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Posted by: zznightmare.4098

zznightmare.4098

…now I throw myself into the mystic toilet and try my luck

pls increase the chance to get a precursor xD

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Posted by: smekras.8203

smekras.8203

don’t worry, you’ll come back as a soulbound blue item your profession can’t use

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Posted by: Dean Calaway.9718

Dean Calaway.9718

There’s a valuable lesson to be learned here.

Stay out of casinos.

You could have saved that money and buy the thing from the trading post.

You didn’t mention but I’m guessing over time you spent more money gambling than the asking price for the thing right?

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Posted by: GuzziHero.2467

GuzziHero.2467

There is a place in Lion’s Arch Gendarren Fields
That they call the Vigil Keep
And it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy
And cause them all to weep

The only thing a Forger needs
Is Rares and a bit of luck
You throw them all in the melting pot
And hope Zomorros gives a ****

So players, tell your guildmates
Not to help that sod get gorged
On Rare items and gambler’s tears
In that godkitten Mystic Forge!

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Posted by: Wethospu.6437

Wethospu.6437

Just don’t try this in real life.

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Posted by: GuzziHero.2467

GuzziHero.2467

I once threw all my Tokyo Marui and Classic Army airsoft guns into the toilet and hoped I’d pull out a Systema.

Didn’t work.

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Posted by: Gunsnroll.2657

Gunsnroll.2657

Love the screen though

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Posted by: Crossaber.8934

Crossaber.8934

I once threw all my Tokyo Marui and Classic Army airsoft guns into the toilet and hoped I’d pull out a Systema.

Didn’t work.

Bang! it will reward your CYMA. LOL

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Posted by: theonerussian.3506

theonerussian.3506

I once threw all my Tokyo Marui and Classic Army airsoft guns into the toilet and hoped I’d pull out a Systema.

Didn’t work.

Bang! it will reward your CYMA. LOL

I got a polarstar from throwing 4 crossmans in.

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Posted by: tigirius.9014

tigirius.9014

…now I throw myself into the mystic toilet and try my luck

pls increase the chance to get a precursor xD

If you throw yourself in you will come out as 2 crystals and a potion of catnapping.

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Posted by: ICEing.9237

ICEing.9237

Throw 4 of yourself in there, one of you come back alive. Rinse repeat

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Posted by: Dragonic Elemental.2674

Dragonic Elemental.2674

You spent all your money on a chance to get a precursor. You got the chance to get a precursor. Seems like a fair trade to me.

May the Six watch over us. And come back to Tyria soon.

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Posted by: Woljnir.7810

Woljnir.7810

It’s why I avoid the Mystic Butt. Too many people blowing ALL their gold and suddenly have 2g kitten total to their name. Rage quits abound.

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

Remember guys, flush afterwards and leave the lid down.

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Posted by: Niko Stark.8932

Niko Stark.8932

The way this works is you toss in whatever extra exotics you can spare into the MF and hope you get lucky. No sane person spends his life savings on a casino and expects that he is guaranteed to gain more money from doing so.

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Posted by: Jingy.5643

Jingy.5643

I did this once hoping I would get a precursor or any other really expensive weapon for me to sell and get rich. I lost all my money and went to do CoF story dungeon and in the first loot bag I found Howl, precursor to Howler. I raged so hard after that xD

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Posted by: Arsi.8342

Arsi.8342

welcome buddy. i have lost almost 1k gold now and still not a single precursor.
I would be soo mad if anet release a new future and everyone gets a precursor easily and people like us get nothing as a compensation.
You know like people with multiple dye got unid. dye back? they could give us something back to… otherwise i would not even think about spending any € on gems anymore..

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Posted by: lakdav.3694

lakdav.3694

It all flows into the same sewer system, then it all goes out to sea.

My way was fueling my crafting to 500, i dropped every exotic i crafted in the process into the toilet. At least i got back exotics for that, and one i think had an expensive sigil i could sell afterwards. Only thing i use the djinn toilet is to empty my inventory of major sigils and runes in the hopes that once in a while an expensive Superior comes out. Oh, and the mystic salvage kits

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

Hmm, you’re going to get fused with that Ranger pet and turned into a Thundercat by the looks of it.

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Posted by: lakdav.3694

lakdav.3694

Hmm, you’re going to get fused with that Ranger pet and turned into a Thundercat by the looks of it.

Chances are and knowing how the MToilet works, he will come back as a mouse.

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

Hmm, you’re going to get fused with that Ranger pet and turned into a Thundercat by the looks of it.

Chances are and knowing how the MToilet works, he will come back as a mouse.

And go in as level 80 and come out as level 79.

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Posted by: WolfiKurisu.6894

WolfiKurisu.6894

Gambling problem xD

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Posted by: A R W E N.6895

A R W E N.6895

4×80 = 79

Dat forge, better buy diapers and sit at the forge in the hope of looting

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Posted by: Kal Spiro.9745

Kal Spiro.9745

Someone has a gambling problem

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Posted by: Freeelancer.2860

Freeelancer.2860

This thread, I like it. Another !

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Posted by: GuzziHero.2467

GuzziHero.2467

I think someone threw in all the Worlds and the Megaserver came out…

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Posted by: pdavis.8031

pdavis.8031

I think someone threw in all the Worlds and the Megaserver came out…

LOL Thats awesome!!

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Posted by: A R W E N.6895

A R W E N.6895

What happen if you put 4 eternity in the Mystic forge?

Answer: You obtain a level 79 pearl broadsword

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Posted by: Brother Grimm.5176

Brother Grimm.5176

Zomorros approves of this thread!

We go out in the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That’s the way that lady luck dances

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Posted by: JustTrogdor.7892

JustTrogdor.7892

…now I throw myself into the mystic toilet and try my luck

pls increase the chance to get a precursor xD

+1 on that screen cap LOL

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Posted by: Minami Kaori.2548

Minami Kaori.2548

You could have saved that money and buy the thing from the trading post.

I’m quite tired of people saying this.

Why should we try to pay a pathetic and always increasing price for a precursor to other people, just because they got lucky and I didn’t (not a single prec drop for me in about 3000 hours of playing and huge amounts of mobs killed)?

Most prec increased in price a 100% since the last patch. Nobody can keep up with that kind of exploitation.

Something legendary like that should not be purchaseable on the TP, or it should have a way to get it other than ridiculous RNG chances or TP.

Good thing I’m playing Diablo 3 instead of GW2 right now. At least I feel like I get good loot, money and drops there. Diablo 3 feels more like the visual/pretty outfit/etc game right now than GW2, and that’s pretty sad considering D3’s three-quarter-up angle look.

EDIT: With all that said, I love your screenshot

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Posted by: Swagger.1459

Swagger.1459

…now I throw myself into the mystic toilet and try my luck

pls increase the chance to get a precursor xD

I’m sorry. Don’t waste you time and money again on anything rng in mmos.

Precursor hunts are coming so don’t mess around with that mystic toilet ever again.

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Posted by: KehxD.6847

KehxD.6847

To be honest, people that loose all their money in the mystic forge should not whine. It was obviously their choice to try their luck, knowing full well that it is a gamble. So yeah. xD Sorry but no sympathy from me.
Cool picture though. ^^

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Posted by: Wetpaw.3487

Wetpaw.3487

I have got 3 precursors from the Mystic Forge, I know this wont increase your chances but may give you a way to attain one w/o the lost.

My first precursor was just saving every rare weapon I got, I had four pistols, dropped them in got a precursor.

My second precursor was from CoF & TA exotic longbowx4

My third and most recent was from four random rares I collected between WvW & world boss/temples.

The 1st and 3rd method seem harder to come by now as boss farming is a set schedule.

That’s all, just save your first bank space for rares and exos, when bored pull out four drop them in, move on. I have done this method since release.

Farming rng is a loss.

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Posted by: Khisanth.2948

Khisanth.2948

…now I throw myself into the mystic toilet and try my luck

pls increase the chance to get a precursor xD

I’m sorry. Don’t waste you time and money again on anything rng in mmos.

Precursor hunts are coming so don’t mess around with that mystic toilet ever again.

Where did you get the idea that they were coming? Last dev post that I read was basically “we’re back to the drawing board”.

I mostly agree with you about not gambling but then again what else are you going to do with the gold?