Guild Wars 2

“the keep is right there”

Finally, some creative thread without QQ!

Mine has been, “Hum I’ll park my toon there and go make french toasts. I guess this place is safe enough there’s no one around.” And then I started walking towards the kitchen and then it was too late. I heard the song of death from the distance of my kitchen. Horrible.

Mine is usually “welp”

This won’t end well…

Right before Trahearne gets himself killed.

alcedonia.7831:

Simon.3106:

@ “ww11122333330000ssssssss5555”

Number 1! Lol

I laughed out loud at that one

I use those a lot. Or wwaassssdddwwwwsssssswwww

“That’s the last time I try to res someone downed on traps.”

Next run…

“That’s the last time I try to res someone downed on traps.”

“The fight’s pretty easy, just mind you don’t stand near the lava and get punted”

Singed charr fur smells awful BTW >_>

“So we are just running past this?”

“Wait”

And also

“Ready?”

“Ha! Pirates who fight dirty? I fight dirtier.”

This will be easy.

“Everyone come!”

kitten!

“No really, I’ve got Necro licked now.”

…

“Level 80s are better than low level ppl lol”
^ Definitely don’t res these people XD They always die from stupid mistakes.

“Can I jump that far?”

“Wonder if I can solo that Champion”

I’m a Thief, no one can touch me."

Oh, this game is rife with “foot in mouth” disease.

For Great Justice!

Last words are typically some sort of profanity cursing a deity or making an appeal to some cosmic balance… Sorry if that’s too vague, but without getting the words turned into kitten or the mods deleting the post, you’ll have to figure it out based on the clues.

Before attacking a pack of wolves, “There’s a veteran alpha wolf in that pack, shouldn’t be a problem”.

“Don’t worry I can melee this boss..”

“Hm yea, quite a few of them, but Im sure me and my turrets can handle them!”

I’ll just buy the training manual, I bet its not too much gold.

“Leaping Death Blossooooooooommmmmmm……..”

“It’s just a deer…OH DEAR KITTEN NOOOOOOO”

[Asura Fractal]
“It’s just a champion bunny.”

alcedonia.7831:

Simon.3106:

@ “ww11122333330000ssssssss5555”

Number 1! Lol

I laughed out loud at that one

agreed. so far this one wins

“C’mon, guys, there’s the five of us and he is only one condition thief!”

Ones from the first few fractal runs
Underwater Fractal
“Dolphins are faster than krait”
“Let me just swim over to that lighted area”
Urban Fractal
“Just kill the balistas first”
Snowblind Fractal
“I can make that jump”
Cliffside Fractal
“I’ll carry this hammer for us guys”
“Let’s just sprint up these walkways”
Swamp Fractal
“I can jump over the tripwires to get away from the drake right?”
Underground Fractal
“These bombs can’t do TOO much damage”
Uncategorized Fractal
“Why is the air green?”
“What’s this new AoE attack the harpies have?”
“I can make that jump”
Solid Ocean Fractal
“One more hit should kill the Maw”
“Hey guys, lets get the bonus achievement! Guys?”
“I can make that jump”
Volcanic Fractal
“I can make that jump”

“I am here, and I see nothing.”

Seconds later, I am lying dead surrounded by red.

Deus Fatorum.2473:

“Why is lieutenant kholer raising his sword like that?”

Oh boy. Thanks for making me laugh so hard. No, kitten off, you made me spit water all over the keyboard…

“Now, if I fall will it kill me..?Inches forward and falls to death.”
Usually what it is for me XD

[Ascalon Catecombs Story Run]
“No one kittening, listened to me when I said “the lovers” were easily beaten by throwing rocks."

Party wipes and 2 people leave.

Don’t worry man! I got you!

“Psssh. This Orr, not Iraq. I’m sure I can make it to that waypoint without any trouble.”

Well it appears I took a little bit of damage from that fall. Let me walk down these stairs…

He doesnt bite, see hes wagging his tail ( jormag fight)

“Wanna jump?”
“I’ll do it.”

“If I use my blocking virtue, I can probably run through this pack of Grawl…”

Turns out my Guardian couldn’t run through that pack of Grawl, thanks to the ice elemental they were summoning. ;D

My asura: “You’re dumb! You’ll die and you’ll leave a dumb corpse!” (Apparently talking to herself occasionally!

" I’ll just stealth past them "

“KIIIIILLROOOOOY STOOOONEKIIIIIN!!!!!!”

Death Blossom………

realizes that I just ran off a cliff edge “FML!!!11!§½!!” usually happens when I have autorun and typing to someone.

pulls too many mobs for my ele to handle “AWW FFFFFF£$€#%!!1!”

about to die, desperately mashes heal button when only a few sec cooldown left “HNNGGH!!1!”

In WvW …

“Oh it’s just two invaders. We can take them.”
-2 seconds later, the rest of the zerg finally renders.-
“Oh crap. There goes our supply camp.”

when dodge rolling off a cliff " i hate when that happens "

Uttered in Ebonhawke. “I’ll just AoE these chickens for the Indiscriminate Slayer achievement!”

Adine.2184:

" I’ll just stealth past them "

“KIIIIILLROOOOOY STOOOONEKIIIIIN!!!!!!”

Yes, good old Killroy Stonekin from GW1, possibly one of my favourite mmo mini-games.

“I can totally keep control of my one handed sword on that bridge…charge!”

or

“I have him targeted, swoop won’t overshoot”

(From a melee ranger)

“Oh heeeeeey, here’s a new set of pink gear to keep you entertained.”

“brb” …………….

Somewhere in Queensdale….

“Well yeah it’s a Champion but it’s only level 12…. I can solo it”

Level 50 Dual Sword Warrior 3 days after launch… sigh

“everyone back?”

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

is sent to chat as you die. Then you realize you accidentally started up chat instead of running away

My favorite ones are from ArenaNet writer Jeff Grubb at a game convention when he said the most common norn last words are:

“Hey Vern! Watch this!”

Deus Fatorum.2473:

“ww11122333330000ssssssss5555”

I have agree that is the best one so far