Guild Wars 2

I’m sure we’ve all heard one or two jokes about the plant people. Share yours!

Here are mine:

1. -finds an item labeled ‘Clean Refreshing Drink’-
Me: -links it to the guild chat- hey guys. What is this supposed to be used for? It came from a gold heart to keep a lake clean for drinking water. It’s an item that’s supposed to grant purity for 30 minutes?
Guildie: It’s to water yourself.
Me: ….Oooh you’re hilarious.

2. -swimming in Orr waters-
Me: Eww…this water is so filthy.
Friend: Yeah. How are your pores holding up?

3. -when I first joined GW2 and was happily exploring Maguuma jungle-
Asuran guildie: Why are you still in the land of the salad people?
Me: …because the next map is the land of the short annoying people.

The catchphrase of the hero of your people is “…this won’t end well…”.

I find that hilarious.

I find it hilarious that our racial enemy is a cult of BDSM fetishists :P

“This water is said to have restorative properties in plants… Even Sentient ones.”
> … X

I may have been unintentional, but I find that response from my Sylvari to be hilarious.

Me talking to guildie

Me: Whats your favourite part of the grove?

Guildie: MEEEE!

While my friend and I were exploring the shiverpeaks:

Me: I really hate the Sons of Svanir. They’re such chauvinist pigs.

Friend: Now now, hate is bad for a sylvari.

Me: …I also hate it when you’re right.

And while we’re on the topic of those arrogant drunken pathetic excuse for a norn dragon-loving meatheads…

My sylvari went up to talk to one of them in Hoelbrak. The following dialouge:

o Have you borne any sons, female?
- What do you care?
oThat’s all you’re good for, girlie. The sooner you accept that, the happier you’ll be. All
this flouncing around, playing at being a hunter, or an adventurer. You look silly.
x I’m leaving before I do something I’ll regret.

You moron, I’m a Sylvari. We don’t reproduce.

I actually have a joke…
What do you call a bunch of Sylvari on a Wyld Hunt against Orr?

Plants vs Zombies.