Guild Wars 2

Hey im looking to tryout some teams preferably ones with the ability to stream gameplay.

r1 solo and team in the old leaderboards
able to stream gameplay
been playing thief since launch

mainly bored of solo q so i thought id start looking for a team since thief is only useful if u have a team willing to let you play your role

official.4658 in game leave mail if im not on

Let the E – peen race begin!

I didn’t bring enough condition clear for this! The confusion! The Burn! The vulnerability….

It’s all so delicious!

Guys lets not insult each other! Why detract from someone trying to join a team!

^ That said, I’d play with you Cruuk, but I’m waiting on my new PC in a week which will totally revolutionize my gameplay experience! I have several characters and builds that can fit into a decent team, though, so if you find a group that needs one in about a week’s time, I can probably fill in!

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, “If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.” Just then the eclipse would start, and they’d probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

When I was a kid my favourite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

A funny thing to do is, if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that you got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who’s going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, “Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?” or “Do you have that $50 you borrowed?” Man, quit being so cheap!

Here’s a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn’t see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now

kitten this threadz is hilarioso! All the bm and unfrandliness on the NA scene!

Wahoo! Bye frands!

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kitten this threadz is hilarioso! All the bm and unfrandliness on the NA scene!

Wahoo! Bye frands!

Yeah, you’re right. I deleted my shot at Teefteefteefteefteef

Oh cruuk you prince vingador of american thieves.

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Maybe if you stopped playing an awful build people would pick you up. Drop the shadow arts. Pick up a shortbow. Esports.

Doing that didn’t get you picked up.

but equipping slick shoes did get you picked up on a team that carries your sad butt

At least his teams win.

I’m pretty sure anyone can find a mediguard and lose in tournaments.

if i took his spot id be undefeated too its hard to lose with some rosters

except i’d probably have won wts2

Yeah kittening right.. kitten you are the most flawed player in the scene… if this game actually had a competitive scene youd be so far down the food chain you’d probably quit the game finally.

..only if you’d be willing to play venomshare and come EU

I apologize to Cruuk for the quoted comment and will erase that post. Even if you get a lot of flack for your style in game I shouldn’t derail your thread.

not even kidding.. will get in another streamer for your kitten too

gr8 banter lads

Cruuk if you find a team pls stop pushing far like you always do in solo Q.

Cruuk: " Leave far to me ! "
Turret engi on far : " lololol this teef is trying to kill me"
Cruuk:‘Wtf you noobs lost mid and home while im 1v3 far"
Cruuk’s teammates : “Dude you were 1v1, the other 2 were turrets”

Im glad u all think i just push far and thats it

infact thats the reason i dominate so many of you because of that line of thinking

its kinda like how no one in this game figured out that shadow trap is the best thing a thief can run but hey i cant blame the majority for being morons they’re the majority and they know right, right?

ps keep up the hate it feeds me

Shadow trap has it’s uses. It’s a more or less viable choice. The rest of the build is..not..viable..

the fact is when it comes down to it i will win because im setting my team up in 5v4s and 4v3s. And the fact is no matter what you try and do to counter me i will counter you back. There is nothing you can do if i push far with mobility and either distract 2 or if they dont bite or theres only 1 i drop trap in stealth then as it wears out i fake stealth and make it look like im going far then book it to mid while he has nothing he can do but wait until they get an eye on me at mid but by then we’ve usually killed someone in the 5v4 and as he comes mid i fake stealth far again and if he doesnt bite i stay in mid for the rest of the fight until someone dies on either team and get the port back to far for the insta decap and cap. It doesnt matter who you put on your home point ill always counter them

i use my build for those rotations to work effectively.
SA is an amazing trait line that i use for my survival and everything i use full zerker with double sig for 25 might stacks i have twice the survival and even more burst dmg then you with 100% crit in stealth i use this build to survive 1v2s-3s while harassing far and forcing their team on the defensive always.

Ive proven multiple times again and again using pugs to beat top teir teams easily if i had a team understanding how effective 1 man dealing with far all game is with the insane mobility i have and burst for mid as i come in for the 5v4s.

Dont worry half of you here are bias against me anyways because im a huge kitten talker in this game. But plz if you have an idea to counter me ill gladly debate/show u how and why that cant happen with me. plz id love to hear your arguments im 99% thief with over 12k games played in tourny theres nothing anyone here can tell me about theif that i dont already know

Deleted my flame cuz I feel like a bad person now

o also im looking for a team that is all 18+ seems like a lot of people here arent