Guild Wars 2

-When an ele rides the lightning the jade sea splits in two
-When an ele earth stomps elder dragons awake in tyria
-When an ele burning speeds he travels back in time
-When an ele mist forms he enters the mists and turns into an OP revenant
-When an ele lightning whips, he makes crop circles in the crystal desert
-When an ele tornadoes he sharknadoes
-When an ele uses fiery great sword he shouts HE MAN and proceeds to be the master of the universe
-When an ele rings of fire’s Johnny Cash starts singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7107ELQvY
-When an ele drake breath’s a player he feel’s like he’s eating Carolina Reaper Hot Peppers 2,200,000 SHU = Scoville Heat Unit (A measure of Spiciness)
-When an ele fire grabs he grabs the sun an sticks it were quaggans don’t shine
-When an ele armor of earths he kittens bricks
-When an ele teleports he does it to your face instead of going to far away places (proceeds to burn you up)
-When an ele cleansing fires an eclipse occurs
-When an ele updraft’s marilyn monroe’s skirt get’s pulled up
-When an ele shocking aura´s he reanimates Frankstein and shouts IT’S ALIVE
-When an ele frost aura’s he’s so cool he chills
-When an ele cleansing waves he proceeds to tube ride the wave and heal at same time

Have fun and be happy

Would not read again. I didn’t find any of them funny.
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2/10 for putting out the effort though.

It’s a kinda ironic post not meant to be funny

Talyn Sneider.1825:

It’s a kinda ironic post not meant to be funny

If it’s any consolation I like the Johnny Cash song.

yeah felt that too much irony was used and something nice needed to be added to the post

Chuck Norris facts?

Thought it was appropriate…with all the ele is op threads, and I’m also a big fan of the 80’s

And also just saw Kung Fury…that may help explain this post

Still making jokes about Chuck Norris? Can’t you let the man Rest In Peace?

Nukk.3492:

Still making jokes about Chuck Norris? Can’t you let the man Rest In Peace?

Some people may come in here telling you that Chuck Norris is still alive. No, I think you are one of the few people who actually knows that Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him.

Nukk.3492:

Still making jokes about Chuck Norris? Can’t you let the man Rest In Peace?

http://en.mediamass.net/people/chuck-norris/deathhoax.html

Jasher.6580:

Nukk.3492:

Still making jokes about Chuck Norris? Can’t you let the man Rest In Peace?

Some people may come in here telling you that Chuck Norris is still alive. No, I think you are one of the few people who actually knows that Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him.

Exactly.

I’m pretty sure Chuck Norris eats ele’s for breakfast.

These are pretty amazing facts and all, but can an ele defeat Segata Sanshiro?

There is no escape from ring of fire and the mythical 48 stacks of burning Segata Sanshiro would melt, with the perma stability we all know elementalist has, perma protection, perma stealth, perma berzerker class like damage Segata would run to his mommy.

Remember Ele beats all