Guild Wars 2

Now it’s show time guys !

Wether you like her or not (and many people hate her), Scarlet has to die one day.
Let’s just imagine how :

1) Eaten by a dragon (or two)
2) Roasted in the Thaumanova Reactor
3) Scrambled by one of her improbable invention
4) Beheaded by her hairdresser beacause she’s a real hair-pain
5) Killed by the destiny’s edge beacause she really speak too much for nothing
6) Death out of despair since Lord Farren admits he’s in love with her.

(Don’t forget guys that the player never do anything interesting in the living story, so WE cannot kill her. It’s alway the destiny’s edge or some NPC that get the rewards and applause. We are just the escort of the NPC)

jump off her nightmare tower because shes crazy

I see only one death for her: hanged, drawn and quartered because she’s the incarnation of the betrayal of Arena Net’s writers.

Like any bad series.. just cancel it. Cancel it now, before the the writer comes up with extraterrestrial birth or radioactive spider bites to explain Scarletpowerz.

It is damage control time. Tyrian Lore has suffered enough.

4 is the best!!

7. She fights Trahearne post-Zhaitan, and they kill each other with a mutual strike.

Even Before I red u’r post I was thinking "eaten by a dragon! Preferebly one that she wants to/tries to turn on us….

Killed away from camera by a random Skritt while she was rampaging through one of their caves for evil purposes.

8. She will serve as a salad.

9. She invents a poison so strong that it kills her before she can release it for the krait to use against us.

Scarlet and Trahearne will fall madly in love and live happily ever after.

Teofa Tsavo.9863:

Like any bad series.. just cancel it. Cancel it now, before the the writer comes up with extraterrestrial birth or radioactive spider bites to explain Scarletpowerz.

It is damage control time. Tyrian Lore has suffered enough.

This post won the internet.

Dhuum shows up and insta kills Scarlet so hard she ceases to exist in any form and shape.

Eldrake.1543:

Dhuum shows up and insta kills Scarlet so hard she ceases to exist in any form and shape.

That one could actually happen.

Number 4 while playing the music of Sweeney Todd…

10. Scarlet wakes up and discovers she’s really Bob Newhart and the whole thing was a dream.

She is accidentally killed by Logan Thackery, when he’s running away from battle (as usual), and bumps into her with his sword. Both of them are then crushed by a collapsing Tower of Nightmares.

Something like this that’s also the introduction of a another dragon.

Tripped on a banana peel.

She logs in to see her run animation has been changed. Puts gun in her mouth and pulls trigger.

I don’t want to see her die… I don’t want to see her ever again…

best solution.. start a new story and pretend she never happened. Erase her name from the database.

Best death ever:

So … we fight against here in a blimp above the maelstorm volcano Then she jumps with her rocket jetpack or whatever, trying to escape, but Lord Farren previously removes the petrol and she watches up, seeing him with his stupid smiling and screaaaaammmss ….. blub … POOFFFF

Then silence and everyone watches to Farren like “wtf o.ô”

Peetee.9406:

Scarlet and Trahearne will fall madly in love and live happily ever after.

Better love story than Twilight.

can Scarlet just die already? even if she turned out to be “connected” with elder dragon, it will likely obliterate that Elder dragon’s plot appeal.

In a final confrontation with the players, she discovers she was doing Mordremoth’s bidding all this time. The dragon awakens, and takes over her mind and turns her into its minion.

We fight in an epic battle, she is defeated eventually. Scarlet regains control of her senses, and in her final moments, in a final act of defiance, she pulls out her pistol, faces the dragon, and shoots herself in the head.

Death by firing of the lead writer.

Retcon her out of existence. Throw her away.

11. Mauled by a zerg of Quaggan.

While taunting the player tripping and falling down the longest set of stairs in the game.

Spontaneous combustion. It doesn’t even have to be on screen, a poorly written ending for a poorly written villain.

Tachenon.5270:

10. Scarlet wakes up and discovers she’s really Bob Newhart and the whole thing was a dream.

I love the reference.

1. Caithe manages to capture her.

Since if she dies her experiences go back into the Sylvari Mother Dream pool thing she is held captive.

Caithe gives her to Countess Anise who promises to rip out every last thought from the plant’s brain. Anise is only helping because Scarlet threatened the Queen and all.

So she’s locked away forever, not able to influence any future Sylvari, and constantly interrogated/tortured by a Mesmer of the Shining Blade who would throw away any rulebook to protect her Queen.

mauled by kodan and tengu, they become playable and give us the power of katana and whip. Not only that, the death of Scarlet empowers Rangers everywhere and pets become great, GS does more damage, MH axe works like a charm and we get a pet gorilla to boot! Maybe the Gorilla is too much

I want the writer who created Scarlet to come out and make a public video apology followed by a prompt resignation from ArenaNet.

I could not care less how that Scarlet character will die in-game. I just want her and those responsible for creating her to be gone and never return to ArenaNet in any shape, form or capacity.

Just ban her account.

Raids.
/15 char

In a Taxi cab accident.

She is a bad joke so its only fair if she dies trough a bad joke.
Example: She is going to be electrocuted and the executioner doesnt wet the sponge.

Odds are she going to get destroyed by her own minions. That just what happens with ppl who rule with power and fear like she dose.
That is if they are going to kill her off but more then likely she will never truly die just get overthrown by some greater power and she will be pushed into the back ground and may even flip sides. The greater power could be a dragon it would be a nice move into another dragon set of events.

pessimist.7294:

She is a bad joke so its only fair if she dies trough a bad joke.
Example: She is going to be electrocuted and the executioner doesnt wet the sponge.

ring ring

It’s Tom Hanks.

Andile.2963:

ring ring

It’s Tom Hanks.

You’re welcome.

Since she is of the weed-kind I think this would be most fitting end for her:

Her ultimate goal is to introduce another dragon and try to take over the world with it only to ultimately not be able to control it and gets eaten by it!

I hope Scarlet and Trahearne both go out quietly and are wiped from the history books of Tyria. Then we can all worship Tybalt the Applelord and carry around Apple medalians in memory of the only interesting NPC in the game.

Elthuzar.9478:

Then we can all worship Tybalt the Applelord and carry around Apple medalians in memory of the only interesting NPC in the game.

I wonder how many people noticed that…
Personal Story Spoilers...after his death, Risen mobs will sometimes taunt you with lines like "You will join Tybald!" and "Tybald is with us now!"

This is a genuinely good and subtle touch. It’s really Divinity Dam good. And it makes you wonder if this and Scarlet Sue are really written by the same people.

Scarlett and Trahearne should fall in love, get married, and just fade out of the game.

I think that’s the most fitting way for characters who themselves aren’t innately bad in and of themselves to go out as they are only bad in the way they were used as plot devices.

Or maybe Lord Farren should steal her panties, show them to the world who all start laughing at her so that she gets so upset and ashamed that she throws herself off a cliff.

Teofa Tsavo.9863:

Like any bad series.. just cancel it. Cancel it now, before the the writer comes up with extraterrestrial birth or radioactive spider bites to explain Scarletpowerz.

It is damage control time. Tyrian Lore has suffered enough.

This. Anet should learn from the TV networks in this case and just cut their losses.

Logan runs away and Scarlet starts laughing her kitten off. She begins choking on her spit and then dies from suffocation.

Glorious.

Zacchary.6183:

Logan runs away and Scarlet starts laughing her kitten off. She begins choking on her spit and then dies from suffocation.

Glorious.

Yeah, Logan and Scarlet. 2 clowns should finish each other off.

Hey Scarlet. Just die, die, die, die , die, die, die already!

Scarlet and Trahearne just vanish no one is sure what happens to them they find a note that says madly in love other universe bye. We never here from either one of them again.

Peetee.9406:

Scarlet and Trahearne will fall madly in love and live happily ever after.

That is the worst fate i can imagine for her.