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Posted by: DarcShriek.5829

DarcShriek.5829

You’ve all seen what the sylvari did to Lion’s Arch. All sylvari should be hunted down and handed over to the charr to be used as firewood at meatoberfest. No sylvari can be trusted. The Pale Tree must be destroyed!

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Posted by: Cu Chaspel.4806

Cu Chaspel.4806

With that logic we should kill all sentient races because of some bad few in the whole of the race.Lets kill all charr because of the searing and the flame legion,lets kill all asura because of the inquest’s immoral experiments etc etc.

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Posted by: DarcShriek.5829

DarcShriek.5829

Nope just the Sylvari. Besides, they’re not real living beings, just plants. Best fit for heating homes.

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Posted by: Askeptykal.4138

Askeptykal.4138

Attached: Jaea is not particularly amused with your logic, and she would like to know how some kindling that isn’t a real living thing is swinging her rather large sword at you.

I, on the other hand, would merely like to point out that, while the current destruction of Lion’s Arch was the doing of one sylvari, Scarlet Briar (who may or may not have been at least partially indoctrinated by an Elder Dragon), it was also a sylvari (Trehearne) that organized the Pact and played a key role in the defeat of the Elder Dragon Zhaitan.

Most sylvari are generally peaceful and good-natured. On the other hand, YOU’RE advocating the genocide of an entire race.

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

You couldn’t handle the guilt.

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Posted by: RedSpectrum.1975

RedSpectrum.1975

I think my sylvari would make several fancy rugs before she became firewood, not that it’ll ever happen because sylvari are a proud and terrifying race….they just don’t know it yet

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Posted by: Heraldusluminare.2946

Heraldusluminare.2946

But… but… We just want to be friends! Just let us be your friends and allow into your society, so that we can slowly assimilate and multiply and overtake your cities and ruling councils while you pathetic, meaty races slowly dwindle into obscurity.

Trust me, you won’t even know what hit you.

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Posted by: Spira.4578

Spira.4578

Looks like a wild charr wandered in our haven.
Begone, fluff-ball. Before we make a rug out of you.

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Posted by: kta.6502

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You’ve all seen what the sylvari did to Lion’s Arch. All sylvari should be hunted down and handed over to the charr to be used as firewood at meatoberfest. No sylvari can be trusted. The Pale Tree must be destroyed!

You do realize that species or cultures who are threatened with genocide tend to multiply? Right???

Take coyotes. Where I live, regular coyote hunts isn’t allowed because it causes the female coyotes to produce more pups.

In the case of Sylvari: If you kill or persecute the salad people, then they will take root and multiply. Their bodies will eventually adapt and evolve, and they will become a stronger force than the humans, norn, and charr put together. Scarlet Briar was proof that there are geniuses in their group, and they will eventually rival the Asura anyways.

There are even recorded cases on the Tarnished Coast of Sylvari having intimate relations with members of the other races (esp. the Asura ). Earlier this year, a bunch of Asura got caught getting it on with their leafy friends. It’s been the talk in Rata Sum since the beginning of the year.

Knowing the Asura, I wouldn’t be surprised if they come up with a way make half plant / half Asura progeny. We did fight a sylvari / krait hybrid in the Nightmare Tower, so it’s not as far fetched as it sounds.

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Posted by: DarcShriek.5829

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Looks like a wild charr wandered in our haven.
Begone, fluff-ball. Before we make a rug out of you.

You got problem with Charr twiggy?

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Posted by: Darkbattlemage.9612

Darkbattlemage.9612

You got problem with Charr twiggy?

I think they wouldn’t unless the charr happens to be a flame legion fanatic…but that’s sort of self explanatory.

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Posted by: RedSpectrum.1975

RedSpectrum.1975

You’ve all seen what the sylvari did to Lion’s Arch. All sylvari should be hunted down and handed over to the charr to be used as firewood at meatoberfest. No sylvari can be trusted. The Pale Tree must be destroyed!

You do realize that species or cultures who are threatened with genocide tend to multiply? Right???

Take coyotes. Where I live, regular coyote hunts isn’t allowed because it causes the female coyotes to produce more pups.

In the case of Sylvari: If you kill or persecute the salad people, then they will take root and multiply. Their bodies will eventually adapt and evolve, and they will become a stronger force than the humans, norn, and charr put together. Scarlet Briar was proof that there are geniuses in their group, and they will eventually rival the Asura anyways.

There are even recorded cases on the Tarnished Coast of Sylvari having intimate relations with members of the other races (esp. the Asura ). Look at the bottom left corner of the cover of the January issue of PlaySura if you don’t believe me. A bunch of Asura got caught getting it on with their leafy friends. It’s been the talk in Rata Sum since the beginning of the year.

Knowing the Asura, I wouldn’t be surprised if they come up with a way make half plant / half Asura progeny. We did fight a sylvari / krait hybrid in the Nightmare Tower, so it’s not as far fetched as it sounds.

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Posted by: DarcShriek.5829

DarcShriek.5829

So maybe the asurans that captured Malomedies were acrotomophiliacs.

Apparently farmers that live near pale tree have a problem with their cucumbers always disapearing.

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Posted by: kta.6502

kta.6502

I have no words for that magazine…….I- does that say sylvariphilia._.?

Yep! The word should be lachanophilia, which means obsessive love of vegetables. But Sylvari-phillia is more recognizable.

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Well, Sylvari do have the advantage of being:

a) infertile
b) immune to any mammalian STI’s due to being plants, and vice versa.

Both factors mean having a Sylvari lover means you can engage in any kind of bedroom activity without any fear of long-lasting consequences.

EDIT: Well, unless you’re dating a Nightmare Courtier, that is.

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

Well, Sylvari do have the advantage of being:

a) infertile
b) immune to any mammalian STI’s due to being plants, and vice versa.

Both factors mean having a Sylvari lover means you can engage in any kind of bedroom activity without any fear of long-lasting consequences.

EDIT: Well, unless you’re dating a Nightmare Courtier, that is.

Sexually Transmitted Termites.

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Nothing some condi-removal can’t fix! XD

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Posted by: RedSpectrum.1975

RedSpectrum.1975

I have no words for that magazine…….I- does that say sylvariphilia._.?

Yep! The word should be lachanophilia, which means obsessive love of vegetables. But Sylvari-phillia is more recognizable.

I actually thought it was a form of dendrophilia (tree paraphilia). Doesnt matter i always thought sylvari would make the most loyal romance partners anyway

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Posted by: Spira.4578

Spira.4578

You got problem with Charr twiggy?

I think they wouldn’t unless the charr happens to be a flame legion fanatic…but that’s sort of self explanatory.

Exactly. Following his logic, all charrs are evil and should also be exterminated.

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Posted by: Darkbattlemage.9612

Darkbattlemage.9612

Exactly. Following his logic, all charrs are evil and should also be exterminated.

I think we should inform their Tribune immediately of their state and have them banned for a few years from Meatober, it obvious an over consumption of meat and alcohol that has caused this extreme level of aggression.

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Posted by: bullyrook.2165

bullyrook.2165

I get the feeling that the sylvari may have trouble liking their origin. If the dragon did create them, that may make for some interesting identity issues

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Posted by: Spira.4578

Spira.4578

I get the feeling that the sylvari may have trouble liking their origin. If the dragon did create them, that may make for some interesting identity issues

I’m actually hoping that we ARE dragon spawns.
But even if we are, vintari’s tablet changed us.
If anything we might become able to tap into the dragon’s power, while still keeping our sanity.

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Posted by: bullyrook.2165

bullyrook.2165

Yes, but imagine. Being cut from the same cloth as the Risen. Being the monster told in bedtime stories. LUKE! HE IS YOUR FATHER!

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Posted by: Spira.4578

Spira.4578

Yes, but imagine. Being cut from the same cloth as the Risen. Being the monster told in bedtime stories. LUKE! HE IS YOUR FATHER!

on the other hand, Fus Ro Dah. enuf said.

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Posted by: Darkbattlemage.9612

Darkbattlemage.9612

on the other hand, Fus Ro Dah. enuf said.

Sorry only those born with the souls of Dragons get the Dragon Shout, souless minions only get increase durability.

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Posted by: Cynz.9437

Cynz.9437

.. i never pretended to be good…. or did i?

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Posted by: Spira.4578

Spira.4578

.. i never pretended to be good…. or did i?

This makes two of us.

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

Yes, but imagine. Being cut from the same cloth as the Risen. Being the monster told in bedtime stories. LUKE! HE IS YOUR FATHER!

on the other hand, Fus Ro Dah. enuf said.

So Sylvari really are Dovahkiin then.

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Posted by: kta.6502

kta.6502

.. i never pretended to be good…. or did i?

This makes two of us.

So you two are finally admitting you’re part of the Nightmare Court? :P

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Posted by: Ultravalefor.5038

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There are even recorded cases on the Tarnished Coast of Sylvari having intimate relations with members of the other races (esp. the Asura ). Earlier this year, a bunch of Asura got caught getting it on with their leafy friends. It’s been the talk in Rata Sum since the beginning of the year.

This happened, on my server, and no one called me?

I would have LEFT WVW for that!

Next time this occurs please send a tell to “Phaynel” and I will be there in under 5 seconds.

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Posted by: RedSpectrum.1975

RedSpectrum.1975

.. i never pretended to be good…. or did i?

This makes two of us.

So you two are finally admitting you’re part of the Nightmare Court? :P

They never said that. Maybe they just simply believe not all things have a right to grow.

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Posted by: Spira.4578

Spira.4578

.. i never pretended to be good…. or did i?

This makes two of us.

So you two are finally admitting you’re part of the Nightmare Court? :P

They never said that. Maybe they just simply believe not all things have a right to grow.

Exactly!
Especially evil charrs that want to see us dead.

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Posted by: kta.6502

kta.6502

This happened, on my server, and no one called me?

I would have LEFT WVW for that!

Next time this occurs please send a tell to “Phaynel” and I will be there in under 5 seconds.

I will definately keep you in mind the next time I catch ERP in the Grove or Rata Sum. LOL.

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Posted by: luxymonsteri.1078

luxymonsteri.1078

Nope just the Sylvari. Besides, they’re not real living beings, just plants. Best fit for heating homes.

>“Plants are not real living beings”

Honey, I think you’re a bit confused there

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Posted by: draxynnic.3719

draxynnic.3719

and they will become a stronger force than the humans, norn, and charr put together.

Please do not tar as all with the same brush as that bigoted charr. While I can’t speak for Lion’s Arch, the Krytan Crown recognises that the actions of one lunatic do not and should not reflect on the entire race. Kryta welcomes continued good relations with our leafy southern neighbours, and looks forward to deepening cooperation on eliminating the bad apples from both of our orchards in the future, particularly when it comes to expected operations in the Brisban region.

- Lothar of House Draxynnus

To those who think Scarlet hate means she’s succeeded as a villain:
People don’t hate Scarlet like Game of Thrones fans hate Joffrey.
They hate her the way Star Wars fans hate Jar Jar Binks.

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Posted by: Yumiko Ishida.3769

Yumiko Ishida.3769

As long as they are older than 10 years when they visit my city of Divinity’s reach… or six help me if they get near me, my baby boy, my beautiful daughter and my granddaughter! I do not want to see another ill experienced twig doing strange things near me or with my family.

My daughter complained before she gave birth that a male sylvari was contemplating eating her unborn child right to her face as she ate breakfast at the Maiden’s Whisper.

I was certain and she was certain he was of the Nightmare Court. Hikari was glad the bartender lady was there to get him removed.

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Posted by: kyubi.3620

kyubi.3620

Did someone talk about big pickles? or bad Salad oh well either way i heard the tarnished coast went afflicted by a strange mind controlling disease called ERP wich infect even little asura.. is that true o_o

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

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ERP is a misunderstood condition. Once you’ve been infec-, err, acquainted with it, you’ll find it’s not so bad. Join usssss…

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Posted by: RedSpectrum.1975

RedSpectrum.1975

ERP is a misunderstood condition. Once you’ve been infec-, err, acquainted with it, you’ll find it’s not so bad. Join usssss…

Stop hiding behind your elaborate emotes and instanced Salma and face me in Say chat like a Tyrian so I can vanquish this ERP evil once and for all, THAT is my Wyld Hunt

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

You can never destroy us. We lurk hidden, unseen behind the faces of everyday Tyrians. You can never tell which one of us has partaken of our dark delights. Even those close to you may have rejoiced in the intricate prose and delicate stimulation that tumbles from our nimble fingers at some point.

We are everywhere. We are endless. You may flee from us to another MMO, but I assure you, we are already there as well.

Resistance is futile.

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Posted by: Ultravalefor.5038

Ultravalefor.5038

ERP is a misunderstood condition. Once you’ve been infec-, err, acquainted with it, you’ll find it’s not so bad. Join usssss…

Stop hiding behind your elaborate emotes and instanced Salma and face me in Say chat like a Tyrian so I can vanquish this ERP evil once and for all, THAT is my Wyld Hunt

Wait are you saying you want to ERP in say chat? Like play some sort of ERP say chat chicken, see who folds to the pressure of so many eyes upon them first?

Because I am SO DOWN for that.

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Posted by: kyubi.3620

kyubi.3620

but seriously… ERP is dominated by wich race anyway? I as a scientist am most interested into elaborated research in the subject…
there have a picture of me im the middle asura and those are my krew

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

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I’d say humans would be by far and away the most popular, but I’ve run across players who were obviously doing ERP with some of the strangest combinations possible.

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Posted by: Tarreth.8914

Tarreth.8914

Uch, och? Sylvari are being mean to a charr?

>GHOSTFIRE SHELLS.

Burn, baby burn.

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Posted by: Runewolf.8456

Runewolf.8456

pretty sure Hitler said something similar….look where that got him

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Posted by: Cruril Darksbane.2318

Cruril Darksbane.2318

With that logic we should kill all sentient races because of some bad few in the whole of the race.Lets kill all charr because of the searing and the flame legion,lets kill all asura because of the inquest’s immoral experiments etc etc.

trahearne isn’t he enough to commit genocide?

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Posted by: Caedus.9610

Caedus.9610

You do realize that species or cultures who are threatened with genocide tend to multiply? Right???

Take coyotes. Where I live, regular coyote hunts isn’t allowed because it causes the female coyotes to produce more pups.

In the case of Sylvari: If you kill or persecute the salad people, then they will take root and multiply. Their bodies will eventually adapt and evolve, and they will become a stronger force than the humans, norn, and charr put together. Scarlet Briar was proof that there are geniuses in their group, and they will eventually rival the Asura anyways.

There are even recorded cases on the Tarnished Coast of Sylvari having intimate relations with members of the other races (esp. the Asura ). Earlier this year, a bunch of Asura got caught getting it on with their leafy friends. It’s been the talk in Rata Sum since the beginning of the year.

Knowing the Asura, I wouldn’t be surprised if they come up with a way make half plant / half Asura progeny. We did fight a sylvari / krait hybrid in the Nightmare Tower, so it’s not as far fetched as it sounds.

Hahah what a bunch of kitten.

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Posted by: jia li ng.8415

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My first character I created in Guild Wars 2 was a Sylvari Ranger, Vandei, I would rather play any of my three Sylvari to any of my three Charr, perhaps because they are fresh, I think that the game developers are attempting to make people distrust the Sylvari because it is so easy to hate a hunchback Charr for how they ruined Ascalon. In my mind Charr should not be a playable race given the fact that they are granted impossible to achieve technologies. Really! I could see an Asura creating a helicopter, even a human, and given their connectedness to the world even a Sylvari, but a Charr?, a beast with the dexterity of a club fisted Ettin, tell me how many tries it takes a Charr to load bearings in the main rotor, doh! …they couldn’t! A Sylvari on the other hand being fresh can become either as Vandei or Trahearn and someone like Scarlet or Aerin …