Coal for everyone!

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Posted by: Siphaed.9235

Siphaed.9235

Dear Mr. Toymaker Tixx,

I’d like to officially request you cancel your Windersday toy deliveries this year in Tyria. None of the boys or girls have been good enough to receive the gifts you were planning to rain down in the cities. This has been a year of many evils: vanity, selfishness, hate, and disrespect for players and developers alike.

To bring examples of this on the table, I’ll start with both disrespect and hate towards the developers. This came with the Ascended Gear announcement and has yet to cease. There have been many names and hateful terms thrown around towards new, free content for the players that it’s all astonishing.

I wonder if they’d been happier if the Fractals of the Mists cost $5 in Gems? But, seems like no matter what, there seems to be hate for the new dungeon and the new gear. Even the new lands (Southsun Cove), there are still huge gripes about it either being too hard or useless space, or other issues of complaint. Very few rejoice on the newest real estate of Tyria.

Oh, and let’s not forget the fight endured to push back the beasts that had invaded populated areas. I weep for those that lost their lives (and lighthouses) in that faithful day that the Karka invade; yet I cheer for those that were able to take the fight to their lands a few days later and defeat the Ancient Karka beast. Regretfully, all this seems to be missed by the shouts about “unfair treasures” and people wanting nothing more than shinnies (I’m thinking there might be a Skritt plague infecting the Tyrian population at the moment).

And now we have a recent event of most unfortunate news. In an attempt to boost the numbers of heroes in Tyria, developers have offered a generous Holiday promotion of giving a digital upgrade to regular status newcomers, as well a mystical Wizard Hat (mystical because it disappears instantly when the wearer enters combat). Instead of greeting these newcomers with open arms, Tyrians raised pitchforks towards the developers about them not getting said hat, or that nary 3-months prior they’d paid “$20 more” for that digital upgrade.

“T’is the season to be jolly.” has yet to reach the ears of Tyrians. The streets run rampant of misery and dismay. It seems as if the Skritt, Scrooge, and the Grinch have all teamed up to infect the population with greedy, selfish ways and terrible attitudes.

Although some of us would appreciate your yuletide cheer and generous spirit, it seems as if Tyria is undeserving of it. Though if you’re still planning on coming to Tyria, please be prepared to haul a lot of coal into the streets to pass out.

Sincerely,

A very concerned Tyrian.

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Posted by: Narcemus.1348

Narcemus.1348

Seems like the Grenches have returned to Tyria…..

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Posted by: Rakuren Kenshou.7689

Rakuren Kenshou.7689

I agree with your statement, but if you give them coal, they will only use it to fuel their “hate furnaces”!

We must give them love and joy. Only by spreading joy will those with hatred in their hearts truly learn to love and respect one another.

Fahoo fores,
Dahoo dores,
Welcome Winters, Wintersday.

“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

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Posted by: arjeidi.2690

arjeidi.2690

And lets not forget that some players want fun aside things such as Jumping Puzzles to be made even more challenging to exclude players at this most joyous seasons of seasons. Selfish and arrogant and elitist, they request and hope that their fellow players will be unable to participate fully in fun activities simply because “its too easy”.

Indeed, coal for everyone. Especially the elitists who feel the whole world revolves around them and should be catered to while excluding everyone else.

Oddly enough, the people clamoring about the new hat aren’t mad they don’t get it for free. Most people are willing to pay ANet money by purchasing it in the gemstore, but apparently that is a rotten and ungrateful attitude.

Players: “Take all my money, ANET”

Siphaed: “You ungrateful entitled brats. You don’t deserve Christmas”.

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

I’d be happy to get Coal for Wintersday. I need to forge some more Steel Ingots anyway.

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Posted by: Hycinthus.6483

Hycinthus.6483

I don’t know about you, but I have been good this year. Please no coal for me.

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Posted by: Esrever.8613

Esrever.8613

Coal is much more useful.

sllaw eht no nettirw gnihtemos saw ecno ereht

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Posted by: LordYz.8941

LordYz.8941

Coal = more flaming in forum.

Sea of Sorrows, Black Snow Suave.
Recruiting dungeon raiders.

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Posted by: Sokina.8041

Sokina.8041

Laughed more than I should have at “hate furnaces.”

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Posted by: Dante.1508

Dante.1508

Would the Coal come in Black lion Chests are do we just buy it out right from the cash shop?

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Posted by: arabeth.2361

arabeth.2361

I will die laughing if coal is a possible BL chest reward. I can see the forums flaming up now…

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Posted by: UKNightWatch.5742

UKNightWatch.5742

Coal for Wintersday? I’ll take it by the sack loads!

I would then sell the coal on for a pittance per sack load via the trading post – undercutting those greedy vendors. Sack load times zero is zero but sack load times a pittance will soon add up to a merry little profit.

Scrooge? Me? Surely the word ‘Scrooge’ is foriegn to all Tyrians.

I’m fust kidding around!

Have a happy Wintersday everyone.

No rig in my sig? Only posted if needed!

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Posted by: Zimlobo.3962

Zimlobo.3962

I think the natural progression will be for people to complain about the coal nerf. "At first I was supper upset about the coal in Wintersday chests, but then time nerfed my despair and now I’m only a little upset. Lame! "

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Posted by: Puchbol.9035

Puchbol.9035

Wintersday is Ineffectual!
Now that Minsc is in charge, Coal For Everyone!

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Posted by: marnick.4305

marnick.4305

I totally agree there’s both devs and players who deserve their fair share of coal, but please do not generalize on both the devs and playerbase. Not all players are whiny entitled skritt and not all devs are asura who’s flawed inventions blew up in their face due to the worst communication skill.

There’s both talented artists (Southsun is b-e-a-utiful) and laid back casuals (who reject ascended gear without whining) who deserve their load of presents.

If I can’t play Guild Wars 2 at work, I won’t work in Guild Wars 2 either.
Delayed content is eventually good. Rushed content is eternally bad. ~ Shigeru Miyamoto