Guild Wars 2

The PROPHET has returned to show us all the evil of our ways! He must all welcome him with open arms and sharpened blades

JasmineLong.6514:

The PROPHET has returned to show us all the evil of our ways! He must all welcome him with open arms and sharpened blades

It’s like Christmas in July August!

I can almost feel the wolves circling.

Why Colesy, Why?? You know better!

Laar.5476:

JasmineLong.6514:

The PROPHET has returned to show us all the evil of our ways! He must all welcome him with open arms and sharpened blades

It’s like Christmas in July August!

I can almost feel the wolves circling.

I had a dream, well more like a nightmare, where I was running down an infinite hallway full of twists and turns while this dark looming shadow kept chasing me. I turn a corner and find this figure standing over me. His eyes blood red, his teeth fully exposed since there were no lips to hide them behind. His long slender fingers on one hand point at me while his other hand is holding what seems to be a slab of concrete with words etched on them. “Thou shall listen to thy PROPHET! His return will mean the end of your kind,” he tells me with a a voice as grand and booming as the thunder in the sky. He then proceeds to bash my head with the slab in which I wake up drenched in sweat and tears.

Concrete slab does +200% dmg against elitist zerker fools.

Holy crap.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Serious-aduse-problem-read-the-entire-thing

And I didn’t even get an infraction!

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Holy crap.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Serious-aduse-problem-read-the-entire-thing

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Man. Lilith XD

It’s a grey line between raging and laughing, isn’kitten

I miss the Google Docs time waiting on Azreel too.

I love today.

and all 15 charr.

15?

15.

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Holy crap.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Serious-aduse-problem-read-the-entire-thing

Uh wat.

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

Lilith Ajit.6173:

Holy crap.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Serious-aduse-problem-read-the-entire-thing

Uh wat.

Guys stop adusing me.

Just got a fractal longbow from a 49 after leeching a guild run @ final boss and basically being flat on my face for half the fight

leeching ftw

Wethospu.6437:

15?

O.o Good to know. Didn’t try that because, yanno….trim()…

Reported.

This is… so interesting. Here, everyone have some popcorn.

Is that popcorn elitist or kazul flavored?

maha.7902:

Just got a fractal longbow from a 49 after leeching a guild run @ final boss and basically being flat on my face for half the fight

leeching ftw

but you deserve it for videogamermike posts

Elitist flavoured.

:>

Lindbur.2537:

Elitist flavoured.

:>

Good good, it has been salted with all the dried up tears of the Q_Q ers

I wonder if Mr Frizzle ever reads this thread. I guess we’ll find out if the last two pages get modzapped.

xallever.1874:

maha.7902:

Just got a fractal longbow from a 49 after leeching

but you deserve it for videogamermike posts

QFT.

I didn’t do anything.
Ahem.
But… isn’t… is it just me or the post he just made is…. against the rules? Eh? Guise? I might have to…. to… I think I’ll do Arah later!

VideoGamermike.5813:

I was told it was morally ok to kick people because they weren’t died all pink.

AHAHA guise.
I think he hates me.

aaaaaaand it’s gone. Did everyone receive their PvF XP in the mail?

Whole thread got deleted, gg.

Edit: Nope, no mail.

I didn’t

I want my xp…anet plz Q.Q

I got your XP, sorry!

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

I got your XP, sorry!

What…how?!? When I bought this game they said there would be no KSing and that everyone that contributed would be rewarded. Time to up the Q.Q

deSade.9437:

VideoGamermike.5813:

I was told it was morally ok to kick people because they weren’t died all pink.

Where’s this? xD lol (forgot who I was talking with for a sec)

I remember the orig discussion, but haven’t seen this new post from him.

There’s one thing I don’t understand though.
I mean, why can’t I play how I want? Why does Scooby tell me how I’m supposed to want people to die? or want them to look a certain way when diedeaded?
Like, I obviously want them to die in pink because it’s more fashionable than melting in a smelly pool of grey goo like a risen. Right?
Why can’t I just fashion how I want?
These elitists…. gah… drive me up the wall…

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/dungeons/Why-are-elitists-viewed-as-the-evil-ones/page/4#post4271764

The quote’s here, cutie.
And… I’m a precursor! Everyone buy me for 1500g!!!

Inb4 all pink LFGs

No one better steal my pink lfgs. QQ.

What about me? My asura is pink… :D

I main thief…ALL your pink LFGs will now be stolen >:D

JasmineLong.6514:

I main thief…ALL your pink LFGs will now be stolen >:D

Inb4 an Engi main to steal all your pink LFGs.

xallever.1874:

JasmineLong.6514:

I main thief…ALL your pink LFGs will now be stolen >:D

Inb4 an Engi main to steal all your pink LFGs.

Those Engis will be the death of Thieves Q.Q

JasmineLong.6514:

xallever.1874:

JasmineLong.6514:

I main thief…ALL your pink LFGs will now be stolen >:D

Inb4 an Engi main to steal all your pink LFGs.

Those Engis will be the death of Thieves Q.Q

Can you hear this? It’s the sound of Guang doing… doing….
Wait, what are you doingggg
Oh god the things I saw. Oh gawd.

Lindbur.2537:

Paging for GMB, paging for GMB, come in, GMB!

Ugh GMB was out working. What did GMB miss?

Video.
Gamer.
mike.

fits of laughter ensue

I am surprised that Guang hasn’t splurged all over the thread with our video.

J Eberle.9312:

Lindbur.2537:

Paging for GMB, paging for GMB, come in, GMB!

Ugh GMB was out working. What did GMB miss?

GMB!!! I have missed you! I tried to fill your shoes while you were away but failed miserably

Teach me your ways oh GMB!

JasmineLong.6514:

NovaanVerdiano.6174:

I got your XP, sorry!

What…how?!? When I bought this game they said there would be no KSing and that everyone that contributed would be rewarded. Time to up the Q.Q

I am terribly sorry! I sent your part of the XP on the way, it’ll take three days for them to arrive though!

I just read the verbal diarrhoea in that thread. I need counselling, somebody hold me I can’t stop shaking. Like where do I even begin? How does one begin at potato?

J Eberle.9312:

Lindbur.2537:

Paging for GMB, paging for GMB, come in, GMB!

Ugh GMB was out working. What did GMB miss?

You have a lot to read, my dear. A whole lot.
You better grab your pink fuzzy – elitist – hat, I plan on driving him crazyyyyyy.
I mean the rabid-salivating-red eyed kind of crazy.

No replies after this — I think the coast is clear, guiz! You can come back now!

Or he saw where the nickname came from and is trying to remember a password…

You missed his entire thread too :/ I shoulda saved it before it got trashed…

JasmineLong.6514:

I am surprised that Guang hasn’t splurged all over the thread with our video.

^

Maybe cause it’s nothing to do with spreadsheets

J Eberle.9312:

I just read the verbal diarrhoea in that thread. I need counselling, somebody hold me I can’t stop shaking. Like where do I even begin? How does one begin at potato?

Did you get to see the deleted thread? Dunno if anyone screencap’d it, lol.

Good stuff.

dlonie.6547:

J Eberle.9312:

I just read the verbal diarrhoea in that thread. I need counselling, somebody hold me I can’t stop shaking. Like where do I even begin? How does one begin at potato?

Did you get to see the deleted thread? Dunno if anyone screencap’d it, lol.

Good stuff.

Wait was it this? https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/dungeons/No-Freedom-in-Dungeons/first#post4271981
Or more classic obtena?

Send me screens if anyone has them :P