EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TYRIA!!
QUEEN JENNA VS SCARLET BRIAR
BEGIN!
-Scarlet-
Hello there Jenny! The name is Briar.
I invaded your kingdom. OPPS! Sorry bout the fire!
Your people are dead. I hope that’s okay.
Here, I brought you a treat! I hope you like FLAMBE’!
You look so silly! Dressed up like a fairy tale.
And you don’t wear shoes.
EW!!
Is that a freaking hang-nail!?
-Jenna-
Lords and ladies. Forgive me for the words I’m bout to speak.
I know its better to ignore and turn the other cheek.
But I’m about to rip this RED-HEADED kitten, RIGHT OUT LIKE A BEET!
Agony! Torment! Pain!
I’m Kryten royalty.
kitten!
When it comes to WAR-TIME, I’m the maid of the scene.
Ending harsh conflicts, with clones and gleams.
Your just an overgrown turnip, with a wilting complexion.
Not a mention a crazy kitten with dragon connection!
-Scarlet-
Sorry Jenny! That you’re an overgrown maid.
I mean, you’re what, double D and can’t get laid?
You must be sad as queen, all your people are sore.
What do those rebels call you? The cat-loving whore?
You fail as a queen.. ME? Three alliances easy!
And unlike you… I didn’t have to jerk someone sleazy!
Your boyfriend may be with you, but he’s so freakin useless.
Him kill a dragon? TEEHEE! He couldn’t kill Toothless!
-Jenna-
Hey, don’t you dis my man. At least I got one!
What you got? Dirty pirates, green lizards and short ones?
You may be a genius and an asura college member.
But your kitten was still owned… by a DUMB-BLONDE-MESMER!!
Seriously?
That doesn’t make sense.
It’s like your ending was written by the guy who made Sixth Sense.
Ya should’ve stayed in school and stayed with your mother.
And by the look of your skin…
Learn to use a freaking rubber.
-Scarlet-
Oh my Jenny!
Your so, so funny!
Though it’s a wonder why your dress like a playboy bunny!
You’re good with your speeches, and the big loud speakers.
But you keep on failing to wear a decent pair of sneakers.
-Jenna-
….
-Scarlet-
HEE HEE! What’s wrong Jenny?
Can’t take anymore?
Not surprising, coming from the Krytan whor—
horn sound raises
-Scarlet-
Huh?
-Jenna-
Let me write you story, little red one.
About a little annoying kitten from season one.
She tried to convince that she was different.
Learned all these things, but still ignorant.
She read little books
GOT LOADED UP
Got her brain all hooked
GOT LOADED UP
And when her drill ship got all
LOADED UP
They shoved a banner in her kitten and she got
LOADED UP.
-Scarlet-
….
-Jenna-
You-think-you’re-so-smart, but your just a DUMB WHORE!
When your portals get all taken, better lock your ship’s BACK DOOR!
While your tryin to get your general free, I got a million friends who’ll fight for me.
The cats and gnomes will ride with me.
Here’s your one true friend, rhyme’s done with me…
-Taimi-
Hey I’m Taimi kitten! You don’t remember me?
I’m your number one fan in alchemy!
In season one I was hardly in show. But can I get your autograph and—
-Scarlet-
[Field goal kick]
-Taimi-
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo——!!!! >O<
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!
With love,
KRISIS1451
(edited by AVM.5746)
