Guild Wars 2

“when the gate is down, dont rush into their ballistas!”

" This is easy…."

" I feel…six feet tall !!!"

“Oh, a deer? I can kill that.”

“What the kitten?”

“Medic…Help!”

In fractal difficulty 12 a few days back in the asura one around harpies.

Friends asks me. “Can you stand safely on the yellow energy nets?”
I answer. “I Think… Aaaaaahhh! kitten!”

“lol”

nothing can top that.

“Im level 60 and this is just a level 10 area so I can take on all these guys easily”
“DOH !”

My most common last words are
"Aaaaaargh! "
Thump!
You are defeated
“Im not defeated I fell”

Deus Fatorum.2473:

“ww11122333330000ssssssss5555”

I am seriously in tears right now!!!!!

In Coddler’s Cove:

‘Just one last orb and I’m done…’

(At least the Quaggans revive you!)

I’m sure anyone who has run a certain dungeon

“Oh we can just run past the blossoms!”

“I can totally make it past these traps!”

“OH kitten SHE USED CONFUSION AND RETALIATION AND I’M… darn autoattack.”

“Oh I wonder what those flies are… Oh. Ow.”

“Oh I can run past these Orrian zombies, I’ll just throw on my unarmed Medkit throw down my stimulant and ….”
Target
Aggro
AAAWWWWWEEEEE

I feel Bear’s POWER!!!
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I’m close to Dying……..

“YOLO”

more letters

My famous last words.

First time doing the Asura-Fractal at the release:

LOL, a Champion Bunny.

(It can One-Shot you, true story)

“wwsassssddsss42334555`ss” – What a wipe looks like.

Oops, I was beaten to it; another one then.

“I think I found a bug, these chickens aren’t dying.” – Ebonhawke Chicken victim.

“Bloody double-tap dodge…”

Heard once or twice in Mad King’s Tower, Uncategorized Fractal and similar locations, until you disable it. Then, later, “dodge, dodge, dodge, why the frak won’t you dodge!?” during a fight and you realise you’ve disabled it…

Everywhere:
“I can totally make that jump.”
“I’m a warrior, I can take a champion solo.”
“I don’t feel like fighting, I’ll just run through that mob.”

WvW:
“Whats everyone shooting at, there’s nothing there?”
“What are all these overlapping red circles?”
“Ha ha, that guy is by himself, this is gonna be easy.”
“I’ll just take this short cut.”
“Why aren’t they attacking? And why are they all standing on top of each other?”
“I can totally take this supply camp by myself.”

Orr:
“Its a big mob, but I’ll just pull a couple of guys at a time…”
“Its not a group event, that means I can do it by myself.”

Dungeon:
“Pfft, I’m level 80, and this is a level 30 dungeon. How hard can it be?”
“I’m used to the difficulty now, I’ll be fine.”
“LEEEEEEEEERRROOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIINS!”

“I think I can survive that jump…”

Nope, little higher than expected.

I’ll be able to take down this treb easily…its made out of wood!!
im a burn condition guardian
Oh wait…

Saw3 this one a min ago fighting jormag [" on my mark’] dddddddaW "

“Yes! I’ve gotten further than I ever ha-kitten!”

Me, just now doing the Wintersday jump puzzle.

cliffside fractal

“Here, let me show you how to avoid that wind blowi……….”

Beta finale event:

Loads running around killing mobs, some Mouse critter comes up to me.

“Ah, a Mou..” I`m dead

Oh, also:

“They`re only chickens, what har….WTK!?”

“There are three wolves. How hard could three wolves be to kill? Huh, they’re all howling. I wonder why… oh.” (first encounter with wolves)

“HOW MANY OF YOU DO I HAVE TO KILL TO KILL YOU??!” (against Mesmers in sPVP)

“Ah, it’s one Thief. What’s one Thief going to do?” (in WvWvW)

“I HATE YOU CAMERAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” (almost all jumping puzzles)

“GIANT, EXPLOSIVE ZOMBIE CHICKENS!!!” (pretty much)

I have to say, though, my pet probably has a lot more famous last words than I do, and they’re probably much more caustic given how I often get him killed. For example:

“We’re going to take on the Priest of Melandru by ourselves? Just the two of us? Sick ‘im? All right, then! Let’s do this! Just the two of us! We can make it if we try! Just the two of— OW! HE HITS HARD!! OW!!! MASTER, WHERE ARE YOU? MASTER!!! WHY AREN’T YOU— WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE! DON’T YOU THINK THIS IS A BAD TIME TO BE COMMUNING??? MASTER, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!! WHAT? RETREAT? BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE— OWWWWW!!! THE PRIEST JUST STEPPED ON ME!!! HELP!!! COME BACK!!! MASTER!!! MASTER!!!!!!”

“Victory or death!”

*dies

Me to my guild during our first dungone run.

“NP guys I can tank some hits. We will be fine”
2 seconfs later I was fighting to survive.

Another one during WvW.

" They aren’t so much more we can take them on"
After dead we saw they where 3 times as much as we had seen.

And countless of times

" I am pretty sure I can life a jump down here"

“Finally got myself another 8G for another bank slot expansion (600gems)”

“OMG the gem price went up…..again…….”

Durmand Priory spoiler alert. These last words were spoken by an NPC.

While taking the scenic route from LA to Fort Trinity, traveling through the SE corner of Bloodtide Coast, I passed some risen Krait. One of them said “We are going to plant you next to Sieran”. I thought “What did that Krait just say?”, then turned around and planted all of them. Those who played the Drumand Priory story line will understand.

“I might be able to kill that Mesmer now with my stacks of blood… Reflecting”

Fishbait.6723:

“They`re only chickens, what har….WTK!?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GiQbzspvQM

This made me mad. Another ripoff of Zelda A Link To The Past. T_T

stof.9341:

“Leaping Death Blossooooooooommmmmmm……..”

Lol this! So many times…

“I’m lvl 80, that means I win.”
“This works like in rambo right?”
“Leeeerooooooy…”
Are some of my common favorites.

“I bet I can make this jump with swiftness up”

Simon.3106:

@ “ww11122333330000ssssssss5555”

Number 1! Lol

Love it!

Randomly cracked up out of no where while the bf was talking

For the Wintersday event:

“Lol, Princess Dolls, must be weak as…”

:P

While in the Wintersday dungeon
“Holy kitten why won’t these toy soldiers attack anyone else.” : (

On my first trip to southsun cove,

“Lol, drakes ? I can take on 3 of them at a go…..”

In Orr, so many times when trying to complete a skillpoint,

“I think I can sneak past the mobs and do a ninja commune….”

After reading on the forum that some players got beaten by toy ventaris,

“Lol, these players must be lame, wait till I get up close with these toy ventaris….”

Alloy.2839:

Durmand Priory spoiler alert. These last words were spoken by an NPC.

While taking the scenic route from LA to Fort Trinity, traveling through the SE corner of Bloodtide Coast, I passed some risen Krait. One of them said “We are going to plant you next to Sieran”. I thought “What did that Krait just say?”, then turned around and planted all of them. Those who played the Drumand Priory story line will understand.

I thought I was crazy when I heard the same thing.
I planted them too.

Aint no one messes with Sieran, aint no one.

I personally like, “Skritt! I’m hit!”

“I can outrun a Centaur”, errr no.

When I was in the asura starting area with a level 2 necromancer, I saw a person on a level 2 human engineer walk towards a winters day box. I yelled., “Booka! Don’t open it!” Our screams were cut short by the screeching princess dolls.

“Simply avoid the giant, flaming boulders”

“Ooh, a present!”

In Arah story mode:

Me: “Hmm, I wonder…”
BF: “Are you dead dead or just downed?”
Me: “Dead dead”
BF: “WTF? How’d you die?”
Me: “I wanted to see what would happen if I jumped off of the ship.”
BF: “….”

Some random location with a high elevation:

Me: “That doesn’t look too far; I should be able to make it; I just have to reset my traits.”
BF: “Are you dead?”
Me: “Yep”
BF: “…”

Fighting some random mobs:

BF: “Are you dead?”
Me: “Yup”
BF: “What? How?”
Me: “Didn’t see the cliff here when I flipped over the mob.”
BF: “…”

(Insert jumping puzzle name here):

Me: “Just follow me.”
BF: “You’ve done this one already?”
Me: “Yup” (As I rolled off of a ledge and plummet to my death).
BF: “You didn’t mean to do that, did you?”
Me: “Nope…”

“Always mind your manners.”
-Princess Doll

“Oh….we’re green this week”

- A little asuran thief high tailing his little butt into a blue keep while being chased by numerous red invaders, bouncing into a blue door, and getting his kitten shot off by the NPC’s and rolled by the red invaders who finally caught up.

..“no one can hit me up here…” as I am standing on top of the columns in WvW.
zzzzzzzZZZZiiinnnnnnnng…

‘I just keep getting better and better’

“There won’t be gear grinding and vertical progression”

this gift won’t spawn dolls
arrrrrggghhh