Write some GW2 jokes here I’ll start.
You know why there are so few charr mesmers? They’re so ugly no one wants to duplicate them………… maybe lame but at least it counts as contribution
Joke Thread
I bet you could run faster than a centaur
How do you get an invite into Cof P1 as a ranger?
You dress all in purple, wield a 2 hander and say the critter following you around is just a mini-pet.
!!! I’m Six Feet Tall!!!
[keen] Far Shiverpeaks Eu-server
Sorel→~Saga/Ranger~Shadow/Guardian~Balthazor/Warrior
Sorel→~Saga/Ranger~Shadow/Guardian~Balthazor/Warrior
Q: Why do asura hate rodent pests?
A: They just don’t give a skritt.
tPvP/sPvP, making e-sports soon.
*An asura walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
Bartender: That would be 5 silvers.
The asura: Put it in my tab. I’m a little short.
*What does sylvaris backbag say when it’s full?
-You are over cucumbered
*A jotun enters hoelbrak. Suddenly a giant explosion-like sound sweeps trough the city.
Jotun: HELP!
Norn #1: What in the bears name was that!? Are you all right?
Jotun: Ye me okay but I think I might have chipped a tooth.
(edited by Hicci.8761)
How do you get an invite into Cof P1 as a ranger?
You dress all in purple, wield a 2 hander and say the critter following you around is just a mini-pet.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read so far.
A norn, a human, a charr, and a sylvari walk into a bar.
The Asura walks under it.
A short joke or an intelligence joke? YOU MAKE THE CALL!!!!