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Posted by: Randulf.7614

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We share the same Guardian build

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Posted by: Rozbuska.5263

Rozbuska.5263

Awesome:-D

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Posted by: Jahroots.6791

Jahroots.6791

Heh. Saw a ranger in PvP who’d named his pet wolf ‘Sheep’, that tickled me.

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Posted by: Neural.1824

Neural.1824

I’ll bet that when they change pets, the names stick.

Where are my gem sales? I want gem sales! Nerf EVERYTHING!

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

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What a studly GM.

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Posted by: dkspins.4670

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Wow! An ArenaNet employee playing a Ranger – be still my beating heart! YES!

My Asuran Ranger is named Beeste (like Beast), my Stalker is named Beauty .

I’m just glad to see someone from ArenaNet playing a ranger, was so weary of being the red-headed stepchild LOL

7k hr, 13k AP, 16 char, all classes 80 Sadly, 3.5k hr. Ranger

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Posted by: LamanKnight.3650

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MyLooks ,so if the pet kills you in pvp it says MyLooks killed Baron, i was like lol

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Posted by: Paradox.1380

Paradox.1380

My bears name is “Bearbow Math R Hard” Those who know.. will get it =D

-It’s Lady Paradox- Sweet Adrenaline
“What Part Of Living Says You Gotta Die?
I Plan On Burnin Through Another 9 Lives”

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Posted by: SpellOfIniquity.1780

SpellOfIniquity.1780

Hey, ANet.. While you’re at making witty names for your pets how about you address the Ranger sparring NPC that’s been MIA for the last… How long now? 6 months or more.. Or forever for all I know.

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Posted by: Genlog.4983

Genlog.4983

i always play bear/bow love it so much the bear pets are very good tankers
and my brown bear name is Sandy and have a little brown bear mini pet to so cute

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Wow! An ArenaNet employee playing a Ranger – be still my beating heart! YES!

My Asuran Ranger is named Beeste (like Beast), my Stalker is named Beauty .

I’m just glad to see someone from ArenaNet playing a ranger, was so weary of being the red-headed stepchild LOL

Oh hey, no surprise there. Rangers are great! In fact, I have played Rangers since 2002 (when the bow was first added to the dev build) and I have no intention of stopping any time soon. It is my favorite profession of all. <3

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Posted by: IceBlink.4317

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I usually name my pet, regardless of what animal it is, “Emergency Rations”. :o

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Posted by: Rin Taou.2485

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Spider & Pig: Charlotte & Wilbur

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Posted by: Sins.4782

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I once saw a Jaguar named ‘Juvenile Brown Bear’.

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Spider & Pig: Charlotte & Wilbur

Love the reference. (Great book!)

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Posted by: Donari.5237

Donari.5237

My ranger’s a norn, so I went to an Old Norse dictionary to pick names, with some tweaking to make them sound good to me. Then thanks to the constant name loss on swap, I had to make a Word list to remember them … so I have things like my jungle stalker Kelda (means spot), my jungle spider Eitretta (poison eight), my alpine wolf Issulfr (ice wolf).

The only name I did without that dictionary trick was my Blue Moa Fjordpiner. Hopefully someone will get the reference

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Posted by: PaxTheGreatOne.9472

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My Sharks name is Fish Stick
My Salamander Drake Barbie Q
My Reef Drake is called Wazzat

That’s on my secondary ranger, He’s running a beastmaster build…

My prime ranger is a Eagle-Eye Longbow Ranger, he uses a stalker for might and a fern hound for regen He just kills the food and they eat it when he goes to collect his loot. as he’s so adept at killing stuff by himself the 2 decided to follow him, but there has not been a moment he was wondering how to name them. They live on the spoils of war…. leaching as he moves through the world.

23 lvl 80’s, 9 times map, 4ele, 4ncr, 3war, 3grd, 3rgr, 2thf, 2msm, 1eng, 1 rev.
Been There, Done That & Will do it again…except maybe world completion.

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Posted by: LadySwan.8751

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I have a juvenile armor fish called " Gimmedatfilletofish" Gimme dat fillet o fish. i couldnt fit it all in there like wanted to but i was close enough. I couldn’t resist naming it that and it has stuck.

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

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My pet wolf is named Thurston Howl. If I could rename my Goedulf, it’d be “Lovey”, naturally.

Underwater, my pet Marsh Drake goes by Godzilla Precursor. I can’t wait to finish my Legendary Pet!

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Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
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Posted by: Ykfox.3825

Ykfox.3825

I still occasionally use the infamous name that was at least briefly popular in GW1…

‘Spare Corpse’ – Necromancer/Ranger anyone?

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Posted by: Elrey.5472

Elrey.5472

Godzilla precursor is epic hahaha, my favourite so far.

I got a ranger friend that name his pets after some guildies. His bear is named “Aens the pooh” because my main character is named Aens. He also got a drake often called “Toothless” from How to train your dragon.

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Posted by: Valandil Dragonhart.2371

Valandil Dragonhart.2371

My ranger’s Jaguar is Captain Pounce. The Drake obtained from Southsun is called La Pesadilla Roja (Spanish for The Red Nightmare), and when she’s idle, she dances with her friend.

See, she’s a bit old school, likes to hark back to the days when GW2 dancing was a more novel experience.

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Not luck and credit cards.”

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Posted by: Paradox.1380

Paradox.1380

So my second accounts ranger hit 80 today, so I celebrated and named my new brown bear “Talon” I am pleased with myself.

-It’s Lady Paradox- Sweet Adrenaline
“What Part Of Living Says You Gotta Die?
I Plan On Burnin Through Another 9 Lives”

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Posted by: Makani Eldrinn.5638

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I have a ranger named “I Luv Moas” pet names for him goes as follows:
Pink Moa > Pink Moa
Bear > Fuzzy Moa
Reef Drake > Scaly Moa
Jellyfish > Squishy Moa
Devourer > Pointy Moa
Black Widow > Might not be Moa
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Posted by: Brow.9425

Brow.9425

I saw a ranger named Arrrrggghhh. He had a black panther named “The Black Beast of Arrrrggghhh”.

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Posted by: Embrace The Bold.7619

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I’m sorry but Moon Moon is far superior (yes a dev’s pet is named moon moon XD).

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Posted by: Liege Tai.8249

Liege Tai.8249

My guardian calls his pet wolf Cantha… because he doesn’t exist .

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Posted by: Embrace The Bold.7619

Embrace The Bold.7619

My guardian calls his pet wolf Cantha… because he doesn’t exist .

right in my feels Q.Q.

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Posted by: Elrey.5472

Elrey.5472

El Pesadilla Roja (Spanish for The Red Nightmare).

Sorry to break your bubble, but you had got it wrong all the time. The red nightmare in spanish would be “La pesadilla roja”. The nightmares are considered females in our country, for any reason that i don’t even know O,o.

Reading “El pesadilla roja” is as bad as “They lion guard”. Please fix it ^^

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Posted by: johnnymiller.5968

johnnymiller.5968

Not sure about best ever names (my own). Here goes though.

Jaguar – Dark knight
Wolf – Big Bad Wolf
Pig – Im a Boar
Devour – Sacrificial pet (because all the npc’s are obsessed with targeting it, instead of my ranger).
Raven – chocolate bomb

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Posted by: Kwith.8321

Kwith.8321

My black panther is named Bagheera and my raven is called Nevermore.

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Posted by: Valandil Dragonhart.2371

Valandil Dragonhart.2371

El Pesadilla Roja (Spanish for The Red Nightmare).

Sorry to break your bubble, but you had got it wrong all the time. The red nightmare in spanish would be “La pesadilla roja”. The nightmares are considered females in our country, for any reason that i don’t even know O,o.

Reading “El pesadilla roja” is as bad as “They lion guard”. Please fix it ^^

You know something? For 8 months I had it as ‘La’ but I double checked it only recently and some translator brought it up as ‘El’. /shrug

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Posted by: Cuchullain.3104

Cuchullain.3104

My wolf is named “Undercover Sheep” and my jungle spider is “I Ate Lil Ms Muffet.” My bear is “Sits in the Woods.”

Other pets I like to name “Juvenile Delinquent” due to the huge number of pets running around with the “Juvenile XXX” default name. Always fun when people catch the change.

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Posted by: Oenanthe.6549

Oenanthe.6549

Most of my pets aren’t named, mainly due to the naming problems back in the beginning when I just gave up trying to keep a name tag on them. Two however are.
A bear named Necessities
and a raven named Matthew (may not mean a lot unless you have read Neil Gaimen’s Sandman books)

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Posted by: SyllyReth.2495

SyllyReth.2495

I have a ranger friend that runs around with his moas – Moa Money and Moa Problems.

My Lashtail is named Gross.

edit: Almost forgot my brown bear (when I use him) is Not so Gentle Ben

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Posted by: tigirius.9014

tigirius.9014

Unfortunately everytime I name my pet it’s got the same bug it’s had for a long time now. When I switch pets it loses it’s name completely.

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

My ranger is Dewey Killem and has a polar bear named Howe (Dewey Killem & Howe).
Devour: I Was Kidnapped
Fern Dog: Spot
Armored Fish: Mean Mr Mustard
Forest Spider: Call Me Ishmael
Black Widow Spider: I Look Like A Tick
Hyena: Juvenile Hall

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Posted by: Kross.6428

Kross.6428

One of my rangers has a devourer named “Molotov Rocktail”. Too bad it doesn’t cause as much devastation as its namesake…

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Molotov_Rocktail

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Posted by: Lord Wolfbane I V.7628

Lord Wolfbane I V.7628

A few of my Ranger pet names
Bear : Necessities
Reef Drake : Sir Francis
Shark : Gums
Wolf : Diefenbaker
Black Widow: Mr Tickles
and from GW1 my Croc: I Ate Mick Dundee …….i really miss my croc, any chance they will appear in Silverwastes zones ? hint hint

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Posted by: Eileane.3845

Eileane.3845

Hardly play my ranger but my shark is called “Gums”

Boxie Togg (main)… probably Tyrias only Asuran Mesmer that ultimately fails at jumping puzzles
Stinky McLane… the only Necro known to have a toothpaste fetish
Lefty (give me a second) Fiddlesticks… one Engineer, two clumbsy hands…

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Posted by: GOSU.9574

GOSU.9574

Juvenile Brown Bear

It is insanely popular.

Hey dude you are walking into a wall.

smack..Wut?…smack…smack…

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Posted by: Corpus.6543

Corpus.6543

My Sylvari named “Hes Called The Twig” has a pet Arctodus named “Jeremy Clarkson.” I was bored. >.<

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Posted by: Elenire.7306

Elenire.7306

I rarely use them but I name my Moas “Lawn Moa”.

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Posted by: DanteZero.9736

DanteZero.9736

I bet no one knows what game I’m an absolute fanboy of…

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Posted by: Kamikae.9536

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Black Moa named Count Zu Heltzer
Because he was the ruler of Echovald Forest!

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Posted by: Bathos.6341

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I’ve changed my ranger’s pets recently. But at one time I had an Eagle called Eddy. (if you’re British and 30+you’ll get that joke). While the other pet was a Brown Bear called “General Vladimir” (RA2)!
One time while experimenting with Devourers I named mine “Rocktail Jr”

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Posted by: Etien.4601

Etien.4601

My ranger is a female and thus my pet’s name is “She beats me”

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Posted by: Miku.6297

Miku.6297

My ranger’s favorite pet is Jawesome! Hes a shark ~

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ToT.7018

Bear – Grylls
Shark – Bruce