Joke Thread
I bet you could run faster than a centaur
How do you get an invite into Cof P1 as a ranger?
You dress all in purple, wield a 2 hander and say the critter following you around is just a mini-pet.
!!! I’m Six Feet Tall!!!
Sorel→~Saga/Ranger~Shadow/Guardian~Balthazor/Warrior
Q: Why do asura hate rodent pests?
A: They just don’t give a skritt.
tPvP/sPvP, making e-sports soon.
*An asura walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
Bartender: That would be 5 silvers.
The asura: Put it in my tab. I’m a little short.
*What does sylvaris backbag say when it’s full?
-You are over cucumbered
*A jotun enters hoelbrak. Suddenly a giant explosion-like sound sweeps trough the city.
Jotun: HELP!
Norn #1: What in the bears name was that!? Are you all right?
Jotun: Ye me okay but I think I might have chipped a tooth.
(edited by Hicci.8761)
How do you get an invite into Cof P1 as a ranger?
You dress all in purple, wield a 2 hander and say the critter following you around is just a mini-pet.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read so far.
A norn, a human, a charr, and a sylvari walk into a bar.
The Asura walks under it.
A short joke or an intelligence joke? YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!!