Guild Wars 2

I’m sure there’s some floating around there in-game. Anyone know any good ones?

“I truely am a stupid character”

Yes, yes you are scarlet.

“Later tater” in a very demented and condescending manner. Tara Strong ftw

I think the very add of that trash-character to the game is actually a joke.. :/

For the old timers…. Think Karnac.

The answer: Trahearne, Caithe & Scarlet

The question: What would make the best Guild Wars 2 food processor ingredients.

Hamfast, you win the forums today!

My fave is the 2 panel meme at the bottom of Shriketalon’s epic post here:
https://dviw3bl0enbyw.cloudfront.net/uploads/forum_attachment/file/113676/LivingStory.jpg

I know plenty of Trahearne jokes, but haven’t heard of any Scarlet ones yet:

How many Trahearnes does it take to rob a bank?
Answer: None, they are all too busy stealing your spotlight.

The disappointing answer to the question:
Ooh I wonder what’s behind this interesting piece of lore?

I don’t know what to buy Scarlet for Christmas. What do buy for a woman who has everything and can do everything?

Stooperdale.3560:

I don’t know what to buy Scarlet for Christmas. What do buy for a woman who has everything and can do everything?

buy her a plot? a clue? a personality that’s worthwhile?

You can’t have everything … where would you put it?

Anyone see a theme in that all of the Guild Wars worst characters are in fact, Sylvari? I guess you can put all the dressing you want on a salad and it’s still just boring and awful.

She stole Christmas.

I thought of one, but it was so filled with hatefulness and disdain that posting it would break the forum rules.

So….yeah.

I make jokes about cannibalism all the time, and even I can’t stomach Scarlet.

What do you get when a bear has hemorrhoids?
A Scarlet Briar.

there once was a lady from the grove
whos honestly belonged in the stove
her minions attack in droves
while she hide in a cove
and we buried her alive in a trove

i’ll keep my day job >.<