1) The dude who put Dusk up on the Trading Post for 410G. Now he’s down a Precursor and a 10% listing fee he’ll never get back.
2) Anyone walking into Orr for the first time.
3) Me, after meeting Trahearne and realizing I’d be stuck with him until the end of the personal story and probably well into the next expansion.
4) Owl.
5) Zojja. Probably the only member of Destiny’s Edge who has a right to be upset at everyone.
6) Caithe, for having to deal with Destiny’s Edge.
7) Destiny’s Edge, because they’re a guild called “Destiny’s Edge.”
8) Human females in cultural T3 medium armor who are asked to check out disturbances in snowy climates.
9) Howl the Brazen.
10) Apatia.
11) Apatia.
12) Apatia.
13) People who choose the Order of Whispers as their order and then discover that they have to trade Tybalt for Trahearne.
14) Sylvari who join the Nightmare Court only to find that they can no longer hug anything without suffering from several severe puncture wounds.
15) Those Flame Legion egg thieves from the Iron Marches. They just wanted one lousy egg!
16) People who escaped the charr invasion of Orr only to settle in their brand new, ocean-view apartment in Lion’s Arch.
17) The crafting trainers in Ashford Forum. I’m gonna call my warband. “The Kaboom Warband.” Not me. I want to make weapons. I’m gonna make the biggest gun ever, and it’ll kill ALL the dragons. That’s mighty. Bet you can’t catch me. Hey, you cubs slow down. My sire says that if I do well in the fahrar then someday I’ll have my own warband. I was born in the Brand. They had to wait until six months after I was weaned before they could even get me out of there.
18) King Adelbern. Death of his son, annihilation of his kingdom and eternal damnation as a ghost aside, his elite forces include a pair of horny teenagers and the kind of ranger who names his pets “Fang” and “Shadow.”
19) Whatever threat is supposed to come after the Elder Dragons because you just know it’s gonna be pretty contrived.
20) Apatia.
21) Logan Thackeray, because I bet only one in ten people pronounce his last name correctly the first time.
22) Logan Thackeray, because it sucks to be totally unable to investigate any sort of threat to the crown because “they know your face.”
22) Logan Thackeray, because it’s tough to be solely responsible for the dissolution of Destiny’s Edge and the death of every person slain by one of Kralkatorrik’s minions as a result of their failure to kill the dragon.
23) Logan Thackeray, because it’s hard having a Mesmer as a girlfriend Is she faking it?
24) The Dredge. Just kidding, I hope they all suffer.
25) The Kodan, because life sucks when you’re part of a race of autistic polar bears.
