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Posted by: JoopdeRooij.5736

JoopdeRooij.5736

Superior Sigil of Critter Slaying
+50% Damage against critters

THIS!!!!!! XD

Ok, my set:
Superior Rune of UselessTargetSelect
1: +5% swiftness
2: 80% chance of selecting a target way beyond your reach
3: +100% ferocity
4: + 50% endurance refill
5: 80% chance on critical hit to switch selected enemy
6: Spawns totally irrelevant mob in your vicinity and autoselects it instead of real mobs swarming all over you

Superior Sigil of Satan.
1. 66.6% chance on critical hit to spawn Satan. Satan will do massive damage to its environment (fire from the sky) and thus ending the map/instance/dungeon; massive kills count towards daily/monthly total kills and condition damage.

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Posted by: Hule.8794

Hule.8794

Superior Rune of Suicide(6/6)
(1): 10% Reduced falling damage
(2): 100% Magic Find when looting enemy killed by falling damage
(3): Your body will bounce 3 times when killed by falling damage
(4): 15% Reduced falling damage
(5): 25% chance to teleport back on cliff when killed by falling damage
(6): Kill random enemy instead of you when killed by falling damage

Imagine all those wvw players jumping from cliffs to kill enemies.

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Posted by: Palador.2170

Palador.2170

Superior Rune of RP
(1): Unlocks the /chairsit emote. (Note, it’s up to you to align yourself so it looks right with whatever you’re sitting on.)
(2): Unlocks the /drinkbeer and /drinktea emotes
(3): Unlocks the /roll emote, which will make a 6-sided dice appear above the character’s head (random 1-6)
(4): Unlocks the /eatpastry and /eatdrumstick emotes
(5): Cuts chat suppression duration in half
(6): Megaserver will now sort this character into instances with other characters wearing a full RP rune set as top priority.

Sarcasm, delivered with a
delicate, brick-like subtlety.

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Posted by: Alkonium.9164

Alkonium.9164

As a throwback to GW1’s Orge Slaying Knife,

Rune of Naga Slaying
+50% against Nagas

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Posted by: Gaile Gray

Gaile Gray

ArenaNet Communications Manager

I had no idea what this thread would contain when I clicked it.

I’m having fun with your ideas. The “thick rubber waders” would be something I’d pay real gems for, as an April Fools Day outfit. Also, I want the Kitten, the Kitten Kitten, and the Zookeeper.

Hey, Valento, I’m flattered, but you have to know I’m way ahead of #6! Oh, and TexZero, you forgot the testing cycle.

Gaile Gray
Communications Manager
Guild & Fansite Relations; In-Game Events
ArenaNet

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Posted by: Ashen.2907

Ashen.2907

Superior Sigil of Real Rangers:

Active pets suffer an heart attack and die tragically and permanently. The Ranger has +15% attack speed, range and damage.

I’d pay for that.

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Posted by: Chrury.4627

Chrury.4627

Ha! Much fun

Superior Rune of Minor Fortress(6/6)
(1): +10% Luck Gain
(2): – 20% Skill Cooldown
(3): +15% Power (of Will, Concentrated)
(4): +5% Pleasure
(5): +50% Agony (AKA Pain)
(6): +100% Reason to Remember the name

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Posted by: JoopdeRooij.5736

JoopdeRooij.5736

Superior Rune of RP
(1): Unlocks the /chairsit emote. (Note, it’s up to you to align yourself so it looks right with whatever you’re sitting on.)
(2): Unlocks the /drinkbeer and /drinktea emotes
(3): Unlocks the /roll emote, which will make a 6-sided dice appear above the character’s head (random 1-6)
(4): Unlocks the /eatpastry and /eatdrumstick emotes
(5): Cuts chat suppression duration in half
(6): Megaserver will now sort this character into instances with other characters wearing a full RP rune set as top priority.

Isnt this actually the superior rune of the Norn? XD

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Posted by: Xenon.4537

Xenon.4537

Superior Rune of Arenanet(6/6)
(1): +9001 big promises
(2): -500% faith from fans
(3): 50% chance to add cool new features every 6 months or so
(4): 100% chance for fans to complain no matter what
(5): -9001 hopes and dreams
(6): 100% chance to say “When it’s ready” and cloak for 7 years (1 sec cooldown, stacks duration)

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Posted by: Doctor Faustus.6372

Doctor Faustus.6372

Superior Rune of Trahearne(6/6)
(1): +5% Damage while in Orr
(2): Follow a random player while AFK and remind him/her of your superiority constantly.
(3): +15% Damage while in Orr
(4): Talk in a incredibly snobby manner.
(5): +25% Damage while in Orr
(6): 100% Chance on Existing: Remind your teammates that you’re the boss.

OP! +45% Damage in Arah! Wanna have that! ANet pls!

[vC] Doctor Faustus.6372

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Posted by: beastie.4536

beastie.4536

Superior Rune of Dungeon Elitist (6/6)
(1): +100% of Auto boot Ranger and Necromancer
(2): Team auto ping armor states upon entering the dungeon
(3): Team AP(>5000) check upon entering the dungeon
(4): Shout “You worthless SCRUB!!!” on non zerker teammate
(5): Auto vote kick on non zerker and <5000AP team members
(6): Auto leave party if vote kick failed in 5 seconds

Mike O’Brien: "We don’t make grindy games — we leave the grind to other MMOs.”

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Posted by: Yoroiookami.3485

Yoroiookami.3485

I had no idea what this thread would contain when I clicked it.

I’m having fun with your ideas. The “thick rubber waders” would be something I’d pay real gems for, as an April Fools Day outfit. Also, I want the Kitten, the Kitten Kitten, and the Zookeeper.

Hey, Valento, I’m flattered, but you have to know I’m way ahead of #6! Oh, and TexZero, you forgot the testing cycle.

Senpai noticed me!
I can die happily now

Superior Rune of Trahearne(6/6)
(1): +5% Damage while in Orr
(2): Follow a random player while AFK and remind him/her of your superiority constantly.
(3): +15% Damage while in Orr
(4): Talk in a incredibly snobby manner.
(5): +25% Damage while in Orr
(6): 100% Chance on Existing: Remind your teammates that you’re the boss.

OP! +45% Damage in Arah! Wanna have that! ANet pls!

Let’s not! XD

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Posted by: Basaltface.2786

Basaltface.2786

Superior rune of suicide

(1) 200% extra damage from enemies
(2) 3 Stacks of perma torment
(3) 500% extra damage from enemies
(4) Each Boon turns to a random condition instantly
(5) Enemies you target get retaliation as long as they are targeted
(6) Enemies you target get perma aegis as long as they are targeted

Bonus: Superior Sigil of suicide

50% chance of the enemie reflecting the attack back to the sigil user with 500% extra damage.

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Posted by: Yoroiookami.3485

Yoroiookami.3485

Superior rune of suicide

(1) 200% extra damage from enemies
(2) 3 Stacks of perma torment
(3) 500% extra damage from enemies
(4) Each Boon turns to a random condition instantly
(5) Enemies you target get retaliation as long as they are targeted
(6) Enemies you target get perma aegis as long as they are targeted

Bonus: Superior Sigil of suicide

50% chance of the enemie reflecting the attack back to the sigil user with 500% extra damage.

We already have Suicide runes in this topic. kitten you guys are grim!

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Posted by: Basaltface.2786

Basaltface.2786

Superior rune of suicide

(1) 200% extra damage from enemies
(2) 3 Stacks of perma torment
(3) 500% extra damage from enemies
(4) Each Boon turns to a random condition instantly
(5) Enemies you target get retaliation as long as they are targeted
(6) Enemies you target get perma aegis as long as they are targeted

Bonus: Superior Sigil of suicide

50% chance of the enemie reflecting the attack back to the sigil user with 500% extra damage.

We already have Suicide runes in this topic. kitten you guys are grim!

Come on.. you know you would love to have a set of these

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Posted by: Valento.9852

Valento.9852

I had no idea what this thread would contain when I clicked it.

I’m having fun with your ideas. The “thick rubber waders” would be something I’d pay real gems for, as an April Fools Day outfit. Also, I want the Kitten, the Kitten Kitten, and the Zookeeper.

Hey, Valento, I’m flattered, but you have to know I’m way ahead of #6! Oh, and TexZero, you forgot the testing cycle.

I’m overwhelmed! How dare you invalidate my rune?? It took me hours of deep thinking.

Attempts at ele specs:
Shaman
Conjurer

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Posted by: Beorn Saxon.4762

Beorn Saxon.4762

I’ve been holding back on posting because I needed time to really put some deep thought into my rune choices. I truly wanted this rune set to be LEGEN — wait for it! — DARY.

I give to you…

The Superior Rune of Barney Stenson

(1) Retaliation duration and damage increased by 25%.
(2) 10% chance to get slapped while in combat.
(3) 50% chance to gain retaliation when slapped.
(4) Deal and take 5% more damage when you have a wing man (mini).
(5) Gain retaliation when you use an elite skill.
(6) Deal and take 10% more damage when around female characters.

Tarnished Coast
Critical Impact [Crit]

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Posted by: Yoroiookami.3485

Yoroiookami.3485

I had no idea what this thread would contain when I clicked it.

I’m having fun with your ideas. The “thick rubber waders” would be something I’d pay real gems for, as an April Fools Day outfit. Also, I want the Kitten, the Kitten Kitten, and the Zookeeper.

Hey, Valento, I’m flattered, but you have to know I’m way ahead of #6! Oh, and TexZero, you forgot the testing cycle.

I’m overwhelmed! How dare you invalidate my rune?? It took me hours of deep thinking.

I know, right? Gaile should start appreciating his fans!

I’ve been holding back on posting because I needed time to really put some deep thought into my rune choices. I truly wanted this rune set to be LEGEN — wait for it! — DARY.

I give to you…

The Superior Rune of Barney Stenson

(1) Retaliation duration and damage increased by 25%.
(2) 10% chance to get slapped while in combat.
(3) 50% chance to gain retaliation when slapped.
(4) Deal and take 5% more damage when you have a wing man (mini).
(5) Gain retaliation when you use an elite skill.
(6) Deal and take 10% more damage when around female characters.

Haha! This one’s great.

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Posted by: Beorn Saxon.4762

Beorn Saxon.4762

Okay, here’s my second set…

Superior Rune of the STORMtrooper

(1) Your projectiles travel 10% faster, but have a 3% chance to miss.
(2) Current armor dye set is replaced with full celestial appearance, helmet always shown.
(3) Your projectiles travel 15% faster, but have a 3% chance to be reflected back to you.
(4) Run 5% faster for each friendly in the area, caps at 25%.
(5) Ranged weapons deal 10% more damage, you take 10% more melee damage.
(6) Double clicking a friendly allows you to auto follow in single line formation.

Superior Sigil of the STORMtrooper

While equipped, this weapon has a rifle/pistol appearance.

Tarnished Coast
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Posted by: Beorn Saxon.4762

Beorn Saxon.4762

Okay, last one for now, I need to get some work done today…

Superior Rune of Ron Burgundy

(1) All weapon skins are 50% larger.
(2) 3% chance when struck to yell an obscenity and get a random boon.
(3) Deal 3% more damage when near your mini, but foes can punt your mini.
(4) Your pants are hidden during combat.
(5) Deal 1% more damage for every member in your posse (party).
(6) Playing a flute in combat will send all friendly and foe skill bars into a 10 second cool down. (10 minute recharge).

Tarnished Coast
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Posted by: Revilrad.1962

Revilrad.1962

Superior Rune of Trench Coats (6/6)
(1): Chest piece skin is replaced by a full-length trench coat.
(2): Leggings skin is replaced by the pants best described as “Something that Columbo would wear”.
(3): Headgear skin is replaced by an umbrella hat.
(4): Glove skins are replaced by large, over-sized rubber gloves.
(5): Footwear skins are replaced by thick rubber waders.
(6): While wearing armor with all 6 runes, each successful event completed by the player gains 1 Trench Coat Claim Ticket.

5000 Trench Coat Claim Tickets can be exchanged for an Outfit item called, “The Trench Coat”.

Jesus this Idea with the farming items with equipped runes to exchange into a special Item is awesome !!!!

Could combine with weakening Runes to enable some new goals for the whining “hardcore” players. Not even a change in game needed!!! Thumbs up!

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Posted by: Rauderi.8706

Rauderi.8706

Gonna continue my habit of eating warning points from mods:

Superior rune of kitten
(1) + 2 power
(2) + 2 ferocity
(3) + 5 ferocity
(4) + 100 power
(5) + 400 ferocity
(6) – you have 90% chance to BDSM dominate player with health under 10% of hp

…I think I need an adult.

Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632

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Posted by: Sakri.7234

Sakri.7234

Superior Rune of Feature Patch:

1) +50% chance to hype a minor UI change.
2) +1% chance to fix something suggested on the forums.
3) +90% chance to add achievements requiring grind and gold.
4) +100% chance to stop delivering new content for 2.5 months.
5) +5% chance to make game more attractive to new players.
6) +100% chance to make game less attractive to veteran players.

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Posted by: Palador.2170

Palador.2170

Superior Rune of Trench Coats (6/6)
(1): Chest piece skin is replaced by a full-length trench coat.
(2): Leggings skin is replaced by the pants best described as “Something that Columbo would wear”.
(3): Headgear skin is replaced by an umbrella hat.
(4): Glove skins are replaced by large, over-sized rubber gloves.
(5): Footwear skins are replaced by thick rubber waders.
(6): While wearing armor with all 6 runes, each successful event completed by the player gains 1 Trench Coat Claim Ticket.

5000 Trench Coat Claim Tickets can be exchanged for an Outfit item called, “The Trench Coat”.

Jesus this Idea with the farming items with equipped runes to exchange into a special Item is awesome !!!!

Could combine with weakening Runes to enable some new goals for the whining “hardcore” players. Not even a change in game needed!!! Thumbs up!

You know, that actually is a good idea. Might take some work, but I could see people liking it.

Sarcasm, delivered with a
delicate, brick-like subtlety.

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Posted by: Xenon.4537

Xenon.4537

Superior Rune of Feature Patch:

1) +50% chance to hype a minor UI change.
2) +1% chance to fix something suggested on the forums.
3) +90% chance to add achievements requiring grind and gold.
4) +100% chance to stop delivering new content for 2.5 months.
5) +5% chance to make game more attractive to new players.
6) +100% chance to make game less attractive to veteran players.

Hits me right in the feels

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Posted by: GuzziHero.2467

GuzziHero.2467

I use…

Superior Rune of Criticism (6/6)

(1) +1 Infraction point.
(2) +2 Infraction points.
(3) +3 Infraction points.
(4) +4 Infraction points.
(5) 1 week suspension and 1800s delay between posts
(6) B&

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Posted by: Errannar.8263

Errannar.8263

Superior Rune of Aurora Glade (6/6)
(1): +25 Madness
(2): +35 Fashionability during contests
(3): +50 Friendliness
(4): 10% Chance to encounter community events
(5): +100 Fun
(6): 1% Chance to summon a random character from Aurora Glade to help you. (Cooldown: 1 day)

The summoned characters are powerful and all have their own abilities.
Possible summons:
Angry Bearded Hobo, drunk Norn, grants Drunken Might and dyes the world in a fashionable humiliation pink.
Eexa, Asura Mesmer, distracts enemies and creates portals.
Jadexi, naked dancing Sylvari, grants speed boons by dancing and may hand out gold.
Santa Claus, jolly old man, spawns in a random location on the map and gives out presents when found.
Mad Queen Malafide, wife of Mad King Thorn, spawns minions/followers and starts adventures.
Daniel Frozenwind, Snowman King, freezes enemies and organizes events.

Others can be included.

“I like going on adventures, helping my friends and watching things burn.”
~ Spring Flow, Sylvari Guardian

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Posted by: Phil.3970

Phil.3970

Superior Rune of Minor Fortress(6/6)
(1): +10% Luck Gain
(2): – 20% Skill Cooldown
(3): +15% Power (of Will, Concentrated)
(4): +5% Pleasure
(5): +50% Agony (AKA Pain)
(6): +100% Reason to Remember the name

A Fort Minor reference! Yay!

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Marmatt.8590

Superior Rune of Arenanet(6/6)
(1): +9001 big promises
(2): -500% faith from fans
(3): 50% chance to add cool new features every 6 months or so
(4): 100% chance for fans to complain no matter what
(5): -9001 hopes and dreams
(6): 100% chance to say “When it’s ready” and cloak for 7 years (1 sec cooldown, stacks duration)

oh dear…..look at all this kitten

Mystogen 80 Mes
Knights Of The Knightmare
S3 Legend

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Yalora Istairiea.6287

Superior Rune of the CDI (6/6)

(1): + 10% Your CDI post is read by anyone
(2): + 25% Your CDI post quoted by another CDI community member, + 10% Self-esteem
(3): + 50% Your CDI post generally accepted by the CDI community, + 20% Self-esteem
(4): + 25% Your CDI post called out by ANet Employee, + 30% Self-esteem
(5): + 100% Your CDI post is presented to the Anet development team to read and discuss, + 60% Self-esteem
(6): + 10% Your CDI post BECOMES an ANet Developement commitment of work, New Title granted: CDI MVP, Chris Whiteside drops in for dinner

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Morsus.5106

Superior Rune of the Farmer:
(1): -25% free time
(2) +25% Gold Find
(3) -50% Life
(4) +30% Magic Find
(5) +50% XP Gain
(6) Auto Follow Commander tags and can only use their #1 attack

Superior Rune of the Uplevel:
(1) -100% + [Level] Vitality
(2) -100% + [Level]Power
(3) -100% + [Level] Damage in World versus World
(4) +100% XP Gain
(5) +50% Magic Find
(6) +1000% XP Gain
(For example, a Level 40 would have -60% Vitality, -60% Power, -60% damage, but 10 times the XP gain and 50% more magic find)

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Posted by: Arikyali.5804

Arikyali.5804

It…has to be done.

Superior Rune of The OP Thief(6/6)
(1): +5,000 damage applied to attacks while in stealth.
(2): + infinite initiative regeneration
(3): + 60 minutes of stealth uptime upon entering stealth.
(4): +50% chance to make your opponent ragequit.
(5): Endurance regeneration immediately filled upon weapon swap.
(6): Revealed debuff does not apply.

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Posted by: Yoroiookami.3485

Yoroiookami.3485

Superior Sigil of “Rawr”
30% chance on critical: Push your foe back.

Superior Sigil of a Lone Wolf
Regenerate health every second if there aren’t any players nearby.

Superior Sigil of Anger
Cooldown on all of your weapon skills is lower. (1s)

Superior Sigil of Munching (Yes, you literally eat your enemies after murdering them)
Gain a charge of +10 vitality each time you kill a foe, five if you kill an enemy player. (Max 25 stacks; ends on down.)

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Zaxares.5419

Superior Rune of the Bearbow(6/6)
(1): +25% damage and +10% attack speed with Longbows.
(2): Bear pets have +100% additional health and an innate 25% damage reduction
(3): +25% damage and +15% attack speed with Longbows.
(4): Bear pets have +250% additional health and an innate 50% damage reduction
(5): +50% damage with Longbows. All skill recharges for Longbow skills are halved.
(6): Bear pets have +500% additional health and are immune to all conditions. The Ranger now has the Determined buff as long as their Bear pet is alive.

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thepinkthingy.5921

Superior Rune of Scarlet Briar (6/6)
(1): +500 power when attacking Scarlet Briar
(2): +10% damage to Toxic Alliance, Molten Alliance and Aetherblades
(3): +20% damage when attacking Scarlet Briar
(4): 50% chance of /laughlikeScarlet on kill (10s cooldown)
(5): 40% chance of turning into a Sylvari for 20 seconds (Cooldown: 60s)
(6): 100% chance of using your favourite Finisher on killing Scarlet

Superior Rune of Sylvari (6/6)
(1): +500 toughness
(2): +15% damage to Mordrem
(3): 50% chance of shouting a random plant-related pun on hit (Cooldown: 40s)
(4): 50% chance of looting a plant/wood(Anything to do with plants) item on kill.
(5): +50% resistance to all elements, -350% less resistance to fire or anything with fire
(6): 100% chance of unleashing a burst of Mordemoth’s power for 10 seconds when health is at 25% (Cooldown: 180s)

Superior Rune of the Bunny(6/6)
(1): +50% endurance regeneration
(2): +100% duration to swiftness when applied
(3): 40% chance of turning into a cute white fluffy bunny for 20s when running (Cooldown: 60s)
(4): +99% chance to loot [Carrot] or [Lettuce] on kill
(5): 20% chance of summoning Champion Rabbit for 15s when overrun (Cooldown: 180s)
(6): 100% chance of becoming the Legendary White Rabbit when health is at 10% for 30s (Cooldown: 300 seconds)

Superior Sigil of World Bosses
+15% damage to world bosses

Superior Sigil of the Collector
+10% chance of looting collection items from the Basic and Rare Collections

Superior Sigil of the Ambient Killer
50% chance of loot on kill

Superior Rune of the WvW Player(6/6)
(1): +300 all stats when in WvW
(2): 200% duration when swiftness is applied & 50% movement speed
(3): 100% chance of lag when encountering a zerg of more than 20 players (No cooldown)
(4): 100% chance of using a random finisher when killing enemies in WvW (Cooldown: 30s)
(5): +300% Magic Find and +900 all stats when in home Borderlands. These stats are halved when in other Borderlands.
(6): +300% boost to acquiring Badges of Honor, 50% boost Karma in WvW.

Superior Sigil of the WvW Player
Gain a charge every time you kill an enemy in WvW. 5 stacks every time you kill an enemy player. When you reach 25 stacks, you will be able to activate Righteous Indignation for 60s. You will lose your stacks after activation. (Cooldown: 180s)

They Came We Lag [LAG]
Isle of Janthir
#MakeIoJgreatagain

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AnniMira.2506

Superior Rune of Dungeon Elitist (6/6)
(5): Auto vote kick on non zerker and <5000AP team members

Ooh. They had this in my first dungeon.

More:

(6) Summon a mesmer foe to a soloing thief in WvW. (And leave me alone.)

(6) Summon a commander when there is none in WvW or EotM.

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Posted by: Elegy.2159

Elegy.2159

Superior Rune of the Ettin
(1) mE vErry strON! [25 power]
(2) mOAr BOOON! [10% boon duration]
(3) mE vErry VErRY strON! [50 power]
(4) GArrrGHHrph! [25% chance when struck to shout unintelligibly and grant 5 sec. of stability to nearby allies. Cooldown: 20s]
(5) ME kiLL tINy U! [100 power]
(6) nOOOO nOT teh bUNNyy!!! [50% chance to summon a battle rabbit. Cooldown: 60s]

Superior Rune of the Skritt
(1): +25 Ferocity
(2): +10% Movement Speed
(3): +50 Ferocity
(4): +15% Movement Speed
(5): +100 Ferocity
(6): +1% damage for every allied player within a 300 radius (up to 10%)

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Aerlen.5326

Superior Rune of NPCmancers (6/6)

(1): +25 to Endless Lines of Dialogue
(2): Ability to use six elite skills at once that last as long as you please
(3): +50 to Endless Lines of Dialogue, 25% unskippable
(4): Invoke Sappy Romance No One Cares About or Quest That Makes You Superior at will
(5): +75 to Endless Lines of Dialogue, 50% unskippable
(6): Ability to equip weapon no Necro would ever be able to use because your sister’s soul is in it/the Pale Tree gave it to you/[insert unlikely occurrence that magically grants a Greatsword here]

~Tarnished Coast Pride~

Forever known as “that slow guardian who can’t jump worth crap”.

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Yoroiookami.3485

Superior Rune of the Bunny(6/6)
(1): +50% endurance regeneration
(2): +100% duration to swiftness when applied
(3): 40% chance of turning into a cute white fluffy bunny for 20s when running (Cooldown: 60s)
(4): +99% chance to loot [Carrot] or [Lettuce] on kill
(5): 20% chance of summoning Champion Rabbit for 15s when overrun (Cooldown: 180s)
(6): 100% chance of becoming the Legendary White Rabbit when health is at 10% for 30s (Cooldown: 300 seconds)

Haha! I love these runes. I would definitely get one. I’d also like to add this:
(4): +99% chance to loot [Carrot] or [Lettuce] on kill; chance for people to make “awww!” sound when passing by

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Pheppo.9286

Superior Rune of Meow
(1): +25 Ferocity
(2): +10% chance to fall asleep when consuming buff food
(3): +50 Ferocity
(4): +20% chance on critical hit to let grow your opponent a cat tail or cat ears
(5): +100 Ferocity
(6): 100% chance during a fight to spawn 2 lazy cats which give a f… on the fight

Server: Riverside [DE]
Chars: The fluffy Flapsi (Ele), Fipsip (Mesmer), Flappo (Necro), Fenix (Engi)

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Settes.3960

Superior Rune of Farmer(6/6)
(1): +1 extra resources
(2): +10s swiftness when gathering
(3): +1 extra resources
(4): +25% swiftness duration
(5): +1 extra resources
(6): Invisibility for foes until you attack them

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Asmodal.6489

Superior Ascended** Rune of the Lucky Troll (6/6)

(1): 10% Chance on hit to drop* your helm piece
(2): 10% chance on hit to drop* your leggings piece
(3): 10% chance on hit to drop* your chest piece
(4): 10% chance on hit to drop* your glove and boot pieces
(5): 5% chance on hit to drop* your entire armor
(6): 1% chance on hit to cause Painful Shake Down. Duration 15 seconds pulses 5k damage and 5s knock down and cripple each second. On hit all targets drop their entire equipment. Effects all players except the caster. caster gets swiftness and stability. 600 point blank radius.

drop: It becomes unbound and a loot bundle that can be picked up by you and other players.
Ascended rune: Can only be slotted in ascended armor piece

(edited by Asmodal.6489)

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Rauderi.8706

Superior Rune of the Bearbow(6/6)
(1): +25% damage and +10% attack speed with Longbows.
(2): Bear pets have +100% additional health and an innate 25% damage reduction
(3): +25% damage and +15% attack speed with Longbows.
(4): Bear pets have +250% additional health and an innate 50% damage reduction
(5): +50% damage with Longbows. All skill recharges for Longbow skills are halved.
(6): Bear pets have +500% additional health and are immune to all conditions. The Ranger now has the Determined buff as long as their Bear pet is alive.

This rune would easily sell for 10 gold each on the trading post. =P

Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632

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Rauderi.8706

Superior Rune of the Skritt
(1): +25 Ferocity
(2): +10% Movement Speed
(3): +50 Ferocity
(4): +15% Movement Speed
(5): +100 Ferocity
(6): +1% damage for every allied player within a 300 radius (up to 10%)

Is it weird I was hoping for something like this?

Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632

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GuzziHero.2467

Superior Rune of the Hokey-Cokey

(1) +1 In
(2) +2 Out
(3) +1 In
(4) +1 Out
(5) +1 Shake It All About
(6) Thats What Its All About

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Enjoyluck.2618

Superior Rune of Player killing,
(1) You can kill players in any zone.
(2) 10%+ Damage again players.
(3) Players that are killed lose 1 gold.
(4) 25%+ Damage again players.
(5) Dead Players are summon as zombies for your personal uses.
(6) You are a god nothing can kill you.

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kylwilson.9137

Sigil of Annoyance
10% Chance on Hit: Randomly knock foe out of attack range

I’m imagining this visually and it’s utterly hilarious.

\o/

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Arch Enemy.1296

Superior Rune of WvW Exploration Rage (6/6)
(1): +25 Complaining
(2): +35 Raging
(3): -100 Vitality when engaged by hostile players
(4): 100% chance of being attacked by enemy zerg
(5): +100 Complaning & Rage
(6): 0,0001% Chance to finally capture last needed POI and/or Vista

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Locce.8405

Superior Sigil of Overkill
1% Chance on Hit: +1000% damage

Superior Rune of the Nerfbat
(1) -5% damage dealt and received, all weapon sounds replaced with thematically appropriate cartoon sounds.
(2) 25% chance when struck to cause weakness on enemy and on self for 5 seconds.
(3) -10% damage dealt and received
(4) Might is replaced with Protection, Fury is replaced with Aegis and Retaliation also damages self when attacking.
(5) -20% damage dealt and received
(6) You are immune to damaging conditions. You can not cause damaging conditions.

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Filaha.1678

Superior Sigil of the Katamari
Kill target and grow bigger when you evade through an enemy.

Superior Rune of the Saiyan
(1) +25 Power
(2) 8.3% chance each night to turn into a giant monkey.
(3) +50 Power
(4) 50% chance on taking critical damage: Stun every target including yourself for 5 min, shout, and gain +500 to all stats.
(5) +9001 Power
(6) When nearby ally dies, all stats multiplied by 50.