Guild Wars 2

Amen!

Good thing this was saved!

Is this alternate ending of movie called heartbrave? By gel mibson

I remember reading the original over a month ago. it read differently than this. it was better, more poetic. and im pretty sure fenrir’s not the one who wrote that original. nobody saved it? I remember somebody had copied it into his sig.

Anierna.6918:

I remember reading the original over a month ago. it read differently than this. it was better, more poetic. and im pretty sure fenrir’s not the one who wrote that original. nobody saved it? I remember somebody had copied it into his sig.

I was the one who wrote it and also did add a little more on this one.
You’re just having a case of rosy retrospection. :P

I wrote it out of my head on a topic that was deleted more than a month ago. It was in response of a guy who had a bad experience with pugs and said “Comfort me, Elitists!”.

Took me a while to find it again, though.

This is the original:

Worry not and put your trust in the Holy Trinity of DPS.

May Power, the Father grant you His Might to rain death in the form of large numbers on top of your enemies.
May Precision, the Son, with His Fury guide your blades into the flimsiest of their armor.
May Critical Damage, the Holy Spirit, imbue you to magnify the virtues of both, the Father and the Son, so that your blows may fall heavy on your foes taking on the shape of more hard-hitting crits.

May you never degenerate and fall to the poor misguided ways of the Valkyrie, the nefarious path of the Soldier or the profane lane of the Rabid.

May your faith in the Berserker never falter, your Fury never quenched and your Might always stacked to 25.
Amen.

Fenrir did write the original, and yes I linked it in my siggy before. This version is nearly identical.

Dat 2 min FC :<

A++ would pray again

FenrirSlakt.3692:

Remember to always place your trust into the Holy Trinity of DPS.

• May Power, the Father grant you His Might to rain death in the form of large numbers on top of your enemies.
• May Precision, the Son, with His Fury guide your blades into the flimsiest of their armor.
• May Critical Damage, the Holy Spirit, imbue you and magnify the virtues of both, the Father and the Son, so that your blows may fall heavy on your foes taking on the shape of more hard-hitting crits.

Spared and blessed be the followers of the Assassin that, though slightly bent on their ways, share our vision of smooth and efficient speedruns.

May you never degenerate and fall and be led astray to the misguided ways of the Rampager, or the nefarious path of the Soldier, or the wretched lanes of the Rabid.

May your faith in the Berserker never falter, your Fury never quenched, and your Might always stacked to 25.
For Great Justice!
Amen.

Sig ’em.

P.S: 5 min FC is painful.

Seems like as good a place as any.

Courtesy of Manowar, Sons of Odin.

Onward into the heart of battle,
Fought the sons of Odin,
Outnumbered many times,
Still, they fought on,
Blood poured fourth from their wounds,
Deep into the earth,
Vultures waited for the broken shells,
That once were bodies,
But Odin alone would choose the day,
They would enter Valhalla,
And in their hour of need,
He sent forth unto them The Berserker Rage!
Now gods and men,
They rose up from the ground,
Screaming like wild animals,
Such is the gift of absolute power!
No blade or weapon would harm them,
They killed them and horses alike,
And all who stood before them died that day.

Hail Gods Of War!!!!!

Iris Ng.9845:

FenrirSlakt.3692:

Remember to always place your trust into the Holy Trinity of DPS.

• May Power, the Father grant you His Might to rain death in the form of large numbers on top of your enemies.
• May Precision, the Son, with His Fury guide your blades into the flimsiest of their armor.
• May Critical Damage, the Holy Spirit, imbue you and magnify the virtues of both, the Father and the Son, so that your blows may fall heavy on your foes taking on the shape of more hard-hitting crits.

Spared and blessed be the followers of the Assassin that, though slightly bent on their ways, share our vision of smooth and efficient speedruns.

May you never degenerate and fall and be led astray to the misguided ways of the Rampager, or the nefarious path of the Soldier, or the wretched lanes of the Rabid.

May your faith in the Berserker never falter, your Fury never quenched, and your Might always stacked to 25.
For Great Justice!
Amen.

Sig ’em.

P.S: 5 min FC is painful.

Amen!

P.S. 0 FC because I’ve been a good little poster (or I’m currently mist forming through the forums)

MastaNeenja.1537:

Seems like as good a place as any.

Courtesy of Manowar, Sons of Odin.

Onward into the heart of battle,
Fought the sons of Odin,
Outnumbered many times,
Still, they fought on,
Blood poured fourth from their wounds,
Deep into the earth,
Vultures waited for the broken shells,
That once were bodies,
But Odin alone would choose the day,
They would enter Valhalla,
And in their hour of need,
He sent forth unto them The Berserker Rage!
Now gods and men,
They rose up from the ground,
Screaming like wild animals,
Such is the gift of absolute power!
No blade or weapon would harm them,
They killed them and horses alike,
And all who stood before them died that day.

Hail Gods Of War!!!!!

Hahahahahhahahahahahha Yes, this was what came to my mind upon reading this!! Oh man xD xD

I blast that song from time to time when ever i play GW2, it gets me super pumped because it’s cheesy awesome from start to finish.

Glory and fame, blood is our name!
Souls full of thunder, hearts of steel
Killers of men, of warriors, friend
sworn to avenge our fallen brothers!

and back on topic, good oath!

Need to pray again, bumping all the way back up!

This needs to be stickied

Major kudos to the OP.

Made some slight changes.

rip ferocity, always in our hearts

Yeah, but now I’m way cuter and I have more bolts and sunrise and whatnot. That gives a morale boost and thus increases dps

Amen.

I think we all needed this post lol. OP I love you.

For the kitten s to find this easily.

FenrirSlakt.3692:

Remember to always place your trust in the Holy Trinity of DPS.

• May Power, the Father grant you His Might to rain death in the form of large numbers on top of your enemies.
• May Precision, the Son, with His Fury guide your blades into the flimsiest of their armor.
• Though fallen, may Ferocity, the Holy Spirit, imbue you and magnify the virtues of both, the Father and the Son, so that your blows may fall heavy on your foes taking on the shape of more hard-hitting crits.

Spared and blessed be the followers of the Assassin that, though slightly bent on their ways, share our vision of smooth and efficient speedruns.

May you never degenerate and fall and be led astray to the misguided ways of the Rampager, or the nefarious path of the Soldier, or the wretched lanes of the Rabid.

May your faith in the Berserker never falter, your Fury never quenched, and your Might always stacked to 25.
For Great Justice!
Amen.

Amen.

FenrirSlakt.3692:

Remember to always place your trust in the Holy Trinity of DPS.

• May Power, the Father grant you His Might to rain death in the form of large numbers on top of your enemies.
• May Precision, the Son, with His Fury guide your blades into the flimsiest of their armor.
• Though fallen, may Ferocity, the Holy Spirit, imbue you and magnify the virtues of both, the Father and the Son, so that your blows may fall heavy on your foes taking on the shape of more hard-hitting crits.

Spared and blessed be the followers of the Assassin that, though slightly bent on their ways, share our vision of smooth and efficient speedruns.

May you never degenerate and fall and be led astray to the misguided ways of the Rampager, or the nefarious path of the Soldier, or the wretched lanes of the Rabid.

May your faith in the Berserker never falter, your Fury never quenched, and your Might always stacked to 25.
For Great Justice!
Amen.

Amen.

FenrirSlakt.3692:

Remember to always place your trust in the Holy Trinity of DPS.

• May Power, the Father grant you His Might to rain death in the form of large numbers on top of your enemies.
• May Precision, the Son, with His Fury guide your blades into the flimsiest of their armor.
• Though fallen, may Ferocity, the Holy Spirit, imbue you and magnify the virtues of both, the Father and the Son, so that your blows may fall heavy on your foes taking on the shape of more hard-hitting crits.

Spared and blessed be the followers of the Assassin that, though slightly bent on their ways, share our vision of smooth and efficient speedruns.

May you never degenerate and fall and be led astray to the misguided ways of the Rampager, or the nefarious path of the Soldier, or the wretched lanes of the Rabid.

May your faith in the Berserker never falter, your Fury never quenched, and your Might always stacked to 25.
For Great Justice!
Amen.

Amen, Oh Almighty Trinity, may Thy fury be unleashed against the target

But but.. what about PVT ? Oh wait, wrong thread!
Amen.

As much as I hate to bump my own threads, I think it’ll be better if I post this here.

1 And I, the Lord Power, spake unto the players, saying: That Healing Power, whom thou hast refused, is the same which was from the beginning, and he came before me, saying—Behold, here am I, send me, I will be thy son, and I will haltingly clear all dungeons, that one casual player shall not be downed or kicked, and surely I will do it; wherefore give me thine Might.

2 But, behold, my Beloved Son, Precision, which was my Beloved and Chosen from the beginning, said unto me—Father, thy will be done, and the Might be thine forever.

3 Wherefore, because that Healing Power rebelled against me, and sought to drag out the dungeon runs of players, which I, the Lord Power, had given him, and also, that I should give unto him mine own Might; by the Fury of mine Only Begotten, I caused that he should be cast down.

4 And he became Cleric’s, yea, even the Magi’s, the father of all lethargy, to slow down and to impede men, and to lead them captive to his PuGs, even as many as would not hearken unto my Shouts.

/kneel in reverence

FenrirSlakt.3692:

As much as I hate to bump my own threads, I think it’ll be better if I post this here.

1 And I, the Lord Power, spake unto the players, saying: That Healing Power, whom thou hast refused, is the same which was from the beginning, and he came before me, saying—Behold, here am I, send me, I will be thy son, and I will haltingly clear all dungeons, that one casual player shall not be downed or kicked, and surely I will do it; wherefore give me thine Might.

2 But, behold, my Beloved Son, Precision, which was my Beloved and Chosen from the beginning, said unto me—Father, thy will be done, and the Might be thine forever.

3 Wherefore, because that Healing Power rebelled against me, and sought to drag out the dungeon runs of players, which I, the Lord Power, had given him, and also, that I should give unto him mine own Might; by the Fury of mine Only Begotten, I caused that he should be cast down.

4 And he became Cleric’s, yea, even the Magi’s, the father of all lethargy, to slow down and to impede men, and to lead them captive to his PuGs, even as many as would not hearken unto my Shouts.

Praise the lord, praise the son, praise the spirit!
Amen.
whispering that “yea” is kinda out of place…

I “think” know what he probably means its the spelling that is getting me. its “yay”

Im struggling to remember all those forced Sundays now.

“Yea” as in “Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.”
(Psa 23:4 KJV)

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yea

kitten is wrong with the english language.
/shakes head

English is pretty weird.

Ah so it is spelt that way. I dont know why I thought it was yae.

Yeehaw?

Yay!

A plea for forgiveness

“Have mercy on me, O Lord,
according to your unfailing power;
according to your great might
blot out my transgressions.
Wash away all my toughness
and cleanse me from my healing power.
For I know my transgressions,
and my sin is always before me.
Against you, and my group, have I sinned
and done what is evil in your sight;
so you are right in your verdict
and justified when you judge.
Surely I was sinful at character creation,
sinful from the time my mother pressed next.
Yet you desired faithfulness even in the AC’s tomb;
you taught me wisdom in that secret place.
Cleanse me with Fury, and I will be clean;
wash me, to that I will crit higher.
Let me hear joy and gladness;
let the bones I have crushed rejoice.
Hide your face from my sins
and blot out all my magic find.
Create in me a pure berserker, O Lord,
and renew steadfast ferocity within me.
Do not cast me from your presence
or take your Holy Spirit from me.
Restore to me the joy of your might
and grant me a willing boon, to sustain me.
Then I will teach transgressors your ways,
so that sinners will turn back to you.
Deliver me from the guilt of slowness, O Lord,
you who are Lord, my Might,
and my tongue will sing of great justice.
Open my lips, Lord,
and my mouth will declare your praise.
“For Great Justice!

OT- I have taken to reciting a prayer before each of my runs. I have yet to have a bad group since…. Coincidence? I think not.

thats just …awesome lol

amen bro

Amen x2.

Will we also have a prayer to the Conjure that is both Fiery and Great?

You have my sword! /cough

rojak.1894:

Amen x2.

Will we also have a prayer to the Conjure that is both Fiery and Great?

cough Sorry for bumping after all this time.

In our scriptures, we’ll write of the Conjure that is both Fiery and Great (and sword), so that our posterity can comprehend the power we once mastered.
We shall sing prayers of gratefulness and appreciation for that which we once were allowed to hold in our undeserving hands.

Hallelujah.

Amen. 15 chars.

/kneels and prays silently

All hail the clusterkitten further enlighted by the magic that is our Lord Time Warp

Though the Conjure that was both Fiery and Great has fallen, we must not forget it’s Icy brother who gives us five seconds to act and shower larger enemies with it’s righteous Storm!