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Posted by: Broken Angel.4956

Broken Angel.4956

“ANet will never go back on their word…”
Oh wait

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

“Humans are ugly.”

| Fort Aspenwood (NA): Sylvari Daredevil Thief Main: All Classes 80. |
Please Remove/Fix Thief Trait: “Last Refuge.”
“Hard to Catch” is a Horrible and Useless Trait. Fixed 6/23/15. Praise Dwayna.

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Posted by: RaGe.9834

RaGe.9834

“WOW! I actually got what I was promised when I bought this game!”

What are you a jock?…. get out, This is nerd landia, where nerds gather!

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Posted by: Venirto.4208

Venirto.4208

“Thief is a well balanced class”

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Posted by: Slay For Bank.5462

Slay For Bank.5462

“I can outrun a centaur!”

Haven Community [HC]

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Posted by: MithranArkanere.8957

MithranArkanere.8957

“I’ve done all possible story combinations and have full Epic gear with all combinations of character of each race and each profession…

…and I liked it".

SUGGEST-A-TRON says:
PAY—ONCE—UNLOCKS—ARE—ALWAYS—BETTER.
No exceptions!

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Posted by: Waffler.1257

Waffler.1257

Mesmer portal is such a useless skill, especially in WvW.

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Posted by: rgrwng.4072

rgrwng.4072

Cultural armor will soon be made OP

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Posted by: Fayte.1803

Fayte.1803

I use to be an adventurer like you…..then I took an Asura in the knee"

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Posted by: Euthil.5209

Euthil.5209

“Bunker Guardians are absolutely worthless in tPvP. Anyone who thinks otherwise should consider the uninstalling the game.”

“I’m a Thief and I never manage to run away from dual mace Warriors. I think they’re excellent chasers.”

“I think the culling issue with stealth is fine! I mean, if I can’t see them, they can’t see me, right?”

“Legendary weapons are a showcase of skill, not wealth.”

“I panic whenever I see a Warrior.”

Ahem….

Are you kidding me?

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Posted by: Krustydog.1043

Krustydog.1043

I killed a skilled thief.

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Posted by: Gibson.4036

Gibson.4036

  • “I watch all the cut-scenes for all the vistas”

Um… I do.

At least the first time I do each one.

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Posted by: Gibson.4036

Gibson.4036

“Humans are ugly.”

Well, they certainly aren’t that attractive. There’s something so bland about the options we have.

The Sylvari look a whole lot better.

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Posted by: MarzAttakz.9608

MarzAttakz.9608

“Guys we’ve finally addressed the 100+ bugs you’ve logged for Necromancers and Elementalists…”

or

“Yeah I think we were a bit harsh with the Elementalist nerfs during the beta weekends…”

YOU KNOW THERE AIN’T NO REST FOR THE WICKED, TILL WE CLOSE OUR EYES FOR GOOD.

Once proud member of Extraordinary Gentlemen [EXG]{DESO4LIFE}

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Posted by: Agemnon.4608

Agemnon.4608

" The crybabies have stopped their thief witchhunt finally and decided to learn to play instead!"

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Posted by: E Tan.7385

E Tan.7385

“you have a total control over your skill build creation”

“we leave the grind to other MMOs.”
Mike Obrien
Legen – Wait for It – dary joke

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Posted by: Morxeton.1743

Morxeton.1743

“Ride the Lightning is no longer a self-CC”

Tataera (Elementalist), Morxeton (Necromancer)
Borlis Pass

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Posted by: Latinkuro.9420

Latinkuro.9420

Thieves are not OP at all, you can’t kill them because the player is to skillful for you !
Thief players are to skillful, they don’t need to exploit game mechanics to win !
Thieves will never run from a battle like a yellow chicken even if they are losing !
I can see a thief coming with his 20K back stab from a mile away !
you can stun lock a thief !

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Posted by: Spakpak.7260

Spakpak.7260

Here is something you never hear, “Necro’s are good”

Coexist: I play wow and gw2 and I love them both

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Posted by: Shadey.2180

Shadey.2180

“Warrior’s 100blade is sooo useless in pve”

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Posted by: Thereon.3495

Thereon.3495

“ANET have decided to make the Warhorn a mainhand weapon, the #3 slot utilising a brand new skill called ‘Blow Me’.”

Maybe a bit rude… slaps wrist

Thereon Avenrise – former [Noes] Officer – Piken Square (EU)
Retired and living in a shack. Relaxing!

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Posted by: dirtyklingon.2918

dirtyklingon.2918

“raising the price of t3 cultural skins was a good idea”

who doesn’t love wow clones?

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Posted by: Bregah.7365

Bregah.7365

’It’s amazing how well they’re sticking to their Manifesto."

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Posted by: drifter.8453

drifter.8453

Things you will never here in Gw2?

Wow my warrior absorbs a good amount of damage.

Wow that Gurdian hits pretty hard, and can absorb some nice damage.

My AOE heal can heal the whole party a good amount.

Elementalist, and Necro got a buff.

That thief can take a good hit, and still pump out a lot of DPS.

Level 70-80 Risen are week and not annoying.

Level 70-80 Risen drop fast and hard

Wow a few yellows, of my level and type. A nice upgrade for me, after downing a champ.

The class skills cooldowns are not that long.

World events are never bugged.

The zones need MOAR mobs per square inch still.

No way I did not aggro them mobs, way over there.

The Mystic Forge gave me some nice goodies back.

I got a nice two handed axe.

I have plenty more but I will hit the text cap.

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Posted by: Saydian.6170

Saydian.6170

Went through this entire thread and saw EVERYTHING said by someone at least once in Game xD

Sarcastic or not, saw it said like the thread title stated.

Server: Ehmry Bay
Profession: Human Ranger

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Posted by: Professor Litmus.1052

Professor Litmus.1052

Here’s one for you “I love the fact that I have to find a party to finish my Personal story”

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Posted by: Alnear Leavar.7453

Alnear Leavar.7453

I have one!

“I love the drop rate of black lion keys!”

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Posted by: Draygo.9473

Draygo.9473

Stop stealing my mining node!

OMG he tagged my boss and stole my loot!

Stupid noob why did you roll greed on something you dont need!

Delarme
Apathy Inc [Ai]

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Posted by: Kaizer.7135

Kaizer.7135

“There’s no grind in this game

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Posted by: Obsidian.1328

Obsidian.1328

“These graphics are horrible!”

“Guys, we’ll be fine…I got Prayer to Dwayna in my skillbar!”

Obsidian Sky – SoR
I troll because I care

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Posted by: Noein.5893

Noein.5893

“Look at my Asura guys! The armor looks so dope!”

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Posted by: Kaiyanwan.8521

Kaiyanwan.8521

“This game is different than any other MMO!”

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Posted by: Cloudwalkernz.1328

Cloudwalkernz.1328

GW2 is not a WoW clone want-to-be.

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Posted by: Substance E.4852

Substance E.4852

“I would have won, if it wasn’t for that ranger’s pesky pet!”

“I would have finished him off if it weren’t for that kitten Lick Wounds skill!”

Connection error(s) detected. Retrying…

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Posted by: Nachyochez.9758

Nachyochez.9758

‘GLFM, Ascendant not required!’

‘Man, you play warrior well!’

‘I finally have max gear!’ (Casuals only)

Skif F Galco (War) | Bas Flaith (Thf) | Rawr Doomshot (Rng) | Cheshire Glamourclaw (Mes)

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Posted by: IndigoSundown.5419

IndigoSundown.5419

From an Asuran NPC after a DE: “You are so awesome! Thanks so much for helping, I couldn’t have done it without you.”

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

“Look at my Asura guys! The armor looks so dope!”

Would be more-so; “Check out my Asura’s awesome daggers.” Since they’re invisible.

| Fort Aspenwood (NA): Sylvari Daredevil Thief Main: All Classes 80. |
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“Hard to Catch” is a Horrible and Useless Trait. Fixed 6/23/15. Praise Dwayna.

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Posted by: dimgl.4786

dimgl.4786

“Wow, crafting is so much fun!”

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Posted by: Safari.3021

Safari.3021

“Kitten me these legendary greatswords look awful, I’m gonna craft myself the minstrel”

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Posted by: Celesica.5790

Celesica.5790

“I love staying in the forums. The community is so awesome and so mature!”

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Posted by: drifter.8453

drifter.8453

“Wow, crafting is so much fun!”

I will call your comment and raise it ^
It takes only a couple things to make 1 thing, and the Karma prices for the bulk things is to low, and I can use coin or Karma for the bulk things.

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Posted by: Arkulin.3421

Arkulin.3421

Kick guardian, necro want to join us.

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Posted by: ArcTheFallen.7682

ArcTheFallen.7682

“Stealth is useless in WvW.”

[VZ] Sky Avalon – Guardian (Main)
Master of all Professions
sPvP Rank Dragon – 8 Champ Titles – Ruby Division

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Posted by: Seraph.8315

Seraph.8315

“I collecting Black Lion Chests to sell on the Trading Post to buy my Tier 3 cultural armor.”

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Posted by: ArcTheFallen.7682

ArcTheFallen.7682

I have 100% map exploration on all my alts.

[VZ] Sky Avalon – Guardian (Main)
Master of all Professions
sPvP Rank Dragon – 8 Champ Titles – Ruby Division

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Posted by: Sebyos.4089

Sebyos.4089

‘’kitten these Necros they burst like hell’’

80 Norn Necromancer Max : JC, WS, TL, AT.
100% World completion.

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Posted by: Khallis.5708

Khallis.5708

“everyone run there’s an engineer with a flamethrower over there”

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Posted by: Hydrophidian.4319

Hydrophidian.4319

Player Comments You’ll Never See:

“Sylvari and Charr are nice, but when will I be able to roll up that cow? Bovines as playable race, please.”

“What medium armor needs is more overcoat options.”

“Wow, I really love how these mobs become invulnerable. It really brings something to the play experience.”


Combat Dialogue We’ll Never Hear (bolded):

“Accelerating!” … “Building adrenaline!” … “Knickers tightening!” … “I’m bleeding!” … “I’m experiencing an occasional discomfort!” … “Urge to kill… rising!” … “Ermahgerd, look what I can do!” … “I feel six feet tall!” … “Hairball imminent! Hurk!


NPC Dialogue We’ll Never Hear:

“Ever since the Sylvari have been around, I’ve been having unclean thoughts about my houseplants.”

(whispered) “Just today I’ve seen 8 or 9 people who look exactly like me. I mean, absolutely identical. Something isn’t right here.”

“Yesterday I was a small dark man, now I’m a large pale woman. This is the way of things.”

“Newb. Lol.”

(edited by Hydrophidian.4319)

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Posted by: xtorma.1283

xtorma.1283

We all have supply!

Baron Irongut – Warrior-

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Posted by: Saidor.7028

Saidor.7028

How does a Tauren hide in a cherry tree?