Guild Wars 2

What would you do?

Personally, I’d:
- Buy all legendary weapons from TP.
- Fill my entire bank with crafting materials.
- Discover all the crafting recipes of the game.
- Discover the maximum amount of character slots.
- Buy all the expensive TP skins of the game.
- Buy all the cultural armor skins of the game.

Now you know what to do with your next million dollar!

Doing that would basically defeat the purpose of playing the game further.

insidiane.9570:

Doing that would basically defeat the purpose of playing the game further.

There would still be sPvP ranks, WvW ranks, WvW achievements and all the other achievements of the game! That’s what I’d do after buying everything.

Then you have to wait expansions.

- Send everyone on the server 10 gold.

- Get banned by Anet as a gold seller because who else is going to have that much?

- Die of malnutrition because you haven’t gotten out of your chair in six months and have been living on the nachos and beer that your friends bring over every weekend.

- Realize that if you put that much effort into Real Life you’d be married with a kid on the way and a have a decent-paying job by now.

- Take a shower already! Geesh! (Also recommended for working on Real Life, above)

- Uninstall and play another game because after this everything just gets too boring.

tolunart.2095:

- Send everyone on the server 10 gold.

- Get banned by Anet as a gold seller because who else is going to have that much?

- Die of malnutrition because you haven’t gotten out of your chair in six months and have been living on the nachos and beer that your friends bring over every weekend.

- Realize that if you put that much effort into Real Life you’d be married with a kid on the way and a have a decent-paying job by now.

- Take a shower already! Geesh! (Also recommended for working on Real Life, above)

- Uninstall and play another game because after this everything just gets too boring.

It made me giggle in rl actually! +1

Break the Trading post for more profit.

I knew someone would get my sense of humor…

One more:

- Convert it all to gems and crash the market.

I would blow it all on Black Lion Chests.

Ruin the market for the lulz

Buy all the precursors and sell them for twice the price, hate me.

I’d check for viruses. And expect a ban forthwith.

^lol

Chuo.4238:

I’d check for viruses. And expect a ban forthwith.

What if you buy this million gold from Anet? they won’t say anything^^

I’d craft my 7 remaining professions to 80, buy legendaries for all of them, philanthropize for newbies, and hold twisted and bizarre contests with gold/item prizes for my amusement.

ZudetGambeous.9573:

I’d buy up all the pre-cursors and ACTUALLY control the precursor market so that all those whiners on the trading forum would understand what real manipulation was like as they suffered under my iron fist.

I like your way of thinking. If I got 1 million gold first, I’d fund this project.

If I had a million gold I’d buy you a monkey. I betcha always wanted a monkey!

I’d share it out among people through events.

Then i’d immediately be banned for gold-selling.
Funny world, huh?

I’d buy every single moderately expensive weapon, sigil, rune and armor piece from the TP. I would then create a new guild called “EA Games” and sell everything back for inflated prices while laughing maniacally as people are forced to contribute to my never-ending profit.

I would then strip naked, spawn legions of Boxes of Fun in LA and /dance forever, doing other stuff in the meantime.

im a hoarder so ill max my bank space, guild bank space, character slots, and max all of my characters bag slots so i can hoard more stuff…

I will sell the gold and stop playing this game then I will go on a date with girls around the world. Problem?

learn how to do TP flipping so that I could make even more.

I’d put it in my bank, and never touch it.

If someone went through the effort of giving me 1M gold, it was to see what I would do with it. So, naturally, I’d be a spiteful and contrary little kitten and do nothing with it. And laugh.

I would dig a big hole, put all the gold in it, and swim in the gold.

Buy everyone commander title until Lion’s Arch’s map is blue’d out.

Keiran.1896:

Chuo.4238:

I’d check for viruses. And expect a ban forthwith.

What if you buy this million gold from Anet? they won’t say anything^^

Oh! Well then…I’d buy a jazillion Black Lion Keys and open a small fraction of the ones in my storage

Keiran.1896:

What would you do?

Personally, I’d:
- Buy all legendary weapons from TP.
- Fill my entire bank with crafting materials.
- Discover all the crafting recipes of the game.
- Discover the maximum amount of character slots.
- Buy all the expensive TP skins of the game.
- Buy all the cultural armor skins of the game.

Now you know what to do with your next million dollar!

In four very devious steps:

1) Buy every precursor in the game, and hoard them, never ever re-releasing them back into the game.

2) Buy every ecto in the entire game – EVERY time they were posted – until Ecto prices rose to 2g+

3) Sell hoarded ectos sporadically to keep my cash flow high enough to keep buying more precursors.

4) Sit back and wait until Anet finally fixes the Precursor drop mechanism’s once they realize their entire economy, for once, REALLY IS controlled by a single player.

Then when the Dev’s logged in to post a “no one single player is in control of all the Precursors/Ectos, it’s various people” — I would laugh and post screenshots of my account filled with 300,000+ Ectos and precursors…

..and say, “Orly?”

Girlsgonewow.1032:

I would dig a big hole, put all the gold in it, and swim in the gold.

Something like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG5p9TVIm9o

I still wouldn’t be able to get a fused weapon skin.

tolunart.2095:

- Send everyone on the server 10 gold.

- Get banned by Anet as a gold seller because who else is going to have that much?

- Die of malnutrition because you haven’t gotten out of your chair in six months and have been living on the nachos and beer that your friends bring over every weekend.

- Realize that if you put that much effort into Real Life you’d be married with a kid on the way and a have a decent-paying job by now.

- Take a shower already! Geesh! (Also recommended for working on Real Life, above)

- Uninstall and play another game because after this everything just gets too boring.

hahaha

The smart thing, use it when I need to.

OMG so many ideas

Ok

First idea-Using 1 million gold to make the greatest necromancer cult ever.

Find a random nooob player.
Aproach him/her and say, “Rise my Brother/Sister”
Use money to make him/her a prodegy of death
In return they follow your every order.

expanding on this

Use the money to form a whole entire army of loyal soldiers who follow your every incompetent order.

Create a necromancer cult. with exceptions
-Everyone must call each other brother or sister and must wear the same colors (black, abyss, etc).
-Everyone must yell a battle cry before charging into battle
-All Warriors need to wield Twilight.
-Everyone must yell “Help me bruthah!!” when downed.
-All rangers need to have pet ravens

Get entire guild to syncronize dance in one area naked in WVW
-make enemies go “WTF”

Still will be working on this gonna play GW2

Crafting XP myself a level 80 character of every profession/race/gender combo.

tolunart.2095:

- Send everyone on the server 10 gold.

- Get banned by Anet as a gold seller because who else is going to have that much?

- Die of malnutrition because you haven’t gotten out of your chair in six months and have been living on the nachos and beer that your friends bring over every weekend.

- Realize that if you put that much effort into Real Life you’d be married with a kid on the way and a have a decent-paying job by now.

- Take a shower already! Geesh! (Also recommended for working on Real Life, above)

- Uninstall and play another game because after this everything just gets too boring.

I’d have friends? Ones that care enough to bring me beer and nachos regularly?

Sign me up!

Keiran.1896:

What would you do?

Personally, I’d:
- Buy all legendary weapons from TP.
- Fill my entire bank with crafting materials.
- Discover all the crafting recipes of the game.
- Discover the maximum amount of character slots.
- Buy all the expensive TP skins of the game.
- Buy all the cultural armor skins of the game.

Now you know what to do with your next million dollar!

Buying all Legendary…..

There’s nothing Legendary about this games legendaries if they can be bought…

Angelus.1042:

Keiran.1896:

What would you do?

Personally, I’d:
- Buy all legendary weapons from TP.
- Fill my entire bank with crafting materials.
- Discover all the crafting recipes of the game.
- Discover the maximum amount of character slots.
- Buy all the expensive TP skins of the game.
- Buy all the cultural armor skins of the game.

Now you know what to do with your next million dollar!

Buying all Legendary…..

There’s nothing Legendary about this games legendaries if they can be bought…

The point is that they would again be legendary if only 1 player ever could afford enough to buy them and he’s just using them to make youtube videos of him salvaging them with crude kits.

Nobody else would be able to afford them ever.

Craft Eternity,
sell it for 1 copper

Buy all the legendaries on the TP, and give them away to casual players.

Then buy all the lodestones and higher level crafting materials and resell them off the TP market for a reasonable price. Market reset, here we come!

Buy all the mats (constantly) on the tp and make everyone farm them like in the good ol’ days.

Craft Eternity,
sell it for 1 copper

Buy an elder dragon

Buy Lion’s Arch, make housing very low.

Start a charity for Skritt with disability

Start asuran research on quaggan’s with autism

Build detox centers for hylek addicted to drugs, and sylvari addicted to smoking

Start an AA for norns

Abolish slavery in all the krait states

Bring buddhism to the Charr

Buy Divinities reach and start a constitutional monarchy

Free Kodans from China

Smuggle opium into Cantha

Elect the first Elonian President

Clone Giganticus Lupicus

……

When I saw the thread title, all I could think about was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8zdNe_l3M8

I would give my guild all percursers, i’d probably kill the economy in the process but i don’t care the economy has done me zero favors, so tough luck..

buy all legendaries, salvage them with basic salvage kits.

Keiran.1896:

What would you do?

Personally, I’d:
- Buy all legendary weapons from TP.
- Fill my entire bank with crafting materials.
- Discover all the crafting recipes of the game.
- Discover the maximum amount of character slots.
- Buy all the expensive TP skins of the game.
- Buy all the cultural armor skins of the game.

Now you know what to do with your next million dollar!

Such small dreams with so much power. I would become the next super villain with it

Frankly, I would be so very bored.

Honestly? I’d continue to play the game exactly as I did before, except that when a situation arises when I need a particularly expensive ingredient or item, I no longer have to wait and save up to purchase it anymore.

I give myself ludicrous amounts of money in single player games all the time. It doesn’t affect my enjoyment of the game in the slightest.

I would buy every bit of precursors of the tp and place them at ridiculously high prices and every time someone undercuts me I’ll buy theirs and sell it for more. Normally I don’t troll other people, but I had this much money, why else would I play?

…….. i would have regretted not being able to hoard the same amount of dollars in real life…..

buy legendaries for all my friends

there’s nothing epic to buy in this game (nothing like the elemental sword was in gw1 when it was first introduced for example) and i certainly wouldn’t buy any crappy legendaries to join the thousands with one. I’d do nothing with 1 mil but put it in my bank waiting for anet to add something ‘special’ if that ever happens