Guild Wars 2

Do you feel that you don’t have enough time to properly become offended by things? Do time constraints prevent you from becoming outraged over miniscule things?

Hi, my name is Merlot, and I’m here to help.

Here at the Outrage Factory, we can provide you with prepackaged outrage so you can become offended on the go.

Our tried and tested Outrage formula is simple and fast. All you have to do is provide us with a theme, event or cause that you feel you could become outraged or offended about and we’ll whip up a instant foundation from which you can expand upon as you feel fit.

It’s so simple that you should give it a shot yourself! Just post something below and we’ll prepare your own instant outrage!

I’m outraged that my Sylvari can’t have sylvan hound ears skin and a tail backpiece.

Doggie.3184:

I’m outraged that my Sylvari can’t have sylvan hound ears skin and a tail backpiece.

Sylvari sexuality and gender shouldn’t be constrained by human-centric body politics. Sylvari have the right the express their Otherkin nature by adopting features of their past life animal friends. These human-centric body politics are a result of patriarchy and have no right to be pushed onto non-cis Sylvari.

It rained yesterday while I was outside and I got wet. ANET did absolutely nothing about this!!!??! I am enraged!!!?!/)!?$!

Edit, I did not add enough capitalization please work some in.

Yargesh.4965:

It rained yesterday while I was outside and I got wet. ANET did absolutely nothing about this!!!??! I am enraged!!!?!/)!?$!

Edit, I did not add enough capitalization please work some in.

I CAN’T BELIEVE ARENA NET DIDN’T THINK IT WAS GOING TO RAIN?@?!?!?!?! Arena net have no respect for the common worker and are funded by ultra right wing political interest parties. If arena net had more female workers they would have KNOWN to think that it MIGHT RAIN and provide necessary assistance to all those affected.

i’m outraged because becoming outraged is becoming too mainstream.

Capitalization was good,
I will also point out that not only did I not get a letter of sympathy signed by all staff I also did not get either my choice of legendaries or unlimited gem store purchases. What kind of company does that I ask you!

Why is the guy above talking about DOG ears and tails? We all know CATS are superior to dogs. Why do we have sylvan hounds and not sylvan kittens? Cat ears and tails are a must.

What an inspiring example of entrepreneurship! I wish your Outrage Factory all the success it deserves. When you’re ready to expand your product line, I suggest a Necklace Factory, because the pearl-clutchers who are shocked and saddened rather than outraged need some time-saving services as well.

Doggie.3184:

I’m outraged that my Sylvari can’t have sylvan hound ears skin and a tail backpiece.

I’m outraged I didn’t think OF this first!!!!!

I’m outraged that I’m not particularly outraged by anything. How can they expect me to hang out on the forums if I’m not bitter and twisted?

UlanX.2143:

I’m outraged that I’m not particularly outraged by anything. How can they expect me to hang out on the forums if I’m not bitter and twisted?

Don’t worry friend, we can provide you with the necessary tools to become outraged by anything. Look at the current trends in what I call accessible feminism. Having done a few gender studies units at University, I feel somewhat more qualified than those that identify with accessible feminism because they are idiots.
You can take a legitimate issue, like base body politics, and completely legitimize it by irrationally blaming everything on cis white men for no apparent reason. So in that vein, that’s find something for you to be offend by.

Manspreading. You’re offended by manspreading. (yeah, people cry about this. No kittening joke).

Fun fact, I actually like post-structuralist feminism and I enjoy reading works by Irigaray (hell, I had a WoW character called Irigaray). It’s so funny how these SJWs and tumblr femikitten just get it so kittening wrong.

I’m outraged that people are outraged about people that are outraged at them being outraged. Nay, I am triggered!

Merlot.8567:

UlanX.2143:

I’m outraged that I’m not particularly outraged by anything. How can they expect me to hang out on the forums if I’m not bitter and twisted?

Don’t worry friend, we can provide you with the necessary tools to become outraged by anything. Look at the current trends in what I call accessible feminism. Having done a few gender studies units at University, I feel somewhat more qualified than those that identify with accessible feminism because they are idiots.
You can take a legitimate issue, like base body politics, and completely legitimize it by irrationally blaming everything on cis white men for no apparent reason. So in that vein, that’s find something for you to be offend by.

Manspreading. You’re offended by manspreading. (yeah, people cry about this. No kittening joke).

Fun fact, I actually like post-structuralist feminism and I enjoy reading works by Irigaray (hell, I had a WoW character called Irigaray). It’s so funny how these SJWs and tumblr femikitten just get it so kittening wrong.

Thank you, I just googled “manspreading” so I could work myself into an appropriate frenzy. As a woman I shall now commence demanding that you learn to grow you balls vertically instead of horizontally so you can no longer subjugate me with your need for testy space.

There’s some movement…

Doggie.3184:

I’m outraged that my Sylvari can’t have sylvan hound ears skin and a tail backpiece.

I…. Did not know I want this until now o-o

LOL a mod moved it to community creations. +5 points to the mod team.

Merlot.8567:

LOL a mod moved it to community creations. +5 points to the mod team.

Seriously, +5000 just for letting the day go without much interference.