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Posted by: Harbard.5738

Harbard.5738

Give me game. Not grind, not gating, not RNG, not +stat junk, not checklists.

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Posted by: Aerinndis.2730

Aerinndis.2730

Obviously it is real, then. Norns are alive and well in the real world!

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Posted by: Pretty Pixie.8603

Pretty Pixie.8603

I like how she’s wearing platform dhoes with that height.

Relentless Inquisition [PAIN] – FA

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Posted by: pdavis.8031

pdavis.8031

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?

“You know what the chain of command is?
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”

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Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.

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Posted by: pdavis.8031

pdavis.8031

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.

Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see.

“You know what the chain of command is?
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”

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Posted by: Erus Keb.8379

Erus Keb.8379

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.

Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see.

I’m just a poor boy, I need pre cursors.

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Posted by: Chuo.4238

Chuo.4238

Easy come, easy go.

C’mon, ArenaNet…get something going!

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Posted by: Karizee.8076

Karizee.8076

Little high, little low.

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Posted by: adubb.2453

adubb.2453

Anywhere warnhorns blow, doesn’t reaallly matter to meeee. Tooo me.

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Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.

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Posted by: dkspins.4670

dkspins.4670

5,200 hrs, the past year? Oh no! My life is a lie. No, the cake is a lie

7k hr, 13k AP, 16 char, all classes 80 Sadly, 3.5k hr. Ranger

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Posted by: Magische Boek.2530

Magische Boek.2530

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.

devsssss….. quest had just begun

I’m not arguing!
I’m simply explaining why I’m right.

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Posted by: JustTrogdor.7892

JustTrogdor.7892

5,200 hrs, the past year? Oh no! My life is a lie. No, the cake is a lie

And what do you have to show for it? Some virtual items. LOL

You win.

The Burninator

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Posted by: GuzziHero.2467

GuzziHero.2467

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.

Mama… my new character has just begun. But now they’ve taken all my traits away!

>:)

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Posted by: Karizee.8076

Karizee.8076

Balthazar has an obsidian shard put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeeee!

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Posted by: Malganis.7468

Malganis.7468

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.

they’re*

Norn male and human female:
[img]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4e413eeb69bedd8f0b00000c/shaquille-oneal.jpg[/img]

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Posted by: Asmodeus.5782

Asmodeus.5782

So you think you can kill me and loot my stuff!
So you think you can steal my buff!
Ohh babyyy, I’ll report you, noob babyyy
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of the combaaat.

Language is a virus from outer space.

William S. Burroughs

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Posted by: Flash.6912

Flash.6912

then eng and war gonna win cause they can use pistol/rifle

R.I.P Kumu <3

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Posted by: A R W E N.6895

A R W E N.6895

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.

New permanent content soon ? Or is it fantasy?

I love debate
[Kr] Dungeon Speedclear & Fractals
www.keep-running.fr

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Posted by: rhael.6317

rhael.6317

I’m just a poor plant, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor plant from a poor Pale Tree,
Spare him his life from this Risen Monstrosity.

Leafy Lemon of Unrepentant [Uey]
Stormbluff Isle Megaserver, PvX, US
www.unrepentantgaming.com

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Posted by: erthebear.8109

erthebear.8109

Just had to log in and say this is the best thread I’ve read in these forums :P

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Posted by: Wasbunny.6531

Wasbunny.6531

I’m just a poor plant, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor plant from a poor Pale Tree,
Spare him his life from this Risen Monstrosity.

Scarlet come, Scarlet go.
Mordy made it so.

~An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.~

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Posted by: Wasbunny.6531

Wasbunny.6531

AreeeenaNet has a dragon put aside for me…

for me…

FOR MEEEEE!!!

(guitar solo)

~An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.~

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viralthefrog.6130

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.

they’re*

Norn male and human female:
[img]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4e413eeb69bedd8f0b00000c/shaquille-oneal.jpg[/img]

Nope. It would be *their.

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Posted by: dkspins.4670

dkspins.4670

5,200 hrs, the past year? Oh no! My life is a lie. No, the cake is a lie

And what do you have to show for it? Some virtual items. LOL

You win.

Yeah, but I’m really old, disabled so I’m easily amused. LOL Remember, you can’t take it with you when you die. <smile> Virtual items/real life items, it’s all the same.

7k hr, 13k AP, 16 char, all classes 80 Sadly, 3.5k hr. Ranger

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Posted by: Wasbunny.6531

Wasbunny.6531

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.

they’re*

Norn male and human female:
[img]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4e413eeb69bedd8f0b00000c/shaquille-oneal.jpg[/img]

Nope. It would be *their.

Anyway the word’s spelled…
doesn’t really matter to meeeee.

To me.

~An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.~

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Posted by: Serelisk.6573

Serelisk.6573

If real life were like GW2…

The average human would be incredibly fit, athletic, and acrobatic Olympians…
…who regularly die when descending soft slopes.

Kegmaster

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Posted by: Erus Keb.8379

Erus Keb.8379

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.

devsssss….. quest had just begun

And now LA’s been blown awaaaaay.

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Posted by: pdavis.8031

pdavis.8031

Best. Thread. Ever. Too bad it got derailed…
I was inspired to write my own version of the song based on what was brought up here.
Here goes:

Tyrian Rhapsody

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide. No escape from my enemies.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Because gold is easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me. To me.

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.
Silvari life has just begun, and know we’ve gone and thrown it all away!
Didn’t mean to make you die,
If I’m not online this time tomorrow.
Carry on! Carry on. As if bloodstone dust really matters…

I’m too late! Tequatls just begun.
Sends shivers down my spine.
Inventory is full all the time.
Good bye everybody, I’ve got to go!
Gotta leave you all behind and face my wife!
Mama! ooo
I don’t want to die!
I sometimes wish I wouldn’t have a Norn at all!

I see a little silhouetto of a charr.
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the jumping puzzle.
Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me!
Zorromos, Zorromos
Zorromos, Zorromos
Zorromos RNG, Magnifico!

I’m just a poor plant, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor plant from a poor Pale Tree,
Spare him his life from this Risen Monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will your guild let you go?
Asura! No – we will not let you go – let him go
Asura! We will not let you go – let him go
Asura! We will not let you go – let me go
Will not let you go – let me go (never)
Never let you go – let me go
Never let me go – ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!
Balthazar has an obsidian shard put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can kill me and loot my stuff!
So you think you can steal my buff!
Ohh babyyy, I’ll report you, noob babyyy
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of the combaaat.

oooh yeah, oooh yeah.
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Karma really matters
Anyone can see
Karma really matters – karma really matters to me

“You know what the chain of command is?
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”

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Posted by: pdavis.8031

pdavis.8031

Special thanks to Mark, Rhael, Asmodeus, and everyone else who contributed to this inspiring song.

“You know what the chain of command is?
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”

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Posted by: MithranArkanere.8957

MithranArkanere.8957

Norns are just big humans hooked on “Spirit of the Wild” juice, anyways.

Just look at the Ossas, the Mad King, or Shiro, or Palawa Joko. Or every single Guild Lord in GW1.

Those were all humans once, and all freaking tall. Some taller than tall norn.

Turai Ossa could even stomp like giants. I don’t mean mimicking the move. The guy could actually do a Giant Stomp. And not like a warrior stomp, jumping with the whole body. A one-foot giant stomp, just like GW1’s giants and GW2’s fake giant cyclops posers that have just one eye, and no tusks or horns like real giants do. They better add real 2-eyed tusked minotaur-herding giants if they ever add the Crystal Desert map…

…what was I talking about?

SUGGEST-A-TRON says:
PAY—ONCE—UNLOCKS—ARE—ALWAYS—BETTER.
No exceptions!

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

Norns are just big humans hooked on “Spirit of the Wild” juice, anyways.

Just look at the Ossas, the Mad King, or Shiro, or Palawa Joko. Or every single Guild Lord in GW1.

Those were all humans once, and all freaking tall. Some taller than tall norn.

Turai Ossa could even stomp like giants. I don’t mean mimicking the move. The guy could actually do a Giant Stomp. And not like a warrior stomp, jumping with the whole body. A one-foot giant stomp, just like GW1’s giants and GW2’s fake giant cyclops posers that have just one eye, and no tusks or horns like real giants do. They better add real 2-eyed tusked minotaur-herding giants if they ever add the Crystal Desert map…

…what was I talking about?

Idk. But whatever you had, I want some of it.

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Posted by: Erus Keb.8379

Erus Keb.8379

Best. Thread. Ever.

+111111111

I got to thinking that some may not know what was going on. Here’s a video that might shed some light on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQsM6u0a038

That performance has been dubbed things like: 20 minutes that changed music and the top greatest live musical performance.

A short version of it with some interesting commentary. My favorite comment: This was made for Freddie" hello the planet" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNwixrmdVbg

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Posted by: Xbon.9086

Xbon.9086

if real life was like GW2, I would’ve gambled everything away. Good thing I can gamble in gw2 instead. :P

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Posted by: pdavis.8031

pdavis.8031

Best. Thread. Ever.

+111111111

I got to thinking that some may not know what was going on. Here’s a video that might shed some light on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQsM6u0a038

That performance has been dubbed things like: 20 minutes that changed music and the top greatest live musical performance.

A short version of it with some interesting commentary. My favorite comment: This was made for Freddie" hello the planet" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNwixrmdVbg

Its like some people do things just cause they get paid. And thats just really sad.

Maybe it shows my age, but that is one of the greatest songs ever written.

“You know what the chain of command is?
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”

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Posted by: HyruleanHyroe.1473

HyruleanHyroe.1473

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.

they’re*

Norn male and human female:
[img]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4e413eeb69bedd8f0b00000c/shaquille-oneal.jpg[/img]

PERFECT.

I have a “band”, Beatiatrician: http://youtu.be/zw_Sl-El8_I

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Posted by: LanfearShadowflame.3189

LanfearShadowflame.3189

rofl!

now that was cool to read first thing in the morning…

Don’t look at me like that. Whatever you’ve heard, it’s probably not true.

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Posted by: Azrael.4960

Azrael.4960

rofl!

now that was cool to read first thing in the morning…

Twas indeed, was a great way to get off to a slow start …

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Karizee.8076

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Posted by: Devata.6589

Devata.6589

Then people would have a lot of bruises because of all the invisible walls they bumped into.

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Posted by: Offair.2563

Offair.2563

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.

lol. Shows Arenanet really loves warriors.

Big Babou, Ranger for life.
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.

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Posted by: LanfearShadowflame.3189

LanfearShadowflame.3189

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.

lol. Shows Arenanet really loves warriors.

Could have been a guard too… they have the ability to use hammers…

Don’t look at me like that. Whatever you’ve heard, it’s probably not true.

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Posted by: MithranArkanere.8957

MithranArkanere.8957

[…]

Could have been a guard too… they have the ability to use hammers…

Or a ranger, necromancer, or engineer.

Wait. What year is this?

Oh, nevermind. Too soon.

SUGGEST-A-TRON says:
PAY—ONCE—UNLOCKS—ARE—ALWAYS—BETTER.
No exceptions!

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Posted by: HELLruler.4820

HELLruler.4820

China is like GW2: people work like slaves and earn terrible salaries

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Posted by: Rouven.7409

Rouven.7409

Theory: Information needs some visual aid to sink in.

Attachments:

“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”

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Posted by: Soren.9316

Soren.9316

Best thread ever!

We got this guys, GW2 Band ftw!

Attachments:

IGN: Soren the Always Lost
Gaiscioch Family [GSCH]

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Posted by: Xbon.9086

Xbon.9086

Best thread ever!

We got this guys, GW2 Band ftw!

le no guitar or bass in gw2 yet, remake with horn / flute / bell / mfd / harp .-.

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Posted by: VergilDeZaniah.3295

VergilDeZaniah.3295

I’m crying thanks to this awesomeness xD

Guild leader of The Nephilim of Elysium.

Son of Elonia.

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Posted by: Malganis.7468

Malganis.7468

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.

they’re*

Norn male and human female:
[img]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4e413eeb69bedd8f0b00000c/shaquille-oneal.jpg[/img]

Nope. It would be *their.

Put my hammer against their heads is correct, but took a swing and now THEY’RE dead is what I meant.

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