Sylvari jokes
The catchphrase of the hero of your people is “…this won’t end well…”.
I find that hilarious.
Do you even lift, bro?
I find it hilarious that our racial enemy is a cult of BDSM fetishists :P
“This water is said to have restorative properties in plants… Even Sentient ones.”
> … X
I may have been unintentional, but I find that response from my Sylvari to be hilarious.
“There, it’s dead and it’s never coming back!” – Famous last words
Me talking to guildie
Me: Whats your favourite part of the grove?
Guildie: MEEEE!
While my friend and I were exploring the shiverpeaks:
Me: I really hate the Sons of Svanir. They’re such chauvinist pigs.
Friend: Now now, hate is bad for a sylvari.
Me: …I also hate it when you’re right.
And while we’re on the topic of those arrogant drunken pathetic excuse for a norn dragon-loving meatheads…
My sylvari went up to talk to one of them in Hoelbrak. The following dialouge:
o Have you borne any sons, female?
- What do you care?
oThat’s all you’re good for, girlie. The sooner you accept that, the happier you’ll be. All
this flouncing around, playing at being a hunter, or an adventurer. You look silly.
x I’m leaving before I do something I’ll regret.
You moron, I’m a Sylvari. We don’t reproduce.
I actually have a joke…
What do you call a bunch of Sylvari on a Wyld Hunt against Orr?
Plants vs Zombies.