(LXS) The League of Xtraordinary Slackers
EDIT (8-16-17): Balzathar isn’t the only slacker to return to GW2; slackers are back to “Slack together, work alone!” and recruiting finally again!
PoF returning/rebuilding, thus currently SMALLER guild -> grow. FROM SWTOR. We have a royal slacker theme so let’s get down to it my potential slacker peasants – if it’s already a struggle for you to read this paragraph and it is making you yawn, you’re halfway to being a slacker!
LOOKING FOR – friendly, mature, communal, and ALL experiences who want a quirky fun family to help/be part of a smaller/medium sized guild of proud slackers where it’s quality > quant.
GW2 apply No one likes doin’ apps, but best way to get yer cupcakes! We want to ensure a caring community so we req. eventual DISCORD or SITE join – but a trial period aka joining w/o is there too.
QUICK GW2 GUILD INFO (for the slackers in us all):
—- PvE focus (some PvP, open to more and WvW)
—- Smallish laid-back/social/highly silly longtime international multi-game guild of ALL experiences – new, vet, casual, hardcore, slothcore, no core.
—- US Pacific Based BUT International Guild (Aussie Contingent; some Europe)
—- LGBTQ, female members and supportive/safe for all walks of geeks!
—- 18+ PG-13 GENERAL, light R sometimes but we do have some families!
—- Gilded Hollow GH, 10k Influence
—- 3 event times: Sunday and Wednesday EVENINGS and Sat AFTERNOON TBA
—- Very active DISCORD SERVER and SITE (links below)
—- GW2 app (req. for Discord/bank/promotions) aka site REQUIRED to use Discord/can join w/o initially talking to officer
—- Guild in SWTOR and previously in ESO, Vanguard, and Star Wars Galaxies SWG
—- Royal Ranks w/ Cupcakes Points. We like Cupcakes. And are Cupcakes.
—- Giveaways/Future Trivia n Fashion Nights
MORE ON US SLACKERS: currently also in SWTOR (on Harbinger) we’re 100% about community, quality > quantity where people tend to stick with us, even in other guilds/games – but well, we do SLACK! Have members in Canada, Germany, Norway, and Australia!
We have the best cupcakes in the land! We have the best places in Tyria to nap! We take ALL experiences ANY who want a close-knit friendly quality > quantity community w/ a fun, goofball place to chill and make friends, have fun times!
SITE: (WARNING: Intense Steve Ditkoesque aka Doctor Strange Trippy Color scheme/images may cause eye bleed and acid trip flashbacks)
DISCORD: (site join required to use. If accepted w/o site join, will have temp access).
IF you want to just apply, get perks, and not be a smelly dirty peasant slacker, DO SO HERE: http://xtraordinaryslackersguild.com/gengw2app
SATS: TBA (afternoon time, non-missions)
SUN: 10:00pm PST/05:00 GMT (small group)
WED: 9:30pm PST/04:30 GMT (missions/open)
—- APP or SITE JOIN ONLY REQ. FOR PROMOTIONS
—- DISCORD is eventually req. – you have a 1 week trial period w/o site or discord join
—- Discord voice req. (MIC IS NOT) to run w/ our event nights; w/ exceptions. Never have to speak, just listen up maggots!
—- Rep guild when we do missions/guild events but we DO NOT req. 100% rep.
—- We ask to BE mature (18+ rec, but we can make exceptions), have a sense of humor BUT be respectful! We aren’t prudes but NO excessive SEX, DRUG talk, in moderation is fine. Go hang your kitten in another guild!
—- WE ARE 100% respectful towards EVREYONE with NO HATE, only love for all LGBT, gender, species, race, introverts, social phobics, etc. Any slurs, misogynistic, hateful comments is an instant mega ban. ALSO – NO general political/religious stuff
—- You WONT get kicked for not playing a week or a month RL happens. Tho you may not rank up either :P
RANKS are COMMUNITY BASED and ROYAL THEMED – they transfer to all games minus limitations.
King Slacker (GM/me), Queen Slacker Prince/Princess (Vice GMs), Archduke (GW2 Vice) Dukes (officers), Counts (subofficers) Lords (elders), Knights (full members), Nobles (novice), Peasants (recruits, and likely you if u join :P
Leadership is full all ages, genders, culture. A slacker stew of communal goodness!
MAN, if all this jibber jabber didn’t convince you we’re a wasted spot in your choice of 5 guilds, I don’t know what will! (AGAIN, QUIRKY HUMOR!
CONTACTING: Reply here, or PM or message in-game:
EriskRedLemur.7153 (King Slacking GM)
darkroomradio.5412 (Vice GM)
Infiniterose.7389 (Elder Supreme Salad)
Voxyn.8713 (Lt. Officer/Terminal Slacker/German Uber Nobody)
(edited by EriskRedLemur.7153)