Guild Wars 2

“Hold my beer”

“Skill Challenge? Challenge accepted.”
“FOR NARNIA!”

Staring at a champion mob with my buddy…“We can take him” . That is usually followed by “well he hits hard”.

“Oops”

sigh
Husband turns around to rez me, again.

“Bloody camera!”

Usually just as I fall during a jumping puzzle…

Running through Orr with speed buff…

Me: “Mwahahahahahah , you can’t catch me…”

Risen: “Time to whip out ma CC-chain on dis fool”

Me: “Kitten off would ya?”

“He is going to use a knockback skill isn’t he…” used to happen before I started positioning myself better in wvw. Or “I wonder how other people get this skill point.” when an event starts while I try to channel a skill point and a champion spawns beside me, I die and realize I was on an event. Lastly, “Oh kitten!” when I am autorunning to grab something (phone usually) and walk off a cliff or into a zerg.

AC is the first dungeon, shouldn’t be too hard.

That was a good 5 hours of questing. I really should go to sleep….but first let me do a small bit of crafting with the resources I gathered. Should only take 10 minutes and I’ll refrain from using TC….

“so, … where is the dragon everyone crys about? i cant find him Ò_Ó "

→Dragon spawns right on top of you

→ o.o

Deus Fatorum.2473:

“ww11122333330000ssssssss5555”

ROFL! OMG this one so many times! XD

“We can take him!”

“I think I can jump from here.”

*out of stamina “I can take this hit and be fine.”

“If I go this way I won’t run into trouble.” *in WvW

“I got this.”

“We’re fiiiine!”

*explaining Kholer’s fight to my father “Basically you just have to avoid being pulled.”

“I can just sneak past them.”

*scouting a supply camp in WvW “There’s only 2 enemies there. Let’s go in, wipe them out, and take the camp.” *then suddenly a zerg magically appears.

While in Orr

“Just keep running. Don’t. Stop.”

OK, its late and I have not read the whole thread – sorry for any repeats.

“Ah! I’ll just put on these diving googles and I’ll be fine to walk of this cli …” SPLAT!
“Ah! I’ll just put on these diving googles and I’ll be fine to walk of this cli …” SPLAT!
“Ah! I’ll just put on these diving googles and I’ll be fine to walk of this cli …” SPLAT!

Somebody make that safe landing area bigger.

“Moving on …”

All I can think of at this late hour.

[While falling]
Like a good neighbor stat. . . . . . . . .

StormageddonBK.9842:

“Bloody camera!”

Usually just as I fall during a jumping puzzle…

I LOL’d at this! Especially as I play in widescreen (3*1) and that has its very own set of annoying camera issues.

“I can totally sneak past those mobs.”

I’m gonna capture this supply camp all by myself cause I’m a big boy now.

“There’s only 5 or 10 people tops, we can take them.” <— Culling in WvW much?

“What red circles?” <— Being color blind sucks.

Ok, not from GW2 but wanted to share it anyway, played Warhammer online on a server were Order outnumbered us roughly 5-10 to 1. These words came from a guildie in vent, who had recently joinded WAR and mmo in general.

“Hold on a sec, what do you mean the zerg is comming? There is no starcraft in this game!”

Looking back at your character while using the Warrior GS Rush ability. When you move your camera front, you see a edge leading to hell.

“BRAKES, BRAKES BRAKESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!”

R.I.P Keyboard

“We’re going Free-To-Play.”

“Where did that Lilly pad come from? it wasn’t there when i jumped”

“Where did that Champion come from?”
“Hmm let me just check my Traits…..” Falls off cliff….

I wonder what happens if I jump off this airshipinArah. Splat

“Mad King’s Clock Tower? This should be fun!”

Krait Witch in Caledon Forest.

“OK, I know this kitten hits hard, but this is my Warrior! I’ve facerolled through everything else on the map. I’m sure I can take her solo!”

No. No, he could not.

I was reviving an ally underwater when a large mob of angry fish approached. My first reaction was to flee and get myself onto land… “Haha! You can’t get me now! Out-maneuv—Oh crap, they have LEGS!” Darn you corrupted quaggans.

I’m going to farm for gold for a few hours.

“My flat ground phantasms just failed to Obstructed, and now everything is on cooldown.”

….so much rage.

Just going to quickly craft some new gear for the next level ..
.. log off.

I’m so glad I’m immune from damage in Death Shroud……

[Knockdown, pull, knockdown, DS runs out… dead, well that didn’t go well]

“This flame thrower should take them out!”

I thought I could mine this ore and run away before they noticed me

I #$%^& Jump Puzzles

You okay down there, didn’t see the hole eh!

ty…..
ty…..
ty….
#$%$%$$^ ty

Random Dude: “Everyone, stand here for achievement!”
Me: “Uh… what achievement?”

[During -that part- of the Claw of Jormag Fight]

On a positive note, I got the achievement. :P

^Crash Landing!

“I feel…. STRONG!”

dead

“yolo”

And,

“No, that’s fine. You just keep using your auto-attack while I bleed to death over here. Hopefully my corpse will distract the boss long enough for your massive DPS contribution to kill it. I hope you die.”

Duskmelt.9834:

“I feel…. STRONG!”

dead

Heh, that reminds me of the time I faced Horace on my female Norn Ranger.

“Nothing can bring me down!”

-gets one-shotted by ROCKS!!-

“C’mon, there’s only 1 wolf.”

“Nice try, Dredge Suit, but I’m all the way up here! Punching the ground will do no goo-”

Auesis.7301:

“Nice try, Dredge Suit, but I’m all the way up here! Punching the ground will do no goo-”

Just reminded me of another one….

“Oh so you knocked me off huh dredge well take THIS big o’le bomb that should knock you off……oh”

“You can’t catch me, I’m an elementalist in Air attunement. All I have to do is Ride the Lightning and i’ll shoot forw—- waaait no fair!”

“This keep looks undefended, how hard can it be?” – in wvw with outmanned buff

“I’m gonna show you how great I am” – everywhere

“Healing skill is for noobs”

“If I can do this in Assassin’s creed, I can-”

“lol I’m gonna lead that mob train to that afk player it’s gonna be so lawl…wait what they are still chasing ME ???!!!”

“Look ! A noob ! I’m going to impress him by killing that vet/champ with my l33t skills”

“Is this too high for me to land saf-” in WvW

“I don’t see why everyone moans about underwater combat.”

“I look epic standing on this roof/ledge/cliff. Hang on, I bet I’d look even more epic if I was a bit more to the left. And a bit more…Just a little bit more now”

“i can outrun a Centaur”
oh and how could we forget the post mortem “sbuhcfg cfg lcfg kko” when you smash your hands against the keyboard hitting enter in the process

“I’ll use Ride the Lightning to escape these foos” on my ele
*forgets to deselect target chasing me

“I got Stability and 5 sec of toughness to finish casting this Meteor Shower in the middle of the node full of baddies”

“I’ll finish that downed warrior later. His rocks don’t hurt much”

Another phrase I seem to say in PvE a lot lol
“Wow, He punched me in the face and I died..”

“I am sure I can run past these risens”

“In November we’ll unveil the first Ascended items.”

[Edited by CC: Quote and reaction removed]

Science.6709:

That was a good 5 hours of questing. I really should go to sleep….but first let me do a small bit of crafting with the resources I gathered. Should only take 10 minutes and I’ll refrain from using TC….

Been there, done that… Do you actually manage to refrain from using the TC?

UKNightWatch.5742:

OK, its late and I have not read the whole thread – sorry for any repeats.

“Ah! I’ll just put on these diving googles and I’ll be fine to walk of this cli …” SPLAT!
“Ah! I’ll just put on these diving googles and I’ll be fine to walk of this cli …” SPLAT!
“Ah! I’ll just put on these diving googles and I’ll be fine to walk of this cli …” SPLAT!

Somebody make that safe landing area bigger.

“Moving on …”

All I can think of at this late hour.

I had that yesterday… Oh, nice goggles! let’s put them on and jump! SPLAT! I wonder what developer thought it fun to put some goggles on a cliff next to some mudflat…

“Let’s just pull the adds first, and leave the champion for after”
“Rise, my minion” (minion immediately draws aggro, then spectates)