Guild Wars 2

he lost his Eir

Finally the right chance to use this image.

While I absolutely loathe the fact that he did, I like this pun :-D

Op needs to be pun-ished for this.

Thanks for the Spoil-Eir alert! :p

Sounds reasonable. He was Eir’s heir and when he lost his Eir he lost his hair. He is now Eir’s hairless heir. The next story line will have Eir’s hairless heir looking for a hare so the hare can be Eir’s hairless heir’s hare.

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Sounds reasonable. He was Eir’s heir and when he lost his Eir he lost his hair. He is now Eir’s hairless heir. The next story line will have Eir’s hairless heir looking for a hare so the hare can be Eir’s hairless heir’s hare.

What a Eir raising tale!

Oh god.

MrPinks.2015:

he lost his Eir

Hil-eir-ious!

You know what they say….

Eir today, Garm tomorrow.

Endless Soul.5178:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Sounds reasonable. He was Eir’s heir and when he lost his Eir he lost his hair. He is now Eir’s hairless heir. The next story line will have Eir’s hairless heir looking for a hare so the hare can be Eir’s hairless heir’s hare.

What a Eir raising tale!

If Zhaitan were still around, things could get really Eir-raising!

Zoltar MacRoth.7146:

Endless Soul.5178:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Sounds reasonable. He was Eir’s heir and when he lost his Eir he lost his hair. He is now Eir’s hairless heir. The next story line will have Eir’s hairless heir looking for a hare so the hare can be Eir’s hairless heir’s hare.

What a Eir raising tale!

If Zhaitan were still around, things could get really Eir-raising!

Dead Eir is the terror to all air attuned eles as she causes a condition known as Dead Air. Many rants will be ranted in the Ele forum if Dead Eir is a final boss.

Where’s that -1 button when ya need it??

CMM.6712:

Where’s that -1 button when ya need it??

I think Destiny’s Edge has it.

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Zoltar MacRoth.7146:

Endless Soul.5178:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Sounds reasonable. He was Eir’s heir and when he lost his Eir he lost his hair. He is now Eir’s hairless heir. The next story line will have Eir’s hairless heir looking for a hare so the hare can be Eir’s hairless heir’s hare.

What a Eir raising tale!

If Zhaitan were still around, things could get really Eir-raising!

Dead Eir is the terror to all air attuned eles as she causes a condition known as Dead Air. Many rants will be ranted in the Ele forum if Dead Eir is a final boss.

Eles dont rant. That’s just a ‘bare-faced’ lie…

After what happened, I wouldn’t be surprised if Braham totally wigged out.

Randulf.7614:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Zoltar MacRoth.7146:

Endless Soul.5178:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Sounds reasonable. He was Eir’s heir and when he lost his Eir he lost his hair. He is now Eir’s hairless heir. The next story line will have Eir’s hairless heir looking for a hare so the hare can be Eir’s hairless heir’s hare.

What a Eir raising tale!

If Zhaitan were still around, things could get really Eir-raising!

Dead Eir is the terror to all air attuned eles as she causes a condition known as Dead Air. Many rants will be ranted in the Ele forum if Dead Eir is a final boss.

Eles dont rant. That’s just a ‘bare-faced’ lie…

Off the top of my head, I’d say you are barely acquainted with the truth of Eles and their terror of Dead Air Dead Eir.

Zoltar MacRoth.7146:

After what happened, I wouldn’t be surprised if Braham totally wigged out.

toupée…

eh…….I always thought Braham just had a bad eir day and decided to go bald

Zoltar MacRoth.7146:

Endless Soul.5178:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Sounds reasonable. He was Eir’s heir and when he lost his Eir he lost his hair. He is now Eir’s hairless heir. The next story line will have Eir’s hairless heir looking for a hare so the hare can be Eir’s hairless heir’s hare.

What a Eir raising tale!

If Zhaitan were still around, things could get really Eir-raising!

Spoil-Eir warning:

Now Zhaitan is really spinning in his grave.

Leo G.4501:

Zoltar MacRoth.7146:

Endless Soul.5178:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Sounds reasonable. He was Eir’s heir and when he lost his Eir he lost his hair. He is now Eir’s hairless heir. The next story line will have Eir’s hairless heir looking for a hare so the hare can be Eir’s hairless heir’s hare.

What a Eir raising tale!

If Zhaitan were still around, things could get really Eir-raising!

Spoil-Eir warning:

Now Zhaitan is really spinning in his grave.

Next expansion….. Guild Wars 2: Zhaitan’s Revenge.

Tagline… “Wh-Eir will you be when Zhaitan returns?”

CMM.6712:

Where’s that -1 button when ya need it??

No down vote button.

You could even say it was c-Eir-less of them not to put one in.

I actually think he looks way better bald lol, that hair cut was just bad..

And i really liked Taimi’s reaction to him being bald lol

Just a flesh wound.3589:

CMM.6712:

Where’s that -1 button when ya need it??

No down vote button.

You could even say it was c-Eir-less of them not to put one in.

Maybe its time to mull(et) over one?

Randulf.7614:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

CMM.6712:

Where’s that -1 button when ya need it??

No down vote button.

You could even say it was c-Eir-less of them not to put one in.

Maybe its time to mull(et) over one?

Do we really need to split hairs?

MrPinks.2015:

he lost his Eir

Dunno. One could argue he’s the eir in this situation.

Randulf.7614:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

CMM.6712:

Where’s that -1 button when ya need it??

No down vote button.

You could even say it was c-Eir-less of them not to put one in.

Maybe its time to mull(et) over one?

Nope. It’s an Eir-Brained idea, and that the bald truth.

I changed my mind… I won’t -1 after all, but don’t think I am going to +1 just because you are being clever!

You won’t, I d-Eir you!

I’m questioning why I continue playing after Eir is killed off. She is a central character who would one day help the humans have allies among the Norn when the Charr re-start their invasion on the last human kingdom. All of Arenanet writers will deny this doom. But I predict it will come to past once the Elder Dragons threat is extinguished for the current cycle. Then we will see. We will see why it was wrong to kill off Eir.

I predict that in a future expansion we will see that the Charr invade Kryta and take Divinity’s Reach and the humans will only have Lion’s Arch and Ebonhawke. I won’t be surprised at all.

An eir-brained scheme if ever I eard one.
Canach get a witness.
Caithe I kick it?
No harm, no Faolain.

Nicholas S Lin.6187:

I predict that in a future expansion we will see that the Charr invade Kryta and take Divinity’s Reach and the humans will only have Lion’s Arch and Ebonhawke. I won’t be surprised at all.

Your prediction is wrong, unless the “Charr Invasion” are as either an emergency response in coordination with the citizens of Divinity’s Reach to thwart a mutual threat (Such as Bubbles or Primordus invading Kryta), or in a wave of immigration when racial relations between humans and Charr improve to the point where social intermingling becomes normal. Or as a wave of customers when Sausagefest comes to town. (Sausagefest is best party ever)

… wait. I remember you. You’re that godkitten Separatist Sympathizer who was always going on about how Kryta should pre-emptively invade Ascalon back when the Race Forums were a thing.

Sausagefest? That sounds like something different and possibly explicit.

Do you mean Meatoberfest?

Leo G.4501:

Sausagefest? That sounds like something different and possibly explicit.

Do you mean Meatoberfest?

No, but it is a joke. Meatoberfest stays in the Diessa Plateau.

I r8 gr8 m8, sorry I’m l8.

With it’s Eir lost, shouldn’t we call him Baham?

You, as commander, receive a missive from a forward scout.

“Hey Braham, great news! Even when your mother is malnourished and imprisoned for days, she still has what it takes. It says that the Vinetooth struck, but it hit only air.”

Braham – “Oh that’s a relief, I thought-”

You, interrupting. “Stegalkin, Eir Stegalkin. The vinetooth struck and hit Eir. Like, right through her midsection.”

Braham – “What?! I -”

You – “Oh my god, there is air inside Eir! That’s totally like inception right?! Wait, Braham, where are you going?”

And all this time I thought it was the disappearing-hair-when-wearing-a-hat thing.

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Sounds reasonable. He was Eir’s heir and when he lost his Eir he lost his hair. He is now Eir’s hairless heir. The next story line will have Eir’s hairless heir looking for a hare so the hare can be Eir’s hairless heir’s hare.

I’m sorry, this is too full of eir-rors. Norn make their own names and they don’t get any inh-eir-itance they don’t eir-n. So Braham can neveir be Eir’s heir!

penelopehannibal.8947:

Thanks for the Spoil-Eir alert! :p

Agh! Got me on that one. XD

Eir had hair along with her heir which is why her heir lost hius hair and became the lonely heir of Eir.

so many puns, gotta get me some eir.
err…..

Donari.5237:

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Sounds reasonable. He was Eir’s heir and when he lost his Eir he lost his hair. He is now Eir’s hairless heir. The next story line will have Eir’s hairless heir looking for a hare so the hare can be Eir’s hairless heir’s hare.

I’m sorry, this is too full of eir-rors. Norn make their own names and they don’t get any inh-eir-itance they don’t eir-n. So Braham can neveir be Eir’s heir!

No inh-Eir-itance? That’s t-Eir-ible.

All that can be done in a situation like this is wait till they’re all dead then go through the pockets and look for loose coins. (And now we know why he stayed behind after the rest of the group moved on).

That death scene was t-Eir-ible… almost like a Snaff video.
It did a great harm Taimi. I could swear it before a Jory.

Living Story Season 3:

How the Hare lost his Air to the sight of Eir’s Eir, Hair.

So why is mordremoth a bald dwarf in his mind? We killed his eir. Suddely the story make sense!

John Smith.4610:

https://examine.com/faq/does-creatine-cause-baldness/
Just saying…

Eir you go again getting off topic.

I should introduce you to my ranger. Her charm may rub off on you.

Sartharina.3542:

Nicholas S Lin.6187:

I predict that in a future expansion we will see that the Charr invade Kryta and take Divinity’s Reach and the humans will only have Lion’s Arch and Ebonhawke. I won’t be surprised at all.

Your prediction is wrong, unless the “Charr Invasion” are as either an emergency response in coordination with the citizens of Divinity’s Reach to thwart a mutual threat (Such as Bubbles or Primordus invading Kryta), or in a wave of immigration when racial relations between humans and Charr improve to the point where social intermingling becomes normal. Or as a wave of customers when Sausagefest comes to town. (Sausagefest is best party ever)

… wait. I remember you. You’re that godkitten Separatist Sympathizer who was always going on about how Kryta should pre-emptively invade Ascalon back when the Race Forums were a thing.

Well Arenanet has run out of ideas Living Story wise. The continued focus on using the Sylvari long after the Scarlett saga is proof of that. Rylock is now well placed to be the next Tribune of the Iron Legion – who seat is the Black Citadel. As Tribune he would no longer be just a mere warrior – politics will then be his main game. I am not interested in any Sausagefest. I prefer Dolyak flesh cooked medium-rare by the human chefs of Human Ascalon – who’s current seat is Rurikton with its main and only city being Ebonhawke. And my main warrior(male) from GW prefers the charms of Devona or Cynn. He eventually married a Tavern owner’s daughter – who’s beauty and strength of spirit became his world and had many children by her. And of course Dolyak steak was often a dinner feast…..