If you had one million gold

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Posted by: Keiran.1896

Keiran.1896

What would you do?

Personally, I’d:
- Buy all legendary weapons from TP.
- Fill my entire bank with crafting materials.
- Discover all the crafting recipes of the game.
- Discover the maximum amount of character slots.
- Buy all the expensive TP skins of the game.
- Buy all the cultural armor skins of the game.

Now you know what to do with your next million dollar!

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Posted by: insidiane.9570

insidiane.9570

Doing that would basically defeat the purpose of playing the game further.

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Posted by: Keiran.1896

Keiran.1896

Doing that would basically defeat the purpose of playing the game further.

There would still be sPvP ranks, WvW ranks, WvW achievements and all the other achievements of the game! That’s what I’d do after buying everything.

Then you have to wait expansions.

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Posted by: ZudetGambeous.9573

ZudetGambeous.9573

I’d buy up all the pre-cursors and ACTUALLY control the precursor market so that all those whiners on the trading forum would understand what real manipulation was like as they suffered under my iron fist.

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Posted by: tolunart.2095

tolunart.2095

- Send everyone on the server 10 gold.

- Get banned by Anet as a gold seller because who else is going to have that much?

- Die of malnutrition because you haven’t gotten out of your chair in six months and have been living on the nachos and beer that your friends bring over every weekend.

- Realize that if you put that much effort into Real Life you’d be married with a kid on the way and a have a decent-paying job by now.

- Take a shower already! Geesh! (Also recommended for working on Real Life, above)

- Uninstall and play another game because after this everything just gets too boring.

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Posted by: Poplolita.2638

Poplolita.2638

- Send everyone on the server 10 gold.

- Get banned by Anet as a gold seller because who else is going to have that much?

- Die of malnutrition because you haven’t gotten out of your chair in six months and have been living on the nachos and beer that your friends bring over every weekend.

- Realize that if you put that much effort into Real Life you’d be married with a kid on the way and a have a decent-paying job by now.

- Take a shower already! Geesh! (Also recommended for working on Real Life, above)

- Uninstall and play another game because after this everything just gets too boring.

It made me giggle in rl actually! +1

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Posted by: Fox Soul.4809

Fox Soul.4809

Break the Trading post for more profit.

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Posted by: tolunart.2095

tolunart.2095

I knew someone would get my sense of humor…

One more:

- Convert it all to gems and crash the market.

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Posted by: Kain Francois.4328

Kain Francois.4328

I would blow it all on Black Lion Chests.

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Posted by: Krugan.7901

Krugan.7901

Ruin the market for the lulz

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Posted by: Decked.8274

Decked.8274

Buy all the precursors and sell them for twice the price, hate me.

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Posted by: Chuo.4238

Chuo.4238

I’d check for viruses. And expect a ban forthwith.

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Posted by: Bead.8609

Bead.8609

Convert it all to keys for chests and be angry that I only got 1 weapon skin from them.

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Posted by: Decked.8274

Decked.8274

^lol

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Posted by: Keiran.1896

Keiran.1896

I’d check for viruses. And expect a ban forthwith.

What if you buy this million gold from Anet? they won’t say anything^^

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Posted by: achensherd.2735

achensherd.2735

I’d craft my 7 remaining professions to 80, buy legendaries for all of them, philanthropize for newbies, and hold twisted and bizarre contests with gold/item prizes for my amusement.

I’d buy up all the pre-cursors and ACTUALLY control the precursor market so that all those whiners on the trading forum would understand what real manipulation was like as they suffered under my iron fist.

I like your way of thinking. If I got 1 million gold first, I’d fund this project.

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Posted by: zityz.6089

zityz.6089

If I had a million gold I’d buy you a monkey. I betcha always wanted a monkey!

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Posted by: nethykins.7986

nethykins.7986

I’d share it out among people through events.

Then i’d immediately be banned for gold-selling.
Funny world, huh?

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Posted by: Auesis.7301

Auesis.7301

I’d buy every single moderately expensive weapon, sigil, rune and armor piece from the TP. I would then create a new guild called “EA Games” and sell everything back for inflated prices while laughing maniacally as people are forced to contribute to my never-ending profit.

I would then strip naked, spawn legions of Boxes of Fun in LA and /dance forever, doing other stuff in the meantime.

Gnome Child [Gc]
Resident Thief

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Posted by: Ayane Hajinmon.9165

Ayane Hajinmon.9165

im a hoarder so ill max my bank space, guild bank space, character slots, and max all of my characters bag slots so i can hoard more stuff…

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Posted by: KINGRPG.3492

KINGRPG.3492

I will sell the gold and stop playing this game then I will go on a date with girls around the world. Problem?

Sorry for my beginner English / http://www.kingrpg.net My Blog

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Posted by: fizzypop.6458

fizzypop.6458

learn how to do TP flipping so that I could make even more.

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Posted by: Palador.2170

Palador.2170

I’d put it in my bank, and never touch it.

If someone went through the effort of giving me 1M gold, it was to see what I would do with it. So, naturally, I’d be a spiteful and contrary little kitten and do nothing with it. And laugh.

Sarcasm, delivered with a
delicate, brick-like subtlety.

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Posted by: Girlsgonewow.1032

Girlsgonewow.1032

I would dig a big hole, put all the gold in it, and swim in the gold.

“Come, my friends.
’Tis is not too late to seek a newer world.”
-“Ulysses”, by Alred, Lord Tennyson

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

Buy everyone commander title until Lion’s Arch’s map is blue’d out.

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Posted by: Chuo.4238

Chuo.4238

I’d check for viruses. And expect a ban forthwith.

What if you buy this million gold from Anet? they won’t say anything^^

Oh! Well then…I’d buy a jazillion Black Lion Keys and open a small fraction of the ones in my storage

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Posted by: Ashadow.6874

Ashadow.6874

What would you do?

Personally, I’d:
- Buy all legendary weapons from TP.
- Fill my entire bank with crafting materials.
- Discover all the crafting recipes of the game.
- Discover the maximum amount of character slots.
- Buy all the expensive TP skins of the game.
- Buy all the cultural armor skins of the game.

Now you know what to do with your next million dollar!

In four very devious steps:

1) Buy every precursor in the game, and hoard them, never ever re-releasing them back into the game.

2) Buy every ecto in the entire game – EVERY time they were posted – until Ecto prices rose to 2g+

3) Sell hoarded ectos sporadically to keep my cash flow high enough to keep buying more precursors.

4) Sit back and wait until Anet finally fixes the Precursor drop mechanism’s once they realize their entire economy, for once, REALLY IS controlled by a single player.

Then when the Dev’s logged in to post a “no one single player is in control of all the Precursors/Ectos, it’s various people” — I would laugh and post screenshots of my account filled with 300,000+ Ectos and precursors…

..and say, “Orly?”

#SAB 2014 plx

#OccupySAB2014

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Posted by: Decked.8274

Decked.8274

I would dig a big hole, put all the gold in it, and swim in the gold.

Something like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG5p9TVIm9o

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Posted by: Thelgar.7214

Thelgar.7214

I still wouldn’t be able to get a fused weapon skin.

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Posted by: Namu.5712

Namu.5712

- Send everyone on the server 10 gold.

- Get banned by Anet as a gold seller because who else is going to have that much?

- Die of malnutrition because you haven’t gotten out of your chair in six months and have been living on the nachos and beer that your friends bring over every weekend.

- Realize that if you put that much effort into Real Life you’d be married with a kid on the way and a have a decent-paying job by now.

- Take a shower already! Geesh! (Also recommended for working on Real Life, above)

- Uninstall and play another game because after this everything just gets too boring.

hahaha

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Posted by: Voidrunner.5093

Voidrunner.5093

The smart thing, use it when I need to.

Quaggan wants to sit in chair
Quaggan has been trying and trying, but Quaggan cannot sit on chair.
Quaggan does not think sitting exists. . .Quaggan sad.

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Posted by: Voidrunner.5093

Voidrunner.5093

OMG so many ideas

Ok

First idea-Using 1 million gold to make the greatest necromancer cult ever.

Find a random nooob player.
Aproach him/her and say, “Rise my Brother/Sister”
Use money to make him/her a prodegy of death
In return they follow your every order.

expanding on this

Use the money to form a whole entire army of loyal soldiers who follow your every incompetent order.

Create a necromancer cult. with exceptions
-Everyone must call each other brother or sister and must wear the same colors (black, abyss, etc).
-Everyone must yell a battle cry before charging into battle
-All Warriors need to wield Twilight.
-Everyone must yell “Help me bruthah!!” when downed.
-All rangers need to have pet ravens

Get entire guild to syncronize dance in one area naked in WVW
-make enemies go “WTF”

Still will be working on this gonna play GW2

Quaggan wants to sit in chair
Quaggan has been trying and trying, but Quaggan cannot sit on chair.
Quaggan does not think sitting exists. . .Quaggan sad.

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Posted by: RebelYell.7132

RebelYell.7132

Crafting XP myself a level 80 character of every profession/race/gender combo.

User was infracted for being awesome.

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Posted by: Chickenshoes.6250

Chickenshoes.6250

- Send everyone on the server 10 gold.

- Get banned by Anet as a gold seller because who else is going to have that much?

- Die of malnutrition because you haven’t gotten out of your chair in six months and have been living on the nachos and beer that your friends bring over every weekend.

- Realize that if you put that much effort into Real Life you’d be married with a kid on the way and a have a decent-paying job by now.

- Take a shower already! Geesh! (Also recommended for working on Real Life, above)

- Uninstall and play another game because after this everything just gets too boring.

I’d have friends? Ones that care enough to bring me beer and nachos regularly?

Sign me up!

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Posted by: Angelus.1042

Angelus.1042

What would you do?

Personally, I’d:
- Buy all legendary weapons from TP.
- Fill my entire bank with crafting materials.
- Discover all the crafting recipes of the game.
- Discover the maximum amount of character slots.
- Buy all the expensive TP skins of the game.
- Buy all the cultural armor skins of the game.

Now you know what to do with your next million dollar!

Buying all Legendary…..

There’s nothing Legendary about this games legendaries if they can be bought…

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Posted by: Chickenshoes.6250

Chickenshoes.6250

What would you do?

Personally, I’d:
- Buy all legendary weapons from TP.
- Fill my entire bank with crafting materials.
- Discover all the crafting recipes of the game.
- Discover the maximum amount of character slots.
- Buy all the expensive TP skins of the game.
- Buy all the cultural armor skins of the game.

Now you know what to do with your next million dollar!

Buying all Legendary…..

There’s nothing Legendary about this games legendaries if they can be bought…

The point is that they would again be legendary if only 1 player ever could afford enough to buy them and he’s just using them to make youtube videos of him salvaging them with crude kits.

Nobody else would be able to afford them ever.

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Posted by: Voidrunner.5093

Voidrunner.5093

Craft Eternity,
sell it for 1 copper

Quaggan wants to sit in chair
Quaggan has been trying and trying, but Quaggan cannot sit on chair.
Quaggan does not think sitting exists. . .Quaggan sad.

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Posted by: Conncept.7638

Conncept.7638

Buy all the legendaries on the TP, and give them away to casual players.

Then buy all the lodestones and higher level crafting materials and resell them off the TP market for a reasonable price. Market reset, here we come!

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Posted by: MuffinPieFace.9513

MuffinPieFace.9513

Buy all the mats (constantly) on the tp and make everyone farm them like in the good ol’ days.

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Posted by: Voidrunner.5093

Voidrunner.5093

Craft Eternity,
sell it for 1 copper

Buy an elder dragon

Buy Lion’s Arch, make housing very low.

Start a charity for Skritt with disability

Start asuran research on quaggan’s with autism

Build detox centers for hylek addicted to drugs, and sylvari addicted to smoking

Start an AA for norns

Abolish slavery in all the krait states

Bring buddhism to the Charr

Buy Divinities reach and start a constitutional monarchy

Free Kodans from China

Smuggle opium into Cantha

Elect the first Elonian President

Clone Giganticus Lupicus

……

Quaggan wants to sit in chair
Quaggan has been trying and trying, but Quaggan cannot sit on chair.
Quaggan does not think sitting exists. . .Quaggan sad.

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Posted by: TimeBomb.3427

TimeBomb.3427

When I saw the thread title, all I could think about was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8zdNe_l3M8

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Posted by: Dante.1508

Dante.1508

I would give my guild all percursers, i’d probably kill the economy in the process but i don’t care the economy has done me zero favors, so tough luck..

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Posted by: RainbowSyrup.4130

RainbowSyrup.4130

buy all legendaries, salvage them with basic salvage kits.

’’I’m sad hanar can’t wear sweaters’’
-Grunt

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Posted by: Lafiel.9372

Lafiel.9372

What would you do?

Personally, I’d:
- Buy all legendary weapons from TP.
- Fill my entire bank with crafting materials.
- Discover all the crafting recipes of the game.
- Discover the maximum amount of character slots.
- Buy all the expensive TP skins of the game.
- Buy all the cultural armor skins of the game.

Now you know what to do with your next million dollar!

Such small dreams with so much power. I would become the next super villain with it

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Posted by: Garambola.2461

Garambola.2461

Frankly, I would be so very bored.

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Honestly? I’d continue to play the game exactly as I did before, except that when a situation arises when I need a particularly expensive ingredient or item, I no longer have to wait and save up to purchase it anymore.

I give myself ludicrous amounts of money in single player games all the time. It doesn’t affect my enjoyment of the game in the slightest.

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Posted by: Indoles.1467

Indoles.1467

I would buy every bit of precursors of the tp and place them at ridiculously high prices and every time someone undercuts me I’ll buy theirs and sell it for more. Normally I don’t troll other people, but I had this much money, why else would I play?

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Posted by: azizul.8469

azizul.8469

…….. i would have regretted not being able to hoard the same amount of dollars in real life…..

Cutie Phantasmer/Farinas [HAX] – CD Casual
Archeage = Farmville with PK

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Posted by: rgrwng.4072

rgrwng.4072

buy legendaries for all my friends

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Posted by: Nuka Cola.8520

Nuka Cola.8520

there’s nothing epic to buy in this game (nothing like the elemental sword was in gw1 when it was first introduced for example) and i certainly wouldn’t buy any crappy legendaries to join the thousands with one. I’d do nothing with 1 mil but put it in my bank waiting for anet to add something ‘special’ if that ever happens

Fact: every Thief tells you to “l2p” when the subject is to nerf stealth.