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Posted by: Gasoline.2570

Gasoline.2570

I’m sure there’s some floating around there in-game. Anyone know any good ones?

The balance team is chained to SPVP, and the PVE team is all about producing carnivals

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Posted by: An Oak Knob.1275

An Oak Knob.1275

“I truely am a stupid character”

Yes, yes you are scarlet.

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Posted by: Curby.4897

Curby.4897

“Later tater” in a very demented and condescending manner. Tara Strong ftw

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Posted by: Pip.2094

Pip.2094

I think the very add of that trash-character to the game is actually a joke.. :/

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Posted by: Talonblaze.3175

Talonblaze.3175

Sadly, she doesn’t seem to inspire many jokes compared to the almighty Trahearne. When you are that bad to not get much of a chuckle from anything, there’s problems. =/

Duty is heavier than death.

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Posted by: Blockhead Magee.3092

Blockhead Magee.3092

For the old timers…. Think Karnac.

The answer: Trahearne, Caithe & Scarlet

The question: What would make the best Guild Wars 2 food processor ingredients.

SBI

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

There once was a plant named Scarlet,
Who wanted to be a Guild Wars starlet.
So she abducted the Living Story,
To embellish her glory,
But she only ruined it for all ( that Harlot! )

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist

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Posted by: Sinbold.8723

Sinbold.8723

Hamfast, you win the forums today!

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Posted by: Sinbold.8723

Sinbold.8723

My fave is the 2 panel meme at the bottom of Shriketalon’s epic post here:
https://dviw3bl0enbyw.cloudfront.net/uploads/forum_attachment/file/113676/LivingStory.jpg

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Posted by: Mad Queen Malafide.7512

Mad Queen Malafide.7512

I know plenty of Trahearne jokes, but haven’t heard of any Scarlet ones yet:

How many Trahearnes does it take to rob a bank?
Answer: None, they are all too busy stealing your spotlight.

“Madness is just another way to view reality”
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-On3Ya0_4Y)

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Posted by: Ghostextechnica.3270

Ghostextechnica.3270

The disappointing answer to the question:
Ooh I wonder what’s behind this interesting piece of lore?

When I get that feeling I want… spectral healing.

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Posted by: Stooperdale.3560

Stooperdale.3560

I don’t know what to buy Scarlet for Christmas. What do buy for a woman who has everything and can do everything?

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Posted by: Atlas.9704

Atlas.9704

I don’t know what to buy Scarlet for Christmas. What do buy for a woman who has everything and can do everything?

buy her a plot? a clue? a personality that’s worthwhile?

Elona, Land of the Golden Sun….and undead…and poison. The travel brochure lied okay?!

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

You can’t have everything … where would you put it?

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist

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Posted by: Roxhemar.6039

Roxhemar.6039

Anyone see a theme in that all of the Guild Wars worst characters are in fact, Sylvari? I guess you can put all the dressing you want on a salad and it’s still just boring and awful.

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Posted by: Phillip.6485

Phillip.6485

She stole Christmas.

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Posted by: Palador.2170

Palador.2170

I thought of one, but it was so filled with hatefulness and disdain that posting it would break the forum rules.

So….yeah.

I make jokes about cannibalism all the time, and even I can’t stomach Scarlet.

Sarcasm, delivered with a
delicate, brick-like subtlety.

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Posted by: Requiem.8769

Requiem.8769

What do you get when a bear has hemorrhoids?
A Scarlet Briar.

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Posted by: Quizotic.2815

Quizotic.2815

there once was a lady from the grove
whos honestly belonged in the stove
her minions attack in droves
while she hide in a cove
and we buried her alive in a trove

i’ll keep my day job >.<