Guild Wars 2

My guild has a fun little thread dedicated to making poems. I thought it’d be nice to have a fun thread here doing something similar.

For my part:
Dragon’s Tooth hovers,
Promises of mighty blasts.
No. Chaos Armor.

And one from one of my guildies who sometimes lurks here (Tarug):
A hundred blades cut
through thin air. A chilling breeze.
Sigh. Gusted away…

Let me see what kinda haiku you guys can make!

Fiery rush prep’d.
Misguided trust in skill clicking.
Lightning flash has failed.

Lupi phase three skip,
Much feedback. The vuln is nowhere in sight.
Alas, all is vain

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Fiery rush prep’d.
Misguided trust in skill clicking.
Lightning flash has failed.

Skill clicking is a choice, not a lack of skill kitten you elitist

My Cleric staff is ready
Mace and shield I shall not forget thee
Eating lupi kicks like spaghetti

I was never good at poetry

joey the creator.3587:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Fiery rush prep’d.
Misguided trust in skill clicking.
Lightning flash has failed.

Skill clicking is a choice, not a lack of skill kitten you elitist

I skill click …. I’m not an elitist. I’m confused.

I was joking, I’m just not very funny.

joey the creator.3587:

I was joking, I’m just not very funny.

Oh I get it.

joey the creator.3587:

My Cleric staff is ready
Mace and shield I shall not forget thee
Eating lupi kicks like spaghetti

I was never good at poetry

Its not haiku, but an A for effort and +1 for making me laugh.

Yay i’ll take that

Ascalonians
Gravelings, oozes, even trolls
All fear my icebow

tried for better times
I curse and swear at this game
it has come to naught

Fighting Lupicus
High-quality internet
Whirlwind and get grubbed.

I hurl abuse at
ANet’s amazing servers;
I exit the game

:3 These haiku are looking awesome. I approve, even Joey’s non-haiku poem.

Complacent gardens
Disrupted by guns and bombs.
Calmed by Reflection.

New dungeon content!
Three Ascalonian tears.
In HOTW?

Brie at one percent.
A time to sell this dungeon…
Merge party Hatred!

Edit: fixed syllable count fail.

(Kuru, too many syllables in the last line)

Whoosh. The sound angers.
Don’t overwrite blasted might.
Wish you had Reflect.

TA Aetherpath:
A broken heart, mind, and bank.
Where is Fyonna?

Quality of life.
No necros, rangers, engies…
Path now run smoothly.

Dungeon chests soulbound.
“Thanks for the heads up on this!”
…One year old dev post.

Stack your damage here
Stack your damage over there
Stack your damage here.

Stack your damage here
Stack your damage over there
Stack your damage here.

Stack your damage here
Stack your damage over there
Stack your damage here.

Remember, a haiku has to be 5-7-5

Come, stack here, buff might
Drop ice bow, fiery great sword
Pop reflect, stable

Leaderboard they said
Lose eighty, no leaderboard
We must not forget

Fractal forty-nine
Maw please give fractal weapon
Sigh uninfused ring

Ode to Fractals

Time for daily run.
Speed Run EXP no noob
Need more guard and war

Someone gonna roll?
Swamp for the win. Bloomhunger.
Nice DPS guys!

Cliffside is too long
To be on the second tier.
Hope we don’t get dredge.

Yes! Thaumanova!
I can solo fire room.
Why is Scarlet here?

BRB bio.
AFK before boss fight.
Can I go repair?

Let’s finish this thing!
The Molten Facility.
Scarlet potion works?

GG and GL
It was a really good run!
Time to pray for drops.

“Dear RNG god,
Please bless me with thy bounty.”
No. It’s uninfused.

Oh, the rings, the rings!
They fill my bags and bank slots.
Please let us salvage!

Lots of work without
Much reward. It’s so unfair!
Be back tomorrow.

TL;DR
Fractals may not be
The most rewarding to do,
But they are worth it.

deSade.9437:

Dietere.3476:

Ode to Fractals

Fractals may not be
The most rewarding to do,
But they are worth it.

No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No.
Should go to the armory.
No. No. No. No. No.

hahahahaha <3

and Dietere, I loved your poem too

These are dedicated to my fractal group, and the pugs they force upon me for lower level daily runs.

Poison gas hurts me,
cuts my lungs. Noxious, vile
like crystals, not stacked.

Untraited wardens.
Earth Elemental, titan.
Missing. Still you stack.

Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin
We’re approaching 3 minutes
Learn how to Old Tom

The Nightmare Tree
I have to fight with my staff
Weapon swapping bugged

Honor of the Waves.
A mighty troll slain. He cries…
Tears of Ascalon.

Cormac.3871:

The Nightmare Tree
I have to fight with my staff
Weapon swapping bugged

Hero panel up,
Arrows between weapons sets,
To fix click you must.

Lilith Ajit.6173:

deSade.9437:

Dietere.3476:

Ode to Fractals

Fractals may not be
The most rewarding to do,
But they are worth it.

No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No.
Should go to the armory.
No. No. No. No. No.

hahahahaha <3

and Dietere, I loved your poem too

oh my god these two were so good, <3 Dietere and deSade

I like how Anet
thinks 5 silver more is worth
10 percent slower

iWarden not fixed
Not even reflecting now
Still stares to death

Unfounded concerns
Use stacking sigils or not
Underwater set

Infracted? For what?
Not insulting, crass, or—Oh.
“I hate you all.” Yeah.

Gotcha.

I play how I want!
Sword, warhorn, night and force sig?
Summon the bearbow

AC being sold.
Exploiters! Report them all.
Yes: That’s a bingo.

p1 80s experienced zerker only.
Staff guard, bowbear, GS mesmer, pistol thief.
Rage at maximum.

rojak.1894:

p1 80s experienced zerker only.
Staff guard, bowbear, GS mesmer, pistol thief.
Rage at maximum.

You kinda messed up
With your elitist poem
But I still like it.

A staff Guard cries out,
“my empowers good damage”.
Immediate kick.

Ode to my favorite storymode:

Once slaves, now roam free;
Nonetheless their butts got kicked;
Forgeman gives thumbs up.

Blue ball of lightning
Leave AoE — Still oneshot!
“Kitten off, Belka!”

A lone chanter stands,
A target over its head.
Please call off your pet. :|

I do dungeons daily,
It is very fun,
AnetwhyDon’tWeHaveADungeonTeamAnymore?

All my friends offline,
Final Fantasy Fourteen
Has stolen them all.

about to teach
pu mesmer join
all hope is lost

Cavendish.2168:

All my friends offline,
Final Fantasy Fourteen
Has stolen them all.

Sorry bra xD

Come join us. Kool-aid is delicious.

COF was fun
Farming all day every day
Too bad it is gone

Countless Arah runs
Giganticus Lupicus
Still kills all my pugs

“I play how I want!”
“You are not the boss of me!”
“Bears and bows are good!”

Looking for a group
Only find dungeon sellers
Contacting my friends

Friends want to roam world
ask me if I want to come
Spending all my gold

Now on new server
Not allowed to w v w
Heading for the edge

Playing on the edge
Looking for some enemies
Only finding Zergs

Leaving w v w
Going back to dungeoning
Beeing plenty sad