I like dungeons and Ikea.
aka Cotscene.
I was trying to solo Alphard, died (at 25% ) and now she’s locked me out, I’ve try relogging but the wall is still there… what do I do?!!
Nevermind, I sacraficed myself to some nearby inquest and the wall came down,
You might consider pulling up your skirt, children are watching.
Hey, every self-respecting norn rocks a battle thong.
I was trying to seduce Alphard so he(she?) would let me in, actually.
I don’t think alphard is a lesbian
That’s awful presumptuous of you, I think it’s great if she is a lesbian and that she should do what.ever makes her happy
Pretty sure Zhaitan created a man-zombie and a woman-zombie for a reason, and it wasn’t to make lesbian-zombies.
and what if the man-zombie and woman-zombies don’t want to make baby-zombies? Are they not allowed to be happy?
They should follow Zhaitan’s will. Maybe he wrote some kind of zombie-bible for them.
That zombie-bible is ancient! We have to learn to be more accepting of different types of zombies as we, and they, mature.
Whoa whoa whoa. Next thing you’ll be telling me is that zombie-man came from zombie-gorillas.
Zombie-man came from Zhaitan.
And +1 for Leo’s post.
Alphard is definitely a lesbian.
Alphard is definitely a lesbian.
Are you sure? She seems quite fond of pistols.
xDDD
I lol’d
Uhhhhh. Glad I quickly skimmed off some forum threads today. I would’ve missed this gem.
I like this thread.
It’s got the Baphomet stamp of approval.
Also, you’re all missing one serious point. What if Alphard is a woman who identifies as a man with a vulva?
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