Guild Wars 2

“ANet will never go back on their word…”
Oh wait

“Humans are ugly.”

“WOW! I actually got what I was promised when I bought this game!”

“Thief is a well balanced class”

“I can outrun a centaur!”

“I’ve done all possible story combinations and have full Epic gear with all combinations of character of each race and each profession…

…and I liked it".

Mesmer portal is such a useless skill, especially in WvW.

Cultural armor will soon be made OP

I use to be an adventurer like you…..then I took an Asura in the knee"

“Bunker Guardians are absolutely worthless in tPvP. Anyone who thinks otherwise should consider the uninstalling the game.”

“I’m a Thief and I never manage to run away from dual mace Warriors. I think they’re excellent chasers.”

“I think the culling issue with stealth is fine! I mean, if I can’t see them, they can’t see me, right?”

“Legendary weapons are a showcase of skill, not wealth.”

Agemnon.4608:

Euthil.5209:

“I panic whenever I see a Warrior.”

Ahem….

Are you kidding me?

I killed a skilled thief.

DUAxWolff.2759:

• “I watch all the cut-scenes for all the vistas”

Um… I do.

At least the first time I do each one.

Doggie.3184:

“Humans are ugly.”

Well, they certainly aren’t that attractive. There’s something so bland about the options we have.

The Sylvari look a whole lot better.

“Guys we’ve finally addressed the 100+ bugs you’ve logged for Necromancers and Elementalists…”

or

“Yeah I think we were a bit harsh with the Elementalist nerfs during the beta weekends…”

" The crybabies have stopped their thief witchhunt finally and decided to learn to play instead!"

“you have a total control over your skill build creation”

“Ride the Lightning is no longer a self-CC”

Thieves are not OP at all, you can’t kill them because the player is to skillful for you !
Thief players are to skillful, they don’t need to exploit game mechanics to win !
Thieves will never run from a battle like a yellow chicken even if they are losing !
I can see a thief coming with his 20K back stab from a mile away !
you can stun lock a thief !

Here is something you never hear, “Necro’s are good”

“Warrior’s 100blade is sooo useless in pve”

“ANET have decided to make the Warhorn a mainhand weapon, the #3 slot utilising a brand new skill called ‘Blow Me’.”

Maybe a bit rude… slaps wrist

“raising the price of t3 cultural skins was a good idea”

’It’s amazing how well they’re sticking to their Manifesto."

Things you will never here in Gw2?

Wow my warrior absorbs a good amount of damage.

Wow that Gurdian hits pretty hard, and can absorb some nice damage.

My AOE heal can heal the whole party a good amount.

Elementalist, and Necro got a buff.

That thief can take a good hit, and still pump out a lot of DPS.

Level 70-80 Risen are week and not annoying.

Level 70-80 Risen drop fast and hard

Wow a few yellows, of my level and type. A nice upgrade for me, after downing a champ.

The class skills cooldowns are not that long.

World events are never bugged.

The zones need MOAR mobs per square inch still.

No way I did not aggro them mobs, way over there.

The Mystic Forge gave me some nice goodies back.

I got a nice two handed axe.

I have plenty more but I will hit the text cap.

Went through this entire thread and saw EVERYTHING said by someone at least once in Game xD

Sarcastic or not, saw it said like the thread title stated.

Here’s one for you “I love the fact that I have to find a party to finish my Personal story”

I have one!

“I love the drop rate of black lion keys!”

Stop stealing my mining node!

OMG he tagged my boss and stole my loot!

Stupid noob why did you roll greed on something you dont need!

“There’s no grind in this game”

“These graphics are horrible!”

“Guys, we’ll be fine…I got Prayer to Dwayna in my skillbar!”

“Look at my Asura guys! The armor looks so dope!”

“This game is different than any other MMO!”

GW2 is not a WoW clone want-to-be.

Joiry.2504:

“I would have won, if it wasn’t for that ranger’s pesky pet!”

“I would have finished him off if it weren’t for that kitten Lick Wounds skill!”

‘GLFM, Ascendant not required!’

‘Man, you play warrior well!’

‘I finally have max gear!’ (Casuals only)

From an Asuran NPC after a DE: “You are so awesome! Thanks so much for helping, I couldn’t have done it without you.”

Noein.5893:

“Look at my Asura guys! The armor looks so dope!”

Would be more-so; “Check out my Asura’s awesome daggers.” Since they’re invisible.

“Wow, crafting is so much fun!”

“Kitten me these legendary greatswords look awful, I’m gonna craft myself the minstrel”

“I love staying in the forums. The community is so awesome and so mature!”

dimgl.4786:

“Wow, crafting is so much fun!”

I will call your comment and raise it ^
It takes only a couple things to make 1 thing, and the Karma prices for the bulk things is to low, and I can use coin or Karma for the bulk things.

Kick guardian, necro want to join us.

“Stealth is useless in WvW.”

“I collecting Black Lion Chests to sell on the Trading Post to buy my Tier 3 cultural armor.”

I have 100% map exploration on all my alts.

‘’kitten these Necros they burst like hell’’

“everyone run there’s an engineer with a flamethrower over there”

Player Comments You’ll Never See:

“Sylvari and Charr are nice, but when will I be able to roll up that cow? Bovines as playable race, please.”

“What medium armor needs is more overcoat options.”

“Wow, I really love how these mobs become invulnerable. It really brings something to the play experience.”

Combat Dialogue We’ll Never Hear (bolded):

“Accelerating!” … “Building adrenaline!” … “Knickers tightening!” … “I’m bleeding!” … “I’m experiencing an occasional discomfort!” … “Urge to kill… rising!” … “Ermahgerd, look what I can do!” … “I feel six feet tall!” … “Hairball imminent! Hurk!”

NPC Dialogue We’ll Never Hear:

“Ever since the Sylvari have been around, I’ve been having unclean thoughts about my houseplants.”

(whispered) “Just today I’ve seen 8 or 9 people who look exactly like me. I mean, absolutely identical. Something isn’t right here.”

“Yesterday I was a small dark man, now I’m a large pale woman. This is the way of things.”

“Newb. Lol.”

We all have supply!

How does a Tauren hide in a cherry tree?