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Posted by: Donari.5237

Donari.5237

I miss this from old LA:

“You’re wasting your time. Nothing ever happens in the suburbs.” After a few guild induction gatherings at that tavern, that line became a running gag for us.

And I didn’t think much of it for a bit, it was just a line, until a guildie confessed she always tried to come up with endings for the bandit’s death cry of:

“Now I’ll never ….”

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Posted by: Michael.8562

Michael.8562

These are great!

My absolute favorite is the conversation between the two gate attendants in Rata Sum about a practical joke:

Attendant 1: “And he bought it?”
Attendant 2: “Totally. He entered the gate holding up his pants!”
Attendant 1: literally rolls on the floor laughing – I love his laugh.

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Posted by: Endless Soul.5178

Endless Soul.5178

~a random Charr Hunter appears through the portal at Camp Resolve carrying a keg~

Vigil Warmaster Wylliam: “Just what do you think you’re doing with that keg, soldier?”
Hunter: “Carrying it?”
Vigil Warmaster Wylliam: (sigh) "I meant, what is your intent?’
Hunter: “We were…intending, uh, to raise a mug in your honor, sir”
Vigil Warmaster Wylliam: “Right. You can just put that back wherever it came from.”
Hunter: “I – yes sir.”

~The Charr Hunter hurries back through the portal~

Asura characters: Zerina | Myndee | Rissa | Jaxxi | Feyyt | Bekka | Sixx | Akee | Tylee | Nuumy
| Claara
Your skin will wrinkle and your youth will fade, but your soul is endless.

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Posted by: AegisRunestone.8672

AegisRunestone.8672

http://i.imgur.com/ZDgfYxp.jpg

And “May all your theories be sound.” – Female asura saying good-bye

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Posted by: Sligh.2789

Sligh.2789

“Stuff, stuff, stuffy stuff”. I always laugh when I hear it.

Also the Char Vigil Crusader on the wall at Deadman’s Reach in Sparkfly. He is the only musical Charr I have seen. They should have given him the name Frank Ironsinatra. Whenever I am in the map, I have to go listen to him.

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Posted by: Subutex.2416

Subutex.2416

How could I forget Spire:
“Stand back. Watch me push a button.”

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

“Stuff, stuff, stuffy stuff”. I always laugh when I hear it.

Also the Char Vigil Crusader on the wall at Deadman’s Reach in Sparkfly. He is the only musical Charr I have seen. They should have given him the name Frank Ironsinatra. Whenever I am in the map, I have to go listen to him.

Charr are apparently quite musical~
We mustn’t forget Roj the Rowdy Butcher and his meat song. ]}:3

Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632

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Posted by: Spirited Was Eceni.3869

Spirited Was Eceni.3869

These are great, so many more good lines and conversations everywhere you go.

My Asura necro when making a Flesh Golem: this one’s kinda cute.
After it dies: I didn’t think it would pop like that!
Upon receiving retaliation: go ahead, hit me!
Random guy in human home instance: that’s very reasonable, I’ll take two my good man. (It’s the way he says it)

“Judge a person’s character by how they behave when given anonymity.”

Welcome to the Internet, exposing characters since the early 80’s.

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Posted by: Endless Soul.5178

Endless Soul.5178

Random Citizen in Divinity’s Reach:

“Ran into an Asura, called me a “bookah.” I think she was hitting on me."

Bwhahaa!

Asura characters: Zerina | Myndee | Rissa | Jaxxi | Feyyt | Bekka | Sixx | Akee | Tylee | Nuumy
| Claara
Your skin will wrinkle and your youth will fade, but your soul is endless.

(edited by Endless Soul.5178)

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Posted by: AegisRunestone.8672

AegisRunestone.8672

“Demmi’s been kidnapped by pirates! Cool! I mean.. interesting.” – Tybalt.

Tybalt, you will be sorely missed. :’(

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Just a flesh wound.3589

Norn in Hoelbrak speaking to a woman. “I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to set your mother on fire.”

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Random lines:

NPC1 – Do you think it is safe to have a shooting range so close to a tavern.
NPC2 – Sure, we only had one casualty in the last week.

Char soldiers at Moorwatch Tower:
“Do you think cows migrate?”
“What?”
“You know, like birds.”
“Don’t be stupid. There’s no such thing as flying cows!”
“Maybe it was an exotic cow. From someplace far away.”
“Get it through you thick skull, there’s no such thing as flying cows!”
“Hey you hear that? I thought I heard a ‘Moo’ just now.”
“What?! Where?! Incoming!”
“Hahahah! Just kidding.”
“Do that again and I’ll kill you!”

Look, I TOLD you I’m sorry; I didn’t MEAN to set your mother on fire!

Asura researching skrit:
“We’ve confirmed two skrit are smarter than one. And three are smarter than two.”
“So we’re just measuring skrit for brains.”
“You’ve been just dying to say that haven’t you?”

You : Hello
Homeless Guy : Hello, welcome to my house, you seem friendly
You : So… you live there?
Homeless Guy : Yeah, i get an awesome view of the cows
You : You like cows?
Homeless Guy : Yeah, a lot. They smell bad, though.

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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lLobo.7960

“Now watch me push a bottom… Oh, maybe I’ll flip a lever.”

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Djahlat.9610

“By Ogden’s Hammer! What savings!”

-“Your face is funny. All squished and weird.”
-“No, your face is funny. It’s like a little raisin.”

RIP old Lion’s Arch.
(we should find another way of calling it like that, as Old Lion’s Arch is the LA from GW1. Probably Lion’s Arch V2 would fit better)

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nathanjameson.3542

“Hang on…things are about to get GHOSTY!”
—event in western Diessa Plateau

“I have on my fighting coiffure!”
—Lord Faren, human personal story

Karma Express – Norn Guardian commander

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Posted by: Linfang.1087

Linfang.1087

“I’m rich you know…”

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Posted by: Belenus.9132

Belenus.9132

How about one of mine, the character is a big Norn named Liulfr Walmart with a face only a mother could love. His catch phrase is, “You WHAT?!” and his means of identifying himself is, “I am Liulfr Walmart, son of Gizor Shiftygaze the horse thief, and Gudrin Dredgesplitter the husband-beater! Cousin to Dridke Horseshragger, and descendant of Lentel Frothmouth the unhinged!”

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Missywink.7162

My Asuran engineer when he gets up from being downed “Guess who’s back”.

Or again on my engineer “You don’t know it yet, but your about to die”

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Posted by: Ringsound.7806

Ringsound.7806

So we just run in there and yell, “Hello, bad guys, surrender or die”?

my favorite remain this one

and the reply is

Right, then. Don’t worry about “hello,” just skip straight to “surrender or die.”

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Posted by: CETheLucid.3964

CETheLucid.3964

“You lose.”
- Male charr PC on crit

Just a cold matter of fact way in the charr voice. I always feel awesome when I get that line and waste someone in PvP.

Close second is “Boom, headshot!” when I have my longbow out. My charr doesn’t play around.

My Asuran engineer when he gets up from being downed “Guess who’s back”.

I like that one too. The smug way he says it is a touch of awesome, considering he almost died… XD

“Guess who’s back? It’s me. -insertlennyfacehere-”

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Arobain.8274

" When I find the parties responsible for this, the furrowing of my brow will be epic! "

Asura personal story if you choose Val-A golem, it happens when they go crazy in the council chambers

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Farzo.8410

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Captain Prinny.6492

‘’Listen, I think we have more spies!’’

ARGH!

Pretty much every line spoken in the lvl 20 PS of Norn where you passed out drunk in a tavern.

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Posted by: DresdenAllblack.1249

DresdenAllblack.1249

When Tybalt gets transformed into Demi Beetlestone…

“Look at my…apples.”

Angelina is free game again.
Crystal Desert

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Posted by: AegisRunestone.8672

AegisRunestone.8672

When Tybalt gets transformed into Demi Beetlestone…

“Look at my…apples.”

Actually, think he says, “… and I have a lovely set of… apples.”

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Posted by: bexbz.1905

bexbz.1905

My personal favourite is:

Lionguard Thetan: I don’t trust lip-smilers.
Lionguard Morris: Lip-smilers?
Lionguard Thetan: People who smile with just lips. They’re obviously hiding something.

We talked about this in our guild awhile ago and here were some other winners:

“they say distance makes the heart grow fonder, so could you go away?”

" I can’t believe I’m being ordered around by talking trees and mice…"

“When I grow up, I want to be an Oakheart!” -Sylvari during Belcher’s Bluff

and of course, “I…. ENJOY PIE!”

Necro Main Forever!
((helping out non-thinkers since 1989))

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vumn.8152

“I make a pretty good team.” – Charr male upon finishing his own combo field

“I have attained the awesome.” – Charr male upon level-up.

There was also a pair of NPCs in Black Citadel, and when you walk by them, sometimes one says, “Shh, someone’s coming.”

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Ariurotl.3718

Overheard in Sparkfly Fen:

- Admiral, must you stand right there? You’re hindering my surveillance.
- I am a part of the view, Mate Watt. One might say I’m integral to this scene.
- Perhaps if you got more exercise, you’d be somewhat less integral.
- I say! Jealousy does not become you.

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Posted by: XDeathShadowX.2619

XDeathShadowX.2619

One I like is the chef in silverwastes
“I’m not crying, it’s the onions. Don’t look at me!”

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RedDeadFred.1256

“I feel six feet tall!” Always puts a smile on my face when my happy little warrior charges into battle.

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Menadena.7482

“I have attained the awesome.” – Charr male upon level-up.

Npw I have to search yotube. All of my characters are female.

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Posted by: Agemnon.4608

Agemnon.4608

I don’t know about favorite (don’t want to spoil too much but Tylbalt says it) but I don’t like how the sylvari conversation about the sky being blue contradicts the headcanon that they can see near infrared (so not heat vision like snakes, which is far IR but radiation functionally like visible light only it isn’t visible to us).

Since plants can reflect near infrared (in other words, plants merely give off the illusion of green while they’re actually a mix between green and some other color us humans can’t even comprehend due to limitations of our vision) it’s logical to assume that sylvari vision would see it. This would make the sky appear very different to them.

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Posted by: Thea Tis Selinis.4320

Thea Tis Selinis.4320

My definite favourite is when my thief says: – “Is it just me, or am I amazing?”
I made her based on myself so it makes it even cooler to hear her saying that xDD

I also love when she says: – Like fine wine, I just keep getting better!

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Posted by: Paulytnz.7619

Paulytnz.7619

Oh I have got a new one.

“It will work because I said so”.

Since when did this business of being a hero become being a business?

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Posted by: Valandil Dragonhart.2371

Valandil Dragonhart.2371

2012 iteration of LA:

male human NPC: “Did you see what he was selling?”
male norn NPC: “By Ogden’s Hammer, WHAT SAVINGS!”

I gotta say I don’t miss all the WvW NPC recruiters spouting off incessantly at the portals to WvW, but of the original ones, only one remains… and it’s the Asura. They’re like kittenroaches.

The old-school Arrow-Key warrior.
“Obtaining a legendary should be done through legendary feats…
Not luck and credit cards.”

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Posted by: Menadena.7482

Menadena.7482

It would be a tie.

Tybalt: ’ What part of “secret society” wasn’t explained to you? Keep your voice down, Initiate, and pretend you’re buying an apple.’

Sya: ‘Scarlet destroyed so much in the blink of an eye. It reminded me how short life is and how we should spend every moment embracing who we are.’

Second place for pure cuteness is Snikk:
’I’m using my magic feet…go!’