Alphard's wall won't come down?

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Posted by: Cotser.7015

Cotser.7015

I was trying to solo Alphard, died (at 25% ) and now she’s locked me out, I’ve try relogging but the wall is still there… what do I do?!!

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Posted by: Cotser.7015

Cotser.7015

Nevermind, I sacraficed myself to some nearby inquest and the wall came down,

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Posted by: No Pulse.2967

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You might consider pulling up your skirt, children are watching.

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

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Hey, every self-respecting norn rocks a battle thong.

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Posted by: Cotser.7015

Cotser.7015

I was trying to seduce Alphard so he(she?) would let me in, actually.

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Posted by: dutchiez.7502

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I don’t think alphard is a lesbian

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Posted by: Cotser.7015

Cotser.7015

That’s awful presumptuous of you, I think it’s great if she is a lesbian and that she should do what.ever makes her happy

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Posted by: DigitalKirin.9714

DigitalKirin.9714

Pretty sure Zhaitan created a man-zombie and a woman-zombie for a reason, and it wasn’t to make lesbian-zombies.

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Posted by: Cotser.7015

Cotser.7015

and what if the man-zombie and woman-zombies don’t want to make baby-zombies? Are they not allowed to be happy?

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Posted by: DigitalKirin.9714

DigitalKirin.9714

They should follow Zhaitan’s will. Maybe he wrote some kind of zombie-bible for them.

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Posted by: Cotser.7015

Cotser.7015

That zombie-bible is ancient! We have to learn to be more accepting of different types of zombies as we, and they, mature.

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Posted by: DigitalKirin.9714

DigitalKirin.9714

Whoa whoa whoa. Next thing you’ll be telling me is that zombie-man came from zombie-gorillas.

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Posted by: Iris Ng.9845

Iris Ng.9845

Zombie-man came from Zhaitan.

And +1 for Leo’s post.

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Posted by: Purple Miku.7032

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Alphard is definitely a lesbian.

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Posted by: FenrirSlakt.3692

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Alphard is definitely a lesbian.

Are you sure? She seems quite fond of pistols.

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Posted by: Purple Miku.7032

Purple Miku.7032

xDDD

I lol’d

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Posted by: deSade.9437

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Uhhhhh. Glad I quickly skimmed off some forum threads today. I would’ve missed this gem.

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Posted by: Errant.1942

Errant.1942

I like this thread.

It’s got the Baphomet stamp of approval.

Also, you’re all missing one serious point. What if Alphard is a woman who identifies as a man with a vulva?

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