may be for a bronze server).
I mean come on, I’ve never seen this type of playing in my GW2 life time. People just stand in a hammer trains path and never dodge roll. A simple double tap could save you from getting killed.
On another note, What is with all the rangers? You do realize they offer little to no support in WvW. Any other class outshines Ranger in WvW hands down. So so many rangers makes me cry
Sorry, our server doesn’t stop doing what they enjoy just to do a little bit better in WvW. We’re not all going to roll hammer warriors like HoD.
Seriously, HoD makes (frequently) some of the most rookie mistakes I’ve ever seen. You’re a bronze league server, you’re literally one of the worst servers in existence. Calling others out for making rookie mistakes is just silly. We’re trying to get better (just like you are) and don’t need people taunting us on the forums about it.
GvG ANYONE?!?!?! PLEASE
AR/DH I’m here to offer a service, “Dodge Mechanics 101”.
In the lesson pack I will teach you the forward dodge roll, the reverse dodge roll, and even the pesky and most uber dodge rolls of them all!!! the left and right roll! With this lesson you will be able to survive a 1 push! Yes I guarantee you will not die on the first push using this method!
PS: Other classes are available, Like my favorite. Rangers offer nothing in WvW 101. aka roll another character.
Alright, so we’re kicking servers while they’re down eh? Nice. HoD makes more than it’s fair share of mistakes (brilliant though they may be for a bronze server).
I mean come on, I’ve never seen this type of playing in my GW2 life time. People just stand in a hammer trains path and never dodge roll. A simple double tap could save you from getting killed.
On another note, What is with all the rangers? You do realize they offer little to no support in WvW. Any other class outshines Ranger in WvW hands down. So so many rangers makes me cry
Sorry, our server doesn’t stop doing what they enjoy just to do a little bit better in WvW. We’re not all going to roll hammer warriors like HoD.
Seriously, HoD makes (frequently) some of the most rookie mistakes I’ve ever seen. You’re a bronze league server, you’re literally one of the worst servers in existence. Calling others out for making rookie mistakes is just silly. We’re trying to get better (just like you are) and don’t need people taunting us on the forums about it.
All I was trying to do was Rustle some jimmies. Success!!! Now come out of your tower with your 40 and fight our 15-20
All I was trying to do was Rustle some jimmies. Success!!! Now come out of your tower with your 40 and fight our 15-20
Why would we? Its cozy in here.
And we have protection of our tower walls
(Wish I could put text in between the pictures)
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Ahem
DH’s mamma is sooo hairy the only language she knows how to speak is Wookie.
Is [Dx] a transfer guild? Good guild synergy. You guys are annoying.
Is [Dx] a transfer guild? Good guild synergy. You guys are annoying.
Nah we’re just a small guild made of 100% SEA HoDians who decided to actually fight instead of kitten around.
I assume you’re referring to the Bay fights in DH BL earlier? We take it as a compliment that you guys sent a total of 8 omegas to try oust the 9 of us.
And we only gave up eventually because it was 4am for the most of us .
Keep coming though, we had insane fun! =D
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Is [Dx] a transfer guild? Good guild synergy. You guys are annoying.
Nah we’re just a small guild made of 100% SEA HoDians who decided to actually fight instead of kitten around.
I assume you’re referring to the Bay fights in DH BL earlier? We take it as a compliment that you guys sent a total of 8 omegas to try oust the 9 of us.
And we only gave up eventually because it was 4am for the most of us
.
Keep coming though, we had insane fun! =D
well there may have been 9 of [Dx] but there were well more than 9 total hod at bay when we brought in the omegas
Is [Dx] a transfer guild? Good guild synergy. You guys are annoying.
Nah we’re just a small guild made of 100% SEA HoDians who decided to actually fight instead of kitten around.
I assume you’re referring to the Bay fights in DH BL earlier? We take it as a compliment that you guys sent a total of 8 omegas to try oust the 9 of us.
And we only gave up eventually because it was 4am for the most of us
.
Keep coming though, we had insane fun! =D
Lol, you had actually driven insane quite a bit before that. The omegas were just the last straw moment :P.
DH’s mamma is like SM for HoD. Everybody wants to get inside, but no one wants to leave.
Bad show by [fkb] and [cv] earlier, just (yet again) intentionally had a mesmer die by a gate and rez through it. Nice. We must be the only server that never/almost never does this?
Ahem
DH’s mamma is sooo hairy the only language she knows how to speak is Wookie.
Darkhaven’s mama is so fat, when she jumped into Bay the whole map got healed.
I’mma be honest with you AR, yo mama is straight up ugly. Srs. Making a joke would be a compliment.
Wow, AR, Dh, have you guys been recruiting the last couple days. Don’t think I’ve seen you both have 50 mans going simultaneously before now.
Yo, AR yo mamma so poor she couldn’t afford the Way Point cost in WvW.
On a side note. My kitten is bigger than all of yours. Carry on complaining.
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