Guild Wars 2

lilith I got it.. I won the buy order O_O.. By listing my buy order one copper under sell price. But.. I WON, I won you little kitten cutters, eat kitten. I win the prize, I get the legendary
No one will ever take this away from me. NO ONE.

/fashion pics coming.

J Eberle.9312:

lilith I got it.. I won the buy order O_O.. By listing my buy order one copper under sell price. But.. I WON, I won you little kitten cutters, eat kitten. I win the prize, I get the legendary
No one will ever take this away from me. NO ONE.

/fashion pics coming.

Can’t freaking wait! Congratulations!!!

J Eberle.9312:

lilith I got it.. I won the buy order O_O.. By listing my buy order one copper under sell price. But.. I WON, I won you little kitten cutters, eat kitten. I win the prize, I get the legendary
No one will ever take this away from me. NO ONE.

/fashion pics coming.

gratz on your shiney

If we’ve learned anything from one of the two contestants for the master race spot in GW2 it is that shiniez are of the utmost importance!
(I you are confused: I’m talking about Skritt of course.)

Why would you want the Bifrost, swifty? Don’t you know staff is a weapon for casuals?
…
I might actually get it for my elly it’s so kewl ç_ç
F++k d/f, I love playing staff in fractuls. I have a decent excuse to range bosses I suck at.
That or Howler… or both… Oh god. I hope my buddies will be ready for months of mindless ranting and worried questions and feedback gathering about my next leggie.
If you won’t see spoj logging into the forum is because his brain will have bled out of his ears after listening to me for hours long.
“Which leggie would fit my character more? Eh? Eh?!?”

Bifrost >_>

Go Sunrise!

Silberfisch.3046:

If we’ve learned anything from one of the two contestants for the master race spot in GW2 it is that shiniez are of the utmost importance!
(I you are confused: I’m talking about Skritt of course.)

I can safely say that the “Skritt Burglar” is safely On TC, and in Chains of duty [RPcd]… and I just left her in charge of my bank…..

0.o

Lindbur.2537:

Bifrost >_>

Go Sunrise!

What.. what if I already have it?
E. NOT STILL NOT STILL kitten YOU BRAIN I HATE ENGLISH

Land based leggies are for casuals. Apart from Howler ofcourse.

Howler was beast, by far the best Warhorn skin.
Just watch for that perma howl bug at night time, or troll people by giving yourself Quickness first.

Thank god that monstrosity is gone now… no more endless howling!

I have [Mirage]. Just sayin’ :> And she’s a belle.

Bifrost FTW, deSade. Can’t beat a good staff when you want to whip up some big numbers, Fractals or not.

I’d rather have a dragon-themed legendary. :/

ubershaun.3649:

Howler was beast, by far the best Warhorn skin.
Just watch for that perma howl bug at night time, or troll people by giving yourself Quickness first.

i like the “was” touch , saving me from doing my job

Personally I adore my dragon jade war horn but howler is awesome too.

Lindbur.2537:

I’d rather have a dragon-themed legendary. :/

I got all the (2) dragon-themed legendaries and I’m so sad there aren’t more I love dragonz.
Anyway, for now Howler and Bifrost have 4 votes each. Keep voting!

deSade.9437:

Lindbur.2537:

I’d rather have a dragon-themed legendary. :/

I got all the (2) dragon-themed legendaries and I’m so sad there aren’t more I love dragonz.
Anyway, for now Howler and Bifrost have 4 votes each. Keep voting!

I, uh, vote for Eternity. It needs dragons.

If the vote is open for the public, I vote for howler.

Totally open man, I trust my fellow forumites.
… I shed a tear thinking how awesome Eternity would be with dragons all over the hilt and maybe painted dragons on the blade.
/sob

Howler ftw.

Seems like Howler is winning for now… by 2 votes.

Make Bifrost! You know you want to shoot rainbows.

Adam.4103:

Make Bifrost! You know you want to shoot rainbows.

/finger
By the way, CM is haunted.

Cast banner on plant pot. Its on cd, no banner in sight. Look around confused. Discover it somehow managed to get on the chandelier behind us.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/professions/elementalist/Which-armor/3674812

/facepalm

crosknight.3041:

set 2 is my zerker, for when i need more punch or wanna get into the dungeon runs where the listing is “zerk only or kick”

That’s rude

Doing a frac 49 run, cliffside… Did the arm seals the pug way… “If we only had a guardian” – “oh wait, we did” XD

A friend asked me to go for SE P1, so I brought Guan along and we decided to get a pug for the last slot. We got a guardian. At first we thought it would go fine. Jesus, we couldn’t have been more wrong. It was kittening horrible, here’s all the mistakes he made:
1. Nokk fight - No WoR, no stability, I kept getting launched and unable to put up more reflects as a result.
2. He unstacked when the golems came, causing us to wipe TWICE.
3. Tazza - oh god, horrible. He kept trying to pull her, Guan had to threaten him with a kick before he finally stopped. Suffice to say the other warrior wasn’t the most competent one either. We wiped on this, and it was here that I realised he had the all holy DODGE HEALS. On another note, can someone verify if Tazza changes aggro at all?
4. If anything, I’d guess he was a PVT guard. Shoulda kicked. *sigh*

Yesterday, after zerging in LA, I joined a level 49 fractal. They were a guild group, we were waiting for last member before bloomhunger and I asked if they were on voip. One replied with “we don’t need voip”. I said “didn’t think you did… just wanted to see if I could join… blah blah.” I then asked “do you melee bloomhunger or range?” They laugh at me. No response. We go to bloomhunger, melee. I didn’t have melee equipped because I wanted to be ready for either occasion, I get downed 3 times and just leave party.

I’m just so bad at everything now. Lol Darn you selfless potion and how much I want you! I’d rather run around looting LA than fractals anyway.

Welp, I feel the same (bad) whenever I do fractals and I die randomly, repeatedly and inevitably or can’t melee (this is why I play elly, can range without looking stupid, imagine if I were on my guardian) but I happen to play with super cool guys that go all over the place to make me feel better. Like, hear this: spoj loves me so much, he voluntarily downs at the Mossman many times per encounter, just to show me his support and understanding for my badness, and that even “specially gifted” kids like me can succeed at something. Isn’t that awesome?
Love you all. <3
Still, as much as I don’t like fractals – especially since the patch /cough, you’ll have to explain to me how you manage to zerg that @?!# horrible LA “content” for more than 30 mins without wanting to rip your own eyes off.
Moral of the story, find some good bros or start doing drugs and keep pugging. Just don’t give up on yourself. Now I can even survive at the archdiviner without fully dying! You can do it.
Unless it’s dredge.
If it’s dredge, you run.
Can you smell it?
Yeah. Perma protection. This smell. I smell it. Do you?

On related news, Howler is winning by 4 votes.
P.S. Ohmahgawd Taku I have to get a fractal sword now just because of you.
P.P.S. Maybe I should go to bed.

I am not usually bad at fractals…. but today…. blah. I’m actually loving the LA content. I feel sufficiently rewarded…. and ever since a guild ie pulled dusk from an alliance bag…. well…. let’s just say I will not stop.

I vote for howler by the way.

I down so much in fractals that I feel bad.

Then again, I roll an ele. But idk.

I challenge you to see me playing guardian full melee in fractals. You won’t feel as bad about your skills afterwards.
That is real pain.
@ Lilith yeah I counted your vote… but if you want I can make it count for 2, just cuz you <3 Everyone tells me they feel rewarded by the drops in LA; I feel like an outcast now, but I really am super annoyed when all I see in my bags is horrible acctbound stuff I have to salvage and some greens. At least If I do dungeons I see the gold raising and no zerging.
Still, the karma is nice, even though farming obsi shards is incredibly slow and painful for my standards.

Challenge accepted! Stream it! :D

Ohmahgawd no. I don’t want my shame to be exposed to the world.
… And I’d lag (thank the gods I have this excuse).
inb4 my friends streaming my fails without telling me.

:(

Great, thanks, now I feel guilty.
I’ll go cry myself to sleep cuz I’m such a meanie.
/sob

yeah!!! I’m not the only one who thinks fractals are cancer!

also @desade you should be grateful that nobody has recorded you raging about kittening necros in AC. thank god that video is private.

That video was…
lul

I want to see that vid

You’ll have to get it from Winston. :D

I had to solo kite Kholer and his army of ads on my zerk Ele through two wipes at Kholer so he wouldn’t reset as they WP Rushed. And yes I mean consecutive wipes, as in immediately dying upon running back into his area, you failtards
Was well worth it to hear Guan rage.

And of course SE Pugging was a nightmare, pretty sure I’ve said on at least 200 different occasions that SE is the hardest dungeon in game :P

Edit: Apparently one of my posts in this thread got deleted for being off topic, except… I don’t know which one

Today I got a nice zerker ascended ring from a pugged 28 frac o/

deSade.9437:

I challenge you to see me playing guardian full melee in fractals. You won’t feel as bad about your skills afterwards.
_That_ is real pain.

I recently eliminated my last 10 points of valor for strength in numbers from my fractal hammer build. (Selfish me ignoring the 150 extra toughness for my group for more condition removal going 20 into Virtues.)
I had thought I was past the 250 exta toughness and the additional free aegis at 50%.
Welllllllll, to quote my favourite necro "I’m not used to you going down that much".
*sniff*
Apparently I was wrong.

I predict I will be completely unavailable for anything until March 4, as I have exams starting Tuesday. I’ll still be here though, because this is the one place that allows me to preserve my sanity. Hopefully after my exams I’ll have enough free time to find a better PvE guild. :D

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

also, I’ll never understand why people write “melee lupicus” in their lfg and then they all just die in phase 2, if they even get that far.

Nah, all I see is an attention kitten.
… What vid? I rage so many times a day I can’t keep track of everything. It mostly depends on how bad my headache is and if I drank some blood before dawn or not. If I didn’t, then I’d have to complete the ritual at least before midnight. Else…

deSade is a vampire. Coo- uh, I mean

OH
NOE

Where’s the garlic?

Well i guess most player who will play TESO will be vampire anyway so at this point why not. MMO needs more vampires.

I do have the right complexion, red eyes and a terrible mood, so might very well be. I also happen to get incinerated when under the sun, can’t sleep at night, like rare meat – a lot – and, yeah, as a hobby I sometimes like to drink blood and kill people.
Still, that doesn’t mean anything.