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[[For some reason the posts got eaten again. And Arena net.. Hehehehe I see what you did there]]

Oooh so your social structure is similar to Charr. They’re the big. furry, cat-like people. They’re raised in groups not by their parents too.

Krait, I am not sure if i should ask this sensitive subject but… why do kraits live on slaves? There are many other ways to make a living other than selling slaves. I know bad humans sell slaves too, but it doesn’t mean your folks have to follow them

Maybe you can be like the Asura? Their golems do all the hard work.

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Can krait feel love?

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Ow Ow Ow…My head!!!!!

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…..maybe I can use this as bait to catch a Krait? Tee hee! I’m so good at rhymes!

Hey! Krait bait was my idea! Don’t you go around claiming it as your own!

Typical…rich….snobby…glory seeking….upper crust…. That krait is mine! I can get plenty of gold for catching it! -waves hands- Don’t you have some hoo-hah social party to attend to?

Anyway, I’m out of prison now, so I can resume my hunt. I heard he’s out in Queensdale huh? That’s going to take some searching.

…By the way, any chance I could interest you in a diamond necklace?

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Krait, I am not sure if i should ask this sensitive subject but… why do kraits live on slaves? There are many other ways to make a living other than selling slaves. I know bad humans sell slaves too, but it doesn’t mean your folks have to follow them

Maybe you can be like the Asura? Their golems do all the hard work.

So krait should enslave golems?

Can krait feel love?

Explain “love” to Krait, please?

Krait feels very full of questions.


Met the Windmill King today! Krait hopes Krait bowed enough before his majesty.

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Oooh I see you’ve visited the windmill king

thinks hard
Hmm…. good question.
Yeah, I think you should look into ‘enslaving’ golems. The Asura BUILD them to work after all. Imagine the possibilities if your people can build their own slaves. No need to go out to catch people. You just need the smarts, materials and technology!

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To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. This is what is best in life.

Krait have tried all of these things, yet still empty and sad inside. What else is best in life?[/quote]

It is best in life. If you like titles like Krait the Destroyer, or Krait the Barbarian….

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Oooh… Remind me to tread lightly when it comes to Sister Liz’s libations….

I finally recovered enough to set out toward Divinity’s Reach. It was obvious that I wasn’t going to be able to find this friendly krait, so having to trek back to DR in order to take the gate back to LA and tell Berta I failed was tingeing the beauty of Queensdale with a shade of disappointment.

Almost to Shaemoor Garrison, I heard some skritt ramblings about a krait actually bowing to the “Windmill King.” The old skritt was a tad off, but if he wanted to be the Windmill King, he wasn’t hurting anyone. In any case, since it was on the way, I figured I would stop in and see if he would “hear me.”

When I got there, it was obvious that the krait had talked to him, as he was fairly giddy with the “power” he had over the krait and he was more than willing to brag about it. He told me that the krait had gone in search of other “Windmill Kings” and was last seen heading to Shaemoor Fields.

So, like a moth to a flame, I had to see if the krait was still there. I had come too far not to try.

As I got closer, there were people staring and pointing. I followed their gaze and lo and behold! There was a krait! Hoping against hope this was the krait I had left my hearth to find, I cautiously approached and waved. This was going to be easierr than I thought.

“Are you the krait that is looking to be friends with humans?”

He turned toward me. “Yessss” was what he said.

Relief flooded over me.

“Thank the Spirits! I have been all over Divinity’s Reach and Queensdale to find you!”

He smiled… I think…

“My name is Ella Cynder. Berta, my cousin is the President of the Shiverpeaks chapter of the Tyrian Welcome Wagon. She chose me to come find you and welcome you to Tyria.” I handed him a small pack. “Inside you’ll find a map of the area, instructions on how to use the Asura Gates, and a coupon book good for discounts at Two-Ters in Lion’s Arch. There is also an invitation to come visit Hoelbrak, the home city of the Norn race, which I am one of.” I looked at his cold blooded body and added, “You’ll have to bring your own supplemental body heat.”

We talked for an hour or more, and I found that he simply got tired of killing humans, so he thought he would come ashore and see if he could make friends. He thanked me, and of all things….he hugged me. Definitely a strange sensation.

I left him knowing that of all the krait in the world, Krait was one I could call a Friend.

I briefly stopped by LA to see Berta and report that I had succeeded, and promptly resigned from the organization. I waved, and FINALLY got to go home to my hearth. Maybe Krait will come see me someday.

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Aren’t you supposed to be taller?

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I am krait and want to make friendsss.

I have come to Divinity’ss Reach to make friendss and learn to ssociety. I have learned the human language.

What sshould I ssee? What is bessst in human life?

Pleasse, I need your help!

Get off my land beast.

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…..maybe I can use this as bait to catch a Krait? Tee hee! I’m so good at rhymes!

Hey! Krait bait was my idea! Don’t you go around claiming it as your own!

Typical…rich….snobby…glory seeking….upper crust…. That krait is mine! I can get plenty of gold for catching it! -waves hands- Don’t you have some hoo-hah social party to attend to?

Anyway, I’m out of prison now, so I can resume my hunt. I heard he’s out in Queensdale huh? That’s going to take some searching.

…By the way, any chance I could interest you in a diamond necklace?

“A diamond neck… why you! That was stolen wasn’kitten How about this, A little competition? I get to him first you return that necklace to whomever you stole it from and I turn you in (so she hopes). I lose, I leave you alone got it? Besides, I don’t do parties and social things, can’t stand my own gossiping kind and this will be much more fun.” She looked smugly at him sure of victory over the thief.

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Krait find these strange birds and thinks they might be significant.

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This threa dis so awesome. I’m following this! (Reminds me of Skritt Burglar)

By the way, you can fight in Tonic form using consumables like the Frost Gun, or (more fittingly) the Hylek Dart Gun.

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Krait find these strange birds and thinks they might be significant.

Great discovery!

“You keep saying ‘its unfair.’
I wonder what your basis for comparison is…”
- Jareth, King of Goblins.

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No krait will be as cool as this one!

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Sariss_Yassith

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No krait will be as cool as this one!

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Sariss_Yassith

That’s a Forgotten, not a krait ^^

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Krait? I-is that you? I finally founds you…..
remembers that night in Orr, with the lovely moon? Well I have somethings to tells you…

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Posted by: Redenaz.8631

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Aren’t you supposed to be taller?

Krait was not the biggest krait in brood. Taller than most humans, shorter than many norns.

Get off my land beast.

Krait sorry! Did not know it was your land!

No krait will be as cool as this one!

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Sariss_Yassith

No human will be as cool as this one!

http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Professor_Yakkington

Krait? I-is that you? I finally founds you…..
remembers that night in Orr, with the lovely moon? Well I have somethings to tells you…

Damoss does not remember— Could be other krait? Ask perhaps the turkey-finder krait?

There seem to be many krait here now! Are more krait exploring the world?

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Krait find these strange birds and thinks they might be significant.

Ey go away from my breakfast, my 2. breakfast, my lunch, my breadtime, my dinner, my midnight snack and my reserve food >:(

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Dear Krait
If you really want to know about the world you should go to the Eternal Battlegrounds where everybody has fun killing each other all the time! You may also find some friends there too

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THIS is the best post ive seen this whole year!! sooo funny and cute! makes me love krait!!

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Ooooo Krait I remembered another question!

How do you tell each other apart? To us, all krait look the same. To some people all Salads look the same too… but I kinda agree there. Most of my siblings share the same faces. It does get confusing without our nametags and clothing.

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This thread got mentioned by the official ANET Twitter. Woah! :O
https://twitter.com/GuildWars2/status/405140321069445120

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I would like to temporarily hijack this thread to ask that ANet consider making Krait/Naga a playable race in the future. As clearly demonstrated by this remarkable individual, Krait can be friends, not foes.

That is all. You may now return to your regular hijinks.

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I am suspicious of this “krait”. They haven’t once tried to get people to build obelisks to their gods, and they’ve shown an uncharacteristic amount of empathy and humility.

I think this is a Forgotten, guys. Forgotten do love their little tests.

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Out of curiosity: Does Krait listen music? And if yes what kind of?

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How do you tell each other apart? To us, all krait look the same.

Krait is not wanting to say you are racist, but…

Krait will not say it, then.

THIS is the best post ive seen this whole year!! sooo funny and cute! makes me love krait!!

Thank you! Krait loves humans, too! Even if some of them cannot tell krait apart.

I am suspicious of this “krait”. They haven’t once tried to get people to build obelisks to their gods, and they’ve shown an uncharacteristic amount of empathy and humility.\

Are all charr Flame Legion? Are all humans bandits?

Out of curiosity: Does Krait listen music? And if yes what kind of?

Krait’s ABSOLUTE FAVORITE music is in Divinity’s Reach! But Krait is too frightened to get close enough again to hear it well…

This thread got mentioned by the official ANET Twitter. Woah! :O
https://twitter.com/GuildWars2/status/405140321069445120

Thank you, everyone who is nice enough to tell Krait place things to see, and to ask Krait questions!


Krait returned to hospital, to see human soldier friend, but found this human instead.

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I’m sorry, I don’t mean to offend you

Oh Mister Krait, you’re becoming famous! Maybe now you can get to see the Queen’s chamber!

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This thread totally made my day!
Has Krait seen the famous champ train choo choo’ing around Queensdale?

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I bet Mr. Krait here doesn’t speak good Krytan and would like a teacher.
I know stabby stabby, and can demonstrate that one on him if he wants to meet me somewhere.

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I bet Mr. Krait here doesn’t speak good Krytan and would like a teacher.
I know stabby stabby, and can demonstrate that one on him if he wants to meet me somewhere.

You know if someone thinks further about what you just said it really gets creepy…

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((Lovely how it still goes on. Redenaz, you’re a genius.))

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I bet Mr. Krait here doesn’t speak good Krytan and would like a teacher.
I know stabby stabby, and can demonstrate that one on him if he wants to meet me somewhere.

You know if someone thinks further about what you just said it really gets creepy…

^^

Ty Ty tyvm (takes a bow)

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This thread totally made my day!
Has Krait seen the famous champ train choo choo’ing around Queensdale?

Champ train chased Krait for a while, but Krait threw them off by pretending to drop dead out of order. Krait has rarely been so frightened! What does “&#$%!@*NOOBS” mean?

Oh Mister Krait, you’re becoming famous! Maybe now you can get to see the Queen’s chamber!

Was again told “when dolyaks fly.” Krait is trying to be patient.

I bet Mr. Krait here doesn’t speak good Krytan and would like a teacher.

Krait learned Krytan from Toxic Alliance sylvari. They laughed a lot while teaching Krait to speak Krytan, so they must have been being very patient with Krait.

((Lovely how it still goes on. Redenaz, you’re a genius.))

Thank you! Krait is finding many new adventures back in the city!

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Well done I like the pics and captions.

This thread totally made my day!
Has Krait seen the famous champ train choo choo’ing around Queensdale?

Champ train chased Krait for a while, but Krait threw them off by pretending to drop dead out of order. Krait has rarely been so frightened! What does “&#$%!@*NOOBS” mean?

Thanks for the laugh

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Hello! Hmm you have some nice skin on you. I bet it looks good to carry it around.

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This thread is pure gold.

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The armor, it has something to do with being manly, Krait. :>
Shall I teach you to become manly? Pink dyes are possibly involved…

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The armor, it has something to do with being manly, Krait. :>
Shall I teach you to become manly? Pink dyes are possibly involved…

This still isnt manly enough

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“A diamond neck… why you! That was stolen wasn’kitten How about this, A little competition? I get to him first you return that necklace to whomever you stole it from and I turn you in (so she hopes). I lose, I leave you alone got it? Besides, I don’t do parties and social things, can’t stand my own gossiping kind and this will be much more fun.” She looked smugly at him sure of victory over the thief.

Wha…stolen? Are you accusing moi? I am insulted! I simply ‘acquired’ it. Tch, always quick to point fingers at the street rat!

And I’m not taking any part of this silly competition! Firstly, it’d be no question that I’d win. It’s only obvious – I do this sort of thing for a living! Secondly, when I do win, I don’t get anything out of it from you. You can’t even match the Seraphs of the city, and they don’t give me trouble.

…Well, they don’t give me much trouble. But that’s not the point!

Anyway, I sold the necklace to a collector. Like my new wardrobe?~

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What I don’t get is why are the humans letting a krait roam around freely. I would think you would look like a red big target and en-mass the humans would attack, like a zerg descending on a roamer in WVW.

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Snake friend, snake friend, me blue warm charr let go by hoodie mouses, following you for a while so i go talk to guards for you, they tell me that youll get in when trees shake hands with them, so i took tree to shake their hands, they fall asleep, then by surprise i see other snake friend i pool of mouse queen.
Also mouse queen very nice, she not like fir-..fir-..-orm… hot rat guy was…

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The armor, it has something to do with being manly, Krait. :>
Shall I teach you to become manly? Pink dyes are possibly involved…

Krait will try it! Thank you for the suggestion!

What I don’t get is why are the humans letting a krait roam around freely. I would think you would look like a red big target and en-mass the humans would attack, like a zerg descending on a roamer in WVW.

Not quite freely, although things have improved for Krait since doing good things in Queensdale. Krait still has many enemies, but many friends now, too.

Snake friend, snake friend, me blue warm charr let go by hoodie mouses, following you for a while so i go talk to guards for you, they tell me that youll get in when trees shake hands with them, so i took tree to shake their hands, they fall asleep, then by surprise i see other snake friend i pool of mouse queen.
Also mouse queen very nice, she not like fir-..fir-..-orm… hot rat guy was…

Guards still asleep, so Krait decided to see Queen without appointment, but no one was home. Thanks for trying!

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Krait, I put up a bounty on Scarlet, are you up for the challenge?

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Krait is not brave enough or strong enough to go after Scarlet.

Besides, Krait does not want to fight anymore.

Besides besides, Krait has other problems at the moment.

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Quaggan has nothing to fear from crates… right?

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Can krait feel love?

Explain “love” to Krait, please?

Well, uh-

Well.

What happens when two krait like each other very-very much?..

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Dear Krait,

Can I sing you a song?

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(looks at attachment)

See, this is why I avoided talking about the birds and the bees.

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Will the song explain love?

Krait would very much like (love?) to hear this song!

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