(edited by zznightmare.4098)
Lost all my money at the mystic toilet...
don’t worry, you’ll come back as a soulbound blue item your profession can’t use
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There’s a valuable lesson to be learned here.
Stay out of casinos.
You could have saved that money and buy the thing from the trading post.
You didn’t mention but I’m guessing over time you spent more money gambling than the asking price for the thing right?
There is a place in Lion’s Arch Gendarren Fields
That they call the Vigil Keep
And it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy
And cause them all to weep
The only thing a Forger needs
Is Rares and a bit of luck
You throw them all in the melting pot
And hope Zomorros gives a ****
So players, tell your guildmates
Not to help that sod get gorged
On Rare items and gambler’s tears
In that godkitten Mystic Forge!
Just don’t try this in real life.
I once threw all my Tokyo Marui and Classic Army airsoft guns into the toilet and hoped I’d pull out a Systema.
Didn’t work.
Love the screen though
I once threw all my Tokyo Marui and Classic Army airsoft guns into the toilet and hoped I’d pull out a Systema.
Didn’t work.
Bang! it will reward your CYMA. LOL
I once threw all my Tokyo Marui and Classic Army airsoft guns into the toilet and hoped I’d pull out a Systema.
Didn’t work.
Bang! it will reward your CYMA. LOL
I got a polarstar from throwing 4 crossmans in.
…now I throw myself into the mystic toilet and try my luck
pls increase the chance to get a precursor xD
If you throw yourself in you will come out as 2 crystals and a potion of catnapping.
Throw 4 of yourself in there, one of you come back alive. Rinse repeat
[Dark Renegatus]
You spent all your money on a chance to get a precursor. You got the chance to get a precursor. Seems like a fair trade to me.
It’s why I avoid the Mystic Butt. Too many people blowing ALL their gold and suddenly have 2g kitten total to their name. Rage quits abound.
Remember guys, flush afterwards and leave the lid down.
The way this works is you toss in whatever extra exotics you can spare into the MF and hope you get lucky. No sane person spends his life savings on a casino and expects that he is guaranteed to gain more money from doing so.
I did this once hoping I would get a precursor or any other really expensive weapon for me to sell and get rich. I lost all my money and went to do CoF story dungeon and in the first loot bag I found Howl, precursor to Howler. I raged so hard after that xD
welcome buddy. i have lost almost 1k gold now and still not a single precursor.
I would be soo mad if anet release a new future and everyone gets a precursor easily and people like us get nothing as a compensation.
You know like people with multiple dye got unid. dye back? they could give us something back to… otherwise i would not even think about spending any € on gems anymore..
It all flows into the same sewer system, then it all goes out to sea.
My way was fueling my crafting to 500, i dropped every exotic i crafted in the process into the toilet. At least i got back exotics for that, and one i think had an expensive sigil i could sell afterwards. Only thing i use the djinn toilet is to empty my inventory of major sigils and runes in the hopes that once in a while an expensive Superior comes out. Oh, and the mystic salvage kits
Hmm, you’re going to get fused with that Ranger pet and turned into a Thundercat by the looks of it.
Hmm, you’re going to get fused with that Ranger pet and turned into a Thundercat by the looks of it.
Chances are and knowing how the MToilet works, he will come back as a mouse.
Hmm, you’re going to get fused with that Ranger pet and turned into a Thundercat by the looks of it.
Chances are and knowing how the MToilet works, he will come back as a mouse.
And go in as level 80 and come out as level 79.
Gambling problem xD
4×80 = 79
Dat forge, better buy diapers and sit at the forge in the hope of looting
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Someone has a gambling problem
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This thread, I like it. Another !
I think someone threw in all the Worlds and the Megaserver came out…
I think someone threw in all the Worlds and the Megaserver came out…
LOL Thats awesome!!
It’s the chain I beat you with until you
recognize my command!”
What happen if you put 4 eternity in the Mystic forge?
Answer: You obtain a level 79 pearl broadsword
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Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That’s the way that lady luck dances
(edited by Brother Grimm.5176)
…now I throw myself into the mystic toilet and try my luck
pls increase the chance to get a precursor xD
+1 on that screen cap LOL
You could have saved that money and buy the thing from the trading post.
I’m quite tired of people saying this.
Why should we try to pay a pathetic and always increasing price for a precursor to other people, just because they got lucky and I didn’t (not a single prec drop for me in about 3000 hours of playing and huge amounts of mobs killed)?
Most prec increased in price a 100% since the last patch. Nobody can keep up with that kind of exploitation.
Something legendary like that should not be purchaseable on the TP, or it should have a way to get it other than ridiculous RNG chances or TP.
Good thing I’m playing Diablo 3 instead of GW2 right now. At least I feel like I get good loot, money and drops there. Diablo 3 feels more like the visual/pretty outfit/etc game right now than GW2, and that’s pretty sad considering D3’s three-quarter-up angle look.
EDIT: With all that said, I love your screenshot
…now I throw myself into the mystic toilet and try my luck
pls increase the chance to get a precursor xD
I’m sorry. Don’t waste you time and money again on anything rng in mmos.
Precursor hunts are coming so don’t mess around with that mystic toilet ever again.
221 hours over 1,581 days of bank space/hot pve/lion’s arch afk and some wvw.
To be honest, people that loose all their money in the mystic forge should not whine. It was obviously their choice to try their luck, knowing full well that it is a gamble. So yeah. xD Sorry but no sympathy from me.
Cool picture though. ^^
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I have got 3 precursors from the Mystic Forge, I know this wont increase your chances but may give you a way to attain one w/o the lost.
My first precursor was just saving every rare weapon I got, I had four pistols, dropped them in got a precursor.
My second precursor was from CoF & TA exotic longbowx4
My third and most recent was from four random rares I collected between WvW & world boss/temples.
The 1st and 3rd method seem harder to come by now as boss farming is a set schedule.
That’s all, just save your first bank space for rares and exos, when bored pull out four drop them in, move on. I have done this method since release.
Farming rng is a loss.
…now I throw myself into the mystic toilet and try my luck
pls increase the chance to get a precursor xD
I’m sorry. Don’t waste you time and money again on anything rng in mmos.
Precursor hunts are coming so don’t mess around with that mystic toilet ever again.
Where did you get the idea that they were coming? Last dev post that I read was basically “we’re back to the drawing board”.
I mostly agree with you about not gambling but then again what else are you going to do with the gold?