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Posted by: KStudios.2850

KStudios.2850

I have singlehandedly solved the mystery of Southsun as to why karka are continuously attacking Consortium “tools, supplies, and records” without apparent reason (as per a conversation with Subdirector Noll). The Consortium ship’s holds are stacked with barrel upon barrel of melted butter. In preparation for the mass genocide of the karka species by way of a nefarious chain of cheap buffet style restaurants… I mean c’mon! Look at the tails on those adult karka!

Mystery solved. You can all return to Lion’s Arch now. =D

Yumiko Togashii
Commander to [SLVR], Housepet to [GH]

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Posted by: BladeShock.2841

BladeShock.2841

if you want to know which is the ยท “great secret” just read the description of the back rare, there is all the information

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Posted by: kokocabana.8153

kokocabana.8153

I would rather believe that the Consortium is trying to end world hunger.

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Posted by: Aerinndis.2730

Aerinndis.2730

Heheheh, I got my lobsta bib all ready….

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KStudios.2850

Heheheh, I got my lobsta bib all ready….

You know that handy little shell crushing device they give you for cracking lobster shells in seafood restaurants? Imagine that, but fit for adult karka legs! It would be the size of a man, and would likely take two Norn to wield, lol! They could make it an attraction of sorts, maybe even some sort of sporting event.

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KStudios.2850

I would rather believe that the Consortium is trying to end world hunger.

I hadn’t quite taken into account just how prolifically effieicent the karka breeding cycle is either. They literally lay eggs in combat, which hatch almost immediately, only to send the young after you with explosive intent… They could feed many. Likely for decades.

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Posted by: desmodium.3745

desmodium.3745

We shouldn’t have killed that Ancient Karka, just chained him in a ship and transport him to LA, where we could produce food for the entire Tyria.

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Posted by: mjhungness.8059

mjhungness.8059

Wow! You’re on to something! That explains why there’s a trademark reserved for “Red Karka” by someone named Cal Lach. Hmmmmm….

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Posted by: rizzo.1079

rizzo.1079

I get SOOOO much crab meat and yet it’s a junk item rather than a food item? WTF?

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Posted by: Aurelian Omenkind.2470

Aurelian Omenkind.2470

Wait… if karka are bottom-feeders like lobsters, what does that make us?

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

Wait… if karka are bottom-feeders like lobsters, what does that make us?

Bottomfeeder feeders? I’m hungry for some Karka inners.

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Posted by: Riselight.3695

Riselight.3695

No, it’s actually Canach who used some plant to get the Southsun wildlife (NOT ONLY KARKA) crazy.

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Posted by: Henge.3907

Henge.3907

We shouldn’t have killed that Ancient Karka, just chained him in a ship and transport him to LA, where we could produce food for the entire Tyria.

Once it got to LA it would break free and would either be like Jurassic park 2 or King Kong.

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Posted by: Pirlipat.2479

Pirlipat.2479

Why is everyone so astonished that Karka and the other wildlife are hostile on that island? That’s exactely what I expected them to be. I mean whenever I was on that island “it did not end well” like a good friend of me likes to say.^^

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KStudios.2850

I get SOOOO much crab meat and yet it’s a junk item rather than a food item? WTF?

I actually noticed this too. Why is it at least not a food preparation item?

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KStudios.2850

Why is everyone so astonished that Karka and the other wildlife are hostile on that island? That’s exactely what I expected them to be. I mean whenever I was on that island “it did not end well” like a good friend of me likes to say.^^

It’s not the hostility that’s alarming, it’s the the unnatural level of hostility. According to a few NPC conversations about the main tourist area, the wildlife has been specifically attacking cargo crates and such. Things that otherwise, as one highly astute Lion Guard Captain noted, they generally would not be doing. Especially not if said crates only contained “tools, supplies, and records.”

Ps. I have not seen any of the new content yet, so don’t spoil it. =P

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KStudios.2850

We shouldn’t have killed that Ancient Karka, just chained him in a ship and transport him to LA, where we could produce food for the entire Tyria.

Once it got to LA it would break free and would either be like Jurassic park 2 or King Kong.

“Run for ze hills! It’s Crabzirraaaaaaaa!”

Rofl!

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KStudios.2850

Wait… if karka are bottom-feeders like lobsters, what does that make us?

Bottomfeeder feeders? I’m hungry for some Karka inners.

Funny, I personally prefer the bottom feeding aquatic life taste-wise. Things like lobster, crab, and catfish are the best!

Yumiko Togashii
Commander to [SLVR], Housepet to [GH]