Guild Wars 2

That’s right. Because bashing dragons is so last week and Tyria’s cute and cudwy (albeit vomit inducing) race and true menace to Tyria known as none other than the quagans had it coming!

Here’s the concept delivered by the lovable, bashable kittens themselves:

QUAGAN: Coooooo! Quagans peaceful, but quagans toooooo many. Please take this club and beat baby quagans. Pleeeeeeease kill quagans!

Now that we’ve got some inspiration and a solid concept to run with where to go from here? Some possible suggestions:

-Quagan pinatas- Can’t find a real quagan to bash or just want to perfect your quagan bashing swing? Why not unleash your playful side by furiously bashing the colorful, confetti-brains out of a cardboard quagan!

-Quagan-face face mask- Show your love and angst towards Tyrias most adorable amphibious race (sorry hylek, no one likes you) by adorning a fun and fashionable quagan face mask made from a real quagan face!

-Quagan-skin backpack skin- Why settle for the cheap plush alternative when you can adorn this sleek and chic accessory made from real baby quagan skin!

-Quagan treats- These hard candies may prevent you form having “niiiiiice teeth” and don’t give you a swiftness buff but they’re great for luring and drawing out unsuspecting quagans. Don’t forget to /wave to the little guy before you yell “Gotcha kitten!” and send them to the quagan mists with your favorite quagan bashing instrument of choice.

Well, that’s just a start but the fun doesn’t have to end there. Lets hear your thoughts on what you’d like to see for everyone’s favorite and hypothetical quagan bashing holiday event!

Foo! Quaggan does not like you.

I like my fake quaggan backpack. Also it’s kinda nice i don’t get quagganblood on my gear from it, otherwise i’d need to take it to the cleaners before logging off… Imagine the cost

QUAGAN: Coooooo! Quagans peaceful, but quagans toooooo many. Please take this club and beat baby quagans. Pleeeeeeease kill quagans!

best line ever=))) laughed my kitten off

uuummmm ok. dont quite understand the quagan hate but too each his own. id prefer to bash the hylek myself. but dont touch my skritt i luvs my shinies

Thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed it KibaRO.

Also to Zaxares and ricky markham nothing personal intended towards quagans (well maybe a little) but if somone doesn’t address the rampant growth and rise in the quagan population they’ll eventually eat us out of house and home.

It’ll be worse than what happened to Orr or Ascalon. We need you to step up as a responsible member of Tyria’s community so grab your quagan bashing stick and start bashin’!

New possible acheivement:
Quag-ulation control: tier 1- kill 10 quagans; tier 2- kill 50 quagans; tier 3- kill 150 quagans; tier 5- kill 1000 quagans. Why? ‘Cause there’s too dam many of ’em!
Reward: A stern pat on the back from your fellow community and the satisfaction of a job well done!

Don’t forget to get the little ones too. They may look cute but don’t be fooled! Bash ‘em now or you’ll regret it later!

No! What’s wrong with you? Poor Quaggans!

Oh, internet. What awful thing have you introduced me to today.

nooooOOOooooo!!!

YeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeees!!! ^^