Guild Wars 2

evo.8640:

Reading comprehension, reading comprehension, reading comprehension.

I never said you sounded like a little kid. You picked that out from words which were never typed. But now that I think of it, you sound like you’ve got your dick tucked between your legs and your balls in a vice.

Do you even read what you end up typing, or do you just make kitten up as you go along? I see an uncanny resemblance between what you write and your videos. I can’t help but wonder if the rest of your life is laid out like that too.

Where did I claim I was mad? How did you infer that? Do you spend anytime, you know, actually talking to people not on the internet? I’m asking you questions. And you’re getting defensive. Just so happens that is usually a sign of anger. Might want to take a look in the mirror broski. I’ve read that behavioral crisis usually begins when you project self emotions on others. That might give you a starting point to get whatever is you have going on fixed before you end up hurting someone or yourself.

You sound mad bro, you sure are typing alot of useless stuff. Yes I inferred the little kid because you wanted some “older” to narrate, I guess you’re into the whole grandpa thing then. And apparently this kid on the internet said I have my balls in a vice now, I guess that’s supposed to hurt my feelings in some weird way.

At this point I’m pretty much laughing at this scrub going into full kitten mode and entertaining me at work since he obviously doesn’t know anything about the actual game.

Keep getting mad, it’s pretty obvious.

I’m so angry right now.

Said: yourself.

And by work do you mean unemployment? Being asked questions you have no acceptable answer for generally does result in anger. It certainly expresses why you have been, in virtually every thread.

By the way, your birthday isn’t on your youtube profile, so making fictitious alleges to your own age while calling someone else a “kid” is the height of what our education system has done to victims such as yourself. I don’t blame you.

Yep bro, I’m on unemployment and live in my mom’s basement, I wish I had more money because the mad scrub figured it out. It’s a shame I don’t work for “corporate america” and waste hours a day going online at work.

I forgot, I was supposed to put my birthday on my youtube profile for mad scrubs since that’s the source of everything, youtube profiles. I’m glad you reminded me. I guess I missed the part in college where you could reference youtube profiles as a reliable source.

I’m 28 btw, you want to QQ more about my life since yours is so sad?

Keep being mad.

Next up he’ll complain that you didn’t put your high school graduation photo on your profile so he can accuse you of photoshopping out a freckle or making yourself 2 millimeters taller.

I’ll be stalking it too for when he “realizes” your credit card numbers aren’t listed either

Since you seem to know so much about me, how about you lay it out. I need someone there to help me self-discover.

What does “Corporate America” have to do with anything? Since your ability to articulate responses is as bad as your ability to read them: are you one of those whiny hipster beard toting beta males? Or are you saying, you do work for “Corporate America”, suited up and all – still wasting hours replying to this here “kid”.

If it’s the former: you should probably get off your mac book pro while “working” at your favorite coffee shop, trim up that beard, and do something with that master’s in self-hate.

If it’s the latter: Is there a number I can call to talk to HR. I don’t feel that whatever company you work for is spending their resources wisely by keeping you employed. Clearly, you’re not making any contribution to them, and I’m sure a 28 yr old would make a much more sound judgement with his time being productive than nerd raging all over a video game forum, on the clock.

DaveGan.8065:

Next up he’ll complain that you didn’t put your high school graduation photo on your profile so he can accuse you of photoshopping out a freckle or making yourself 2 millimeters taller.

I’ll be stalking it too for when he “realizes” your credit card numbers aren’t listed either

Because making statements about ones personal life on the internet should be taken at face value, right?

I’m 12 years old, world renowned nuclear physicist with 3 combat tours in Iraq. I don’t have to prove kitten. I can say whatever I want, and it’s true. And you’re lolmad if you call any of it into question.

But last I checked, I didn’t ask him to prove any of his real life credentials. He’s making statements. And the questions I’m merely posing are demanding none of that. Somehow, reading comprehension seems to baffle you too.

Someone who spams “reading comprehension”, yet fails to understand the value of inference…the irony

Also, I am the Lord and Savior and I eat cats

Quite literally the only failure perpetrated was on your behalf with regards to your previous post. Whatever quasi-clever thought you had at demeaning me turned out into a butchered mess.

I very plainly wrote that he should have someone older narrate for him (it’s true, he should. No 28 yr old should sound like a puppy being axed).

Obviously you two dim-wits, in a harmonious lights-out moment took it instantly at a shot about his age all because of that little distracting word “older”. Somewhere it was lost on you, the problem is with the deepness of his voice – lack thereof.

So when I type: “DaveGan you are an idiot, you don’t know what inference actually is”. Something as simple as that can leave you inferring that you are an idiot because you don’t know what inference is, or that you’re just an idiot, but not necessarily because you don’t know what inference is. And in the case of your level of understanding inference, you’d apply the same understanding resulting in “you’re ad idiot, because you don’t know what inference actually is.”. Rather than than the main theme. That you’re an idiot.

I understand if English is not your primary language.

Lol this guy is still crying here at everyone who doesnt agree with the stupidity of his posts. applauds

evo.8640:

Quite literally the only failure perpetrated was on your behalf with regards to your previous post. Whatever quasi-clever thought you had at demeaning me turned out into a butchered mess.

I very plainly wrote that he should have someone older narrate for him (it’s true, he should. No 28 yr old should sound like a puppy being axed).

Obviously you two dim-wits, in a harmonious lights-out moment took it instantly at a shot about his age all because of that little distracting word “older”. Somewhere it was lost on you, the problem is with the deepness of his voice – lack thereof.

So when I type: “DaveGan you are an idiot, you don’t know what inference actually is”. Something as simple as that can leave you inferring that you are an idiot because you don’t know what inference is, or that you’re just an idiot, but not necessarily because you don’t know what inference is. And in the case of your level of understanding inference, you’d apply the same understanding resulting in “you’re ad idiot, because you don’t know what inference actually is.”. Rather than than the main theme. That you’re an idiot.

I understand if English is not your primary language.

Is it possible to write any more to say any less?

Also, your (edited) post contains fails on hyphen/dash usage, run-on sentences, many missing commas, extra periods, capitalization inconsistencies, and whatever else I might have missed since English is my second language. It certainly gives off the air of supreme credibility as you try to slam someone else’s understanding of English.

Finally, that you claim you would understand demonstrates that you don’t; reasoning, logic, and inference are not unique to just the English language.

PS: I’d love it if you shared your experiences about puppies being axed, and how you know what it sounds like.

evo.8640:

Since you seem to know so much about me, how about you lay it out. I need someone there to help me self-discover.

What does “Corporate America” have to do with anything? Since your ability to articulate responses is as bad as your ability to read them: are you one of those whiny hipster beard toting beta males? Or are you saying, you do work for “Corporate America”, suited up and all – still wasting hours replying to this here “kid”.

If it’s the former: you should probably get off your mac book pro while “working” at your favorite coffee shop, trim up that beard, and do something with that master’s in self-hate.

If it’s the latter: Is there a number I can call to talk to HR. I don’t feel that whatever company you work for is spending their resources wisely by keeping you employed. Clearly, you’re not making any contribution to them, and I’m sure a 28 yr old would make a much more sound judgement with his time being productive than nerd raging all over a video game forum, on the clock.

Obviously you’re too dumb so I’m not going to waste my time explaining my inference to “corporate america.”

I’m sorry you have some terrible job where your boss logs your hours at work to determine your value. See normal salary positions in technical fields in the real world revolve around your ability to complete projects on time. I guess you’ve never heard of telecommuting or working from home either, obviously everyone needs to clock in their 8 hours everyday and do busy work if they have any free time. Not to mention the time between Christmas and New Years is the slowest time of the year and all the execs are out, but of course you wouldn’t know that since it’s obvious you hold some terrible hourly job.

Glad I could drop more knowledge on you outside of this game as well.

But be my guest and track down where I work, call up HR and find my department out of the 2500 people at my building, and then see how much HR and my manager care about some random dude crying on the internet since it’s obvious you’re mad.

Apparently my videos are bad, my groups are like pugs, I’m not good at updating my personal info on my youtube, apparently my balls somehow got in a vice which I should probably take care of soon, my voice isn’t deep enough since I guess you really like deep man voices, and can’t forget I’m obviously not useful to my company. I applaud all of your solid research on me to dodge the fact you know nothing about this game since you obviously can’t actually post any real or useful information.

You sure are trying really hard. Thanks for being entertaining at least.

P.S. Pretty obvious you’re mad bro, just saying.

Wow, this is STILL going on and it’s now completely irrelevant to the main topic. Man I step away for like a few hours and THIS happens.

Azure Prower.8701:

The one thing that bugs me when doing fractals. A ranger not running with healing spring. Especially when I have an on-demand-spamable-blast-finisher as a thief.

“Heal as one/troll unguent heals for more and I keep moving.”

Guess who went down the most during that run.

Did you try…mentioning that? I’ve been in parties with a lot of thieves. Today, for the first time one of them decided to share that “i got lots of blast finishers, lay fields for me”. And sine I have spammable fire and water field…the two of us maintained 25 might stacks on the party and the bosses were melting. That happened only because he had the bright idea of informing the non-thieves that he’s really good at blasting.

As for the rest…I’m gonna say it one more time:
Those who can use all weapons and all skills equally good already carry all weapons and do use them. Those who don’t do that, simply can’t. For various reason. And if they can’t use a w/e weapon you find more effective, you are trading a competent player for a skill. If you think that’s efficient, well, that’s your opinion. And I disagree with it.

DaveGan.8065:

Is it possible to write any more to say any less?

Also, your (edited) post contains fails on hyphen/dash usage, run-on sentences, many missing commas, extra periods, capitalization inconsistencies, and whatever else I might have missed since English is my second language. It certainly gives off the air of supreme credibility as you try to slam someone else’s understanding of English.

Finally, that you claim you would understand demonstrates that you don’t; reasoning, logic, and inference are not unique to just the English language.

PS: I’d love it if you shared your experiences about puppies being axed, and how you know what it sounds like.

Point out any fails. I’d love to see it English professor. Oh wai…

Strifey.7215:

Obviously you’re too dumb so I’m not going to waste my time explaining my inference to “corporate america.”

I’m sorry you have some terrible job where your boss logs your hours at work to determine your value. See normal salary positions in technical fields in the real world revolve around your ability to complete projects on time. I guess you’ve never heard of telecommuting or working from home either, obviously everyone needs to clock in their 8 hours everyday and do busy work if they have any free time. Not to mention the time between Christmas and New Years is the slowest time of the year and all the execs are out, but of course you wouldn’t know that since it’s obvious you hold some terrible hourly job.

Glad I could drop more knowledge on you outside of this game as well.

But be my guest and track down where I work, call up HR and find my department out of the 2500 people at my building, and then see how much HR and my manager care about some random dude crying on the internet since it’s obvious you’re mad.

Apparently my videos are bad, my groups are like pugs, I’m not good at updating my personal info on my youtube, apparently my balls somehow got in a vice which I should probably take care of soon, my voice isn’t deep enough since I guess you really like deep man voices, and can’t forget I’m obviously not useful to my company. I applaud all of your solid research on me to dodge the fact you know nothing about this game since you obviously can’t actually post any real or useful information.

You sure are trying really hard. Thanks for being entertaining at least.

P.S. Pretty obvious you’re mad bro, just saying.

Even if I told you what I did for a living, you wouldn’t believe it so why would I even waste my time. Just as I don’t believe any of your bullkitten. That’s the beauty of anonymity. But this is me thanking you ahead of time. I’ll enjoy my pension. Your contribution over the last 10 years, and for the next 10 years was well made. Thanks!

This huge bombshell of knowledge you just dropped on me about matters outside of the game made all of your previous posts look half-way intelligent. Now I’m actually starting to get mad. But at myself. It’s bad form to treat the autistic as I have treated you.

In the end, you guys should be thankful. I’ve whole heartedly learned the errors of my ways and I’m exercising my new found elitism and all thanks to you. So I’m actually not mad anymore. Just wanted to clear that up.

TWMagimay.9057:

Did you try…mentioning that? I’ve been in parties with a lot of thieves. Today, for the first time one of them decided to share that “i got lots of blast finishers, lay fields for me”. And sine I have spammable fire and water field…the two of us maintained 25 might stacks on the party and the bosses were melting. That happened only because he had the bright idea of informing the non-thieves that he’s really good at blasting.

I wish I could run into more players like that, honestly. Outside of incidental blasts by people just running through their skills, the only blast finishers that occur for my fields when playing staff support are my own blast finishers (eruption and arcane wave). I would actually go so far as to say we should start a thread to call out people who do exceptionally well at finishing fields because of how rare it seems to be.

As people were not brought to this world by their own will, I agree that everyone has the universal right to basic living. Enjoy your welfare checks pension. I’m happy to contribute to this cause (edit: and I hope others come to understand this viewpoint as well)

Weird, I didn’t know welfare was given out for 20 years for public service. I’ll have to look into that.

evo.8640:

Point out any fails. I’d love to see it English professor. Oh wai…

evo.8640:

And in the case of your level of understanding inference, you’d apply the same understanding resulting in “you’re ad idiot, because you don’t know what inference actually is.”. Rather than than the main theme. That you’re an idiot.

I understand if English is not your primary language.

:|

Maestro.5376:

evo.8640:

Point out any fails. I’d love to see it English professor. Oh wai…

evo.8640:

And in the case of your level of understanding inference, you’d apply the same understanding resulting in “you’re ad idiot, because you don’t know what inference actually is.”. Rather than than the main theme. That you’re an idiot.

I understand if English is not your primary language.

:|

You forgot the two periods around the right quotation mark!

DaveGan.8065:

You forgot the two periods around the right quotation mark!

That’s debatable since he was framing a sentence in the quotations marks as part of a larger sentence.

Grammar police! The go-to place for internet trolls and when there are no legs to stand on for initial differences. Since I’m now an elitist, I’ll join you in this troll past-time so I can fit in here too. Because everyone always proof reads their posts on internet forums and edits them accordingly.

DaveGan.8065:

PS: I’d love it if you shared your experiences about puppies being axed, and how you know what it sounds like.

You don’t use a comma before and if you’re not listing.

DaveGan.8065:

Next up he’ll complain that you didn’t put your high school graduation photo on your profile so he can accuse you of photoshopping out a freckle or making yourself 2 millimeters taller.

You also don’t use numerals unless the number is 10 or greater than 10. Or you’re referencing two numerals in the same sentence.

DaveGan.8065:

Also, your (edited) post contains fails on hyphen/dash usage, run-on sentences, many missing commas, extra periods, capitalization inconsistencies, and whatever else I might have missed since English is my second language.

You also don’t reference someone using run-on sentences when you do it yourself through excessive listing. Overshot that quota by three. You should have known that professor!

Hopefully through editing and trying to live up to your expectations. I think I might have this one nailed. You be the judge. How about we go back and edit all of our mistakes together?

evo.8640:

Because everyone always proof reads their posts on internet forums and edits them accordingly.

B-but I do, professor!

Whenever I make a mistake on a forum that doesn’t allow edits it always makes me feel dirty…

evo.8640:

Hopefully through editing and trying to live up to your expectations.

That’s a fragment, by the way.

evo.8640:

Grammar police! The go-to place for internet trolls and when there are no legs to stand on for initial differences. Since I’m now an elitist, I’ll join you in this troll past-time so I can fit in here too. Because everyone always proof reads their posts on internet forums and edits them accordingly.

You challenged my command of the language. I was merely pointing out the hypocrisy. Now it seems you’re just angry.

DaveGan.8065:

PS: I’d love it if you shared your experiences about puppies being axed, and how you know what it sounds like.

You don’t use a comma before and if you’re not listing.

This is a compound sentence, so the comma is fine. The question still stands, by the way.

DaveGan.8065:

Next up he’ll complain that you didn’t put your high school graduation photo on your profile so he can accuse you of photoshopping out a freckle or making yourself 2 millimeters taller.

You also don’t use numerals unless the number is 10 or greater than 10. Or you’re referencing two numerals in the same sentence.

This one’s on me. I’m going to enjoy seeing how you use this to show my lack of command at the English language.

DaveGan.8065:

Also, your (edited) post contains fails on hyphen/dash usage, run-on sentences, many missing commas, extra periods, capitalization inconsistencies, and whatever else I might have missed since English is my second language.

You also don’t reference someone using run-on sentences when you do it yourself through excessive listing. Overshot that quota by three. You should have known that professor!

Actually, my mistake there was not using a semicolon after “missed”. This is another compound sentence, and the comma separating the sentences is upgraded to semicolon because of the preceding list. A for effort!

Hopefully through editing and trying to live up to your expectations. I think I might have this one nailed. You be the judge. How about we go back and edit all of our mistakes together?

Keep trying! You’ll provide a lot of entertainment as you keep coming up short figure it out someday!

Finally,

evo.8640:

Even if I told you what I did for a living, you wouldn’t believe it so why would I even waste my time.

evo.8640:

Weird, I didn’t know welfare was given out for 20 years for public service. I’ll have to look into that.

The consistency is amazing. So is the fury.

Well I wasn’t talking to you.

I say we form up a club with a dapper name, correct every ones mistakes, including our own. For nothing but in the spirit of new found understanding and a unifying love for doing so. Surely we’ll gain notoriety on the internet made in the name of tolerance.

Except for Strifey. He can be the errand or coffee guy.

evo.8640:

Hopefully through editing and trying to live up to your expectations.

That’s a fragment, by the way.[/quote]

Darn, I probably can’t convince you that I was trying to be clever. I’ll let you take that point.

Man this thread got derailed so quickly…

evo.8640:

DaveGan.8065:

Is it possible to write any more to say any less?

Also, your (edited) post contains fails on hyphen/dash usage, run-on sentences, many missing commas, extra periods, capitalization inconsistencies, and whatever else I might have missed since English is my second language. It certainly gives off the air of supreme credibility as you try to slam someone else’s understanding of English.

Finally, that you claim you would understand demonstrates that you don’t; reasoning, logic, and inference are not unique to just the English language.

PS: I’d love it if you shared your experiences about puppies being axed, and how you know what it sounds like.

Point out any fails. I’d love to see it English professor. Oh wai…

Strifey.7215:

Obviously you’re too dumb so I’m not going to waste my time explaining my inference to “corporate america.”

I’m sorry you have some terrible job where your boss logs your hours at work to determine your value. See normal salary positions in technical fields in the real world revolve around your ability to complete projects on time. I guess you’ve never heard of telecommuting or working from home either, obviously everyone needs to clock in their 8 hours everyday and do busy work if they have any free time. Not to mention the time between Christmas and New Years is the slowest time of the year and all the execs are out, but of course you wouldn’t know that since it’s obvious you hold some terrible hourly job.

Glad I could drop more knowledge on you outside of this game as well.

But be my guest and track down where I work, call up HR and find my department out of the 2500 people at my building, and then see how much HR and my manager care about some random dude crying on the internet since it’s obvious you’re mad.

Apparently my videos are bad, my groups are like pugs, I’m not good at updating my personal info on my youtube, apparently my balls somehow got in a vice which I should probably take care of soon, my voice isn’t deep enough since I guess you really like deep man voices, and can’t forget I’m obviously not useful to my company. I applaud all of your solid research on me to dodge the fact you know nothing about this game since you obviously can’t actually post any real or useful information.

You sure are trying really hard. Thanks for being entertaining at least.

P.S. Pretty obvious you’re mad bro, just saying.

Even if I told you what I did for a living, you wouldn’t believe it so why would I even waste my time. Just as I don’t believe any of your bullkitten. That’s the beauty of anonymity. But this is me thanking you ahead of time. I’ll enjoy my pension. Your contribution over the last 10 years, and for the next 10 years was well made. Thanks!

This huge bombshell of knowledge you just dropped on me about matters outside of the game made all of your previous posts look half-way intelligent. Now I’m actually starting to get mad. But at myself. It’s bad form to treat the autistic as I have treated you.

In the end, you guys should be thankful. I’ve whole heartedly learned the errors of my ways and I’m exercising my new found elitism and all thanks to you. So I’m actually not mad anymore. Just wanted to clear that up.

Sweet I have autism now and have no clue how my job works, wonder what it feels like to be this mad and bad. I wonder what stupid excuse your going to come up with next to justify your failure at providing anything relevant in this thread.

I like your useless comments to everyone else calling out your stupid posts as well, your really proving everyone wrong, good job bro.

Hi everyone,

As this topic has derailed, we are closing it. Please, in the future refrain from this behaviour and try to keep the threads constructive and helpful.

Thanks for your understanding