(edited by Harbard.5738)
If real life was like GW2...
Obviously it is real, then. Norns are alive and well in the real world!
I like how she’s wearing platform dhoes with that height.
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.
Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see.
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.
Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see.
I’m just a poor boy, I need pre cursors.
Easy come, easy go.
C’mon, ArenaNet…get something going!
Little high, little low.
Anywhere warnhorns blow, doesn’t reaallly matter to meeee. Tooo me.
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.
(edited by Mark Katzbach.9084)
5,200 hrs, the past year? Oh no! My life is a lie. No, the cake is a lie
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.
devsssss….. quest had just begun
I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
5,200 hrs, the past year? Oh no! My life is a lie. No, the cake is a lie
And what do you have to show for it? Some virtual items. LOL
You win.
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.
Mama… my new character has just begun. But now they’ve taken all my traits away!
>:)
Balthazar has an obsidian shard put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeeee!
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.
they’re*
Norn male and human female:
[img]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4e413eeb69bedd8f0b00000c/shaquille-oneal.jpg[/img]
So you think you can kill me and loot my stuff!
So you think you can steal my buff!
Ohh babyyy, I’ll report you, noob babyyy
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of the combaaat.
William S. Burroughs
then eng and war gonna win cause they can use pistol/rifle
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.
New permanent content soon ? Or is it fantasy?
[Kr] Dungeon Speedclear & Fractals
www.keep-running.fr
I’m just a poor plant, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor plant from a poor Pale Tree,
Spare him his life from this Risen Monstrosity.
Just had to log in and say this is the best thread I’ve read in these forums :P
I’m just a poor plant, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor plant from a poor Pale Tree,
Spare him his life from this Risen Monstrosity.
Scarlet come, Scarlet go.
Mordy made it so.
(edited by Wasbunny.6531)
AreeeenaNet has a dragon put aside for me…
for me…
FOR MEEEEE!!!
(guitar solo)
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.
they’re*
Norn male and human female:
[img]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4e413eeb69bedd8f0b00000c/shaquille-oneal.jpg[/img]
Nope. It would be *their.
5,200 hrs, the past year? Oh no! My life is a lie. No, the cake is a lie
And what do you have to show for it? Some virtual items. LOL
You win.
Yeah, but I’m really old, disabled so I’m easily amused. LOL Remember, you can’t take it with you when you die. <smile> Virtual items/real life items, it’s all the same.
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.
they’re*
Norn male and human female:
[img]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4e413eeb69bedd8f0b00000c/shaquille-oneal.jpg[/img]Nope. It would be *their.
Anyway the word’s spelled…
doesn’t really matter to meeeee.
To me.
If real life were like GW2…
The average human would be incredibly fit, athletic, and acrobatic Olympians…
…who regularly die when descending soft slopes.
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.
devsssss….. quest had just begun
And now LA’s been blown awaaaaay.
Best. Thread. Ever. Too bad it got derailed…
I was inspired to write my own version of the song based on what was brought up here.
Here goes:
Tyrian Rhapsody
Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide. No escape from my enemies.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Because gold is easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me. To me.
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.
Silvari life has just begun, and know we’ve gone and thrown it all away!
Didn’t mean to make you die,
If I’m not online this time tomorrow.
Carry on! Carry on. As if bloodstone dust really matters…
I’m too late! Tequatls just begun.
Sends shivers down my spine.
Inventory is full all the time.
Good bye everybody, I’ve got to go!
Gotta leave you all behind and face my wife!
Mama! ooo
I don’t want to die!
I sometimes wish I wouldn’t have a Norn at all!
I see a little silhouetto of a charr.
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the jumping puzzle.
Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me!
Zorromos, Zorromos
Zorromos, Zorromos
Zorromos RNG, Magnifico!
I’m just a poor plant, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor plant from a poor Pale Tree,
Spare him his life from this Risen Monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will your guild let you go?
Asura! No – we will not let you go – let him go
Asura! We will not let you go – let him go
Asura! We will not let you go – let me go
Will not let you go – let me go (never)
Never let you go – let me go
Never let me go – ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!
Balthazar has an obsidian shard put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeeee!
So you think you can kill me and loot my stuff!
So you think you can steal my buff!
Ohh babyyy, I’ll report you, noob babyyy
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of the combaaat.
oooh yeah, oooh yeah.
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Karma really matters
Anyone can see
Karma really matters – karma really matters to me
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”
Special thanks to Mark, Rhael, Asmodeus, and everyone else who contributed to this inspiring song.
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”
Norns are just big humans hooked on “Spirit of the Wild” juice, anyways.
Just look at the Ossas, the Mad King, or Shiro, or Palawa Joko. Or every single Guild Lord in GW1.
Those were all humans once, and all freaking tall. Some taller than tall norn.
Turai Ossa could even stomp like giants. I don’t mean mimicking the move. The guy could actually do a Giant Stomp. And not like a warrior stomp, jumping with the whole body. A one-foot giant stomp, just like GW1’s giants and GW2’s fake giant cyclops posers that have just one eye, and no tusks or horns like real giants do. They better add real 2-eyed tusked minotaur-herding giants if they ever add the Crystal Desert map…
…
…what was I talking about?
Norns are just big humans hooked on “Spirit of the Wild” juice, anyways.
Just look at the Ossas, the Mad King, or Shiro, or Palawa Joko. Or every single Guild Lord in GW1.
Those were all humans once, and all freaking tall. Some taller than tall norn.
Turai Ossa could even stomp like giants. I don’t mean mimicking the move. The guy could actually do a Giant Stomp. And not like a warrior stomp, jumping with the whole body. A one-foot giant stomp, just like GW1’s giants and GW2’s fake giant cyclops posers that have just one eye, and no tusks or horns like real giants do. They better add real 2-eyed tusked minotaur-herding giants if they ever add the Crystal Desert map…
…
…what was I talking about?
Idk. But whatever you had, I want some of it.
Best. Thread. Ever.
+111111111
I got to thinking that some may not know what was going on. Here’s a video that might shed some light on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQsM6u0a038
That performance has been dubbed things like: 20 minutes that changed music and the top greatest live musical performance.
A short version of it with some interesting commentary. My favorite comment: This was made for Freddie" hello the planet" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNwixrmdVbg
if real life was like GW2, I would’ve gambled everything away. Good thing I can gamble in gw2 instead. :P
Best. Thread. Ever.
+111111111
I got to thinking that some may not know what was going on. Here’s a video that might shed some light on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQsM6u0a038
That performance has been dubbed things like: 20 minutes that changed music and the top greatest live musical performance.
A short version of it with some interesting commentary. My favorite comment: This was made for Freddie" hello the planet" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNwixrmdVbg
Its like some people do things just cause they get paid. And thats just really sad.
Maybe it shows my age, but that is one of the greatest songs ever written.
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.
they’re*
Norn male and human female:
[img]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4e413eeb69bedd8f0b00000c/shaquille-oneal.jpg[/img]
PERFECT.
rofl!
now that was cool to read first thing in the morning…
rofl!
now that was cool to read first thing in the morning…
Twas indeed, was a great way to get off to a slow start …
Then people would have a lot of bruises because of all the invisible walls they bumped into.
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.
lol. Shows Arenanet really loves warriors.
Madness Rises [Rise] – Banners Hold.
Don’t argue with idiots, they pull you down their level and own you with experience.
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.
lol. Shows Arenanet really loves warriors.
Could have been a guard too… they have the ability to use hammers…
[…]
Could have been a guard too… they have the ability to use hammers…
Or a ranger, necromancer, or engineer.
Wait. What year is this?
Oh, nevermind. Too soon.
China is like GW2: people work like slaves and earn terrible salaries
Theory: Information needs some visual aid to sink in.
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
Best thread ever!
We got this guys, GW2 Band ftw!
Gaiscioch Family [GSCH]
Best thread ever!
We got this guys, GW2 Band ftw!
le no guitar or bass in gw2 yet, remake with horn / flute / bell / mfd / harp .-.
I’m crying thanks to this awesomeness xD
Son of Elonia.
Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now their dead.
they’re*
Norn male and human female:
[img]http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4e413eeb69bedd8f0b00000c/shaquille-oneal.jpg[/img]Nope. It would be *their.
Put my hammer against their heads is correct, but took a swing and now THEY’RE dead is what I meant.